"Campy and Hilarious" MY ASS

I don't even fucking know anymore. my tarot/witchy/i'm still figuring it out blog

[piccalily]

i’ve loved greek mythology since i first learnt about it in school when i was 8, and now it turns out i’m gay? coincidence? i think not

[workinginthecorner]

So i’m going to sign out of tumblr for the first time in a while. I tend to just scroll aimlessly instead of doing things i need to do, so i’m going to not been on for a while. if you have me on facebook or have my number, just contact me that way if you’d like. :) peace out peoples.

[khaleesi]

In honor of Lord Byron’s birthday I would like to remind you all of the time that Shelley and Keats, having not heard from him for some time, became concerned for his safety and it was determined that Shelley would go looking for him. Keats received a letter some time later that Shelley had found him in Venice, where he’d been having so much sex that he’d nearly died from malnourishment and dehydration. Keats’ entire response amounted to essentially, “You should probably have let him.”

[friendlyfrankenstein]

“I found him, he’s in a gutter.” “Well go put him back”

[smiley-celine-deactivated202210]

The Romantic poets are my all time aesthetic to be honest

[memewhore]

[scerek-archive]

[scerek]

Superman AU: Derek Hale had always known he was different, considering he came to Earth in a spaceship during a meteor shower. Growing up on a farm in the small town of Beacon Hills, it was easy to stick out like a sore thumb. But Derek had managed to keep his abilities a secret, even from his high school crush Paige. Now ten years later, Derek has embraced his incredible powers and uses them to help save innocent lives and become the valiant hero dubbed Superman. Hot on his tail is the stubborn and headstrong ace reporter Braeden. Along with her motormouth photographer and trusty sidekick Stiles, Braeden hopes to uncover the truth behind the Man of Steel, unaware that he is posing as a mild-mannered reporter working at the Daily Planet just three feet away from her.

[sharkira]

do u ever go to reblog a cool post but then 

and out of spite u just

no

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

SOS I told the girl I like that I want a butch gf and she said "I'm butch" and I got really flustered and went to go make dinner for us (bc I'm at her place tonight)

uhh are you sure y’all arent on a date right now?

[tenderlesbian-deactivated201807]

i don’t even know what to say

[spockgirl]

im in a really bad media diversity class where the professor was trying to make a point to us about stereotypes so he was like “when you think of frankenstein you probably think of a big green monster right?” and then when everyone in class was immediately like “no it’s the scientist” he pretended he didn’t hear us 

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

things are going to get better whether you like it or not

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

i will personally shove the beauty and majesty of this wonderful world down your fucking throat if i have to

[tolazehtolivelife]

Thank you

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

you’re welcome. deal with it

[ignitesthestxrs]

‘it’s not realistic’ assholes say about the romances in da2, as if four or five bisexuals in proximity to each other in a city is somehow more unusual than fucking dragons

[theladypirate]

LGBTQIA+ people tend to cluster, you can’t tell me actual bisexual disaster Hawke attracting all the other disaster bisexuals to their friend group is unrealistic bc I HAVE SEEN THIS HAPPEN BEFORE.

[captainlordauditor]

#AND IT EXPLAINS WHY THE PARTY ALL PUT UP WITH EACH OTHER#EVEN THOUGH HALF OF IT VEHEMENTLY HATES THE OTHER HALF AT ANY GIVEN TIME

[zinobi]

famous last words.

[adhighdefinition]

as someone who grew up neurodivergent, can i just say “kids will be kids” is not good enough to excuse the years of peer abuse i had to go through because you couldn’t teach little johnny how to behave like a decent fucking person. both teachers and parents didn’t do jack shit but to hold on to their own agenda which was to get me to erase parts of myself so that i could please them. the problem was always on my side. it was my fault. but i’m an adult now and sick of it. so i sincerely hope you unlearn that ableism or get out of my sight.

[scooplery]

RIGHT? right wtf. “kids will be kids” but ADHD and autistic kids have their childhoods stolen from them by their peers “just being kids”? only non-ADHD and non-autistic kids get to be kids? only their behavior gets excused because of age? because my ADHD behavior that wasn’t hurting anyone sure as shit did not get excused, while the actions of my peer abusers were ALWAYS excused under the guise of “kids will be kids, what can you do?” 

you can do a whole fuck of a lot, actually, if you try.

[adhighdefinition]

you absolutely nailed it with that one, @blueforester

[workinginthecorner]

M'Baku: T-tell your new king if he says he's got beef that I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him

[gaynehollander]

if you think i won’t go back and reblog the post from a blog i don’t follow just to get your unnecessary comment off a good post then you’ve got the wrong bitch

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

[trinklied]

everytime someone brings up this kinda trope, i always think of this scene

[astralika-deactivated20181218]

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

[samael]

a personal favourite from my childhood

[sirterrypratchett]

Someone gimme that Pratchett quote from Men At Arms, you guys know da one!

[irentmylife]

*snaps fingers frenetically*

[helshades]

‘If you have to look along the shaft of an arrow from the wrong end, if a man has you entirely at his mercy, then hope like hell that man is an evil man. Because the evil like power, power over people, and they want to see you in fear. They want you to know you’re going to die. So they’ll talk. They’ll gloat.

They’ll watch you squirm. They’ll put off the moment of murder like another man will put off a good cigar.

So hope like hell your captor is an evil man. A good man will kill you with hardly a word.’

@sirterrypratchett, how about this one?

[oscarwildeboytoy-deactivated201]

Hey, unpopular opinion, apparently. But people don’t just “have pain for no reason” doctors say this all the time (especially to women and chronically ill people) and the truth is, Thats literally not possible. Even if your pains are psychosomatic (a word I hesitate to even use because of the way its used so often) there is a reason you are having those pains whether its mental illness, abuse, etc. If your doctor consistently tells you that “well some people just have pain for no reason” get a new doctor. That’s a doctor who is not going to give a shit what your actual symptoms or experiences are.

[kamorth]

I just wanna add to clarify the psychosomatic thing.

That word DOES NOT MEAN you’re making it up. It doesn’t mean you’re imagining the symptom. What it means is that the symptom ISN’T DIRECTLY CAUSED BY ANY OF THE THINGS THAT WOULD NORMALLY CAUSE IT.

I fought to get a PCOS diagnosis for 2 and a half years. For the ENTIRE time I was fighting, I was dealing with 3 cysts that were not going away by themselves and eventually required surgery to remove. At one point close to the end of the battle, I suddenly went blind. I was visiting my parents and was standing on the veranda looking out over the tree we had planted in memory of my dog and suddenly I got one of the shooting pains that I was quite frankly used to at that point and my vision started to go dark. It was like the sun was setting while being completely hidden behind storm clouds but it was 2pm in the middle of Summer on a clear day. Within about 30 seconds I couldn’t see ANYTHING. I was 27 years old and I was screaming for my mother.

My mum raced me to her doctor (he was a 15 minute drive away as opposed to 45 minutes to the nearest hospital) and he quickly worked out that there was nothing wrong with my eyes and what had happened was totally unrelated to them. Then he said it was psychosomatic and I freaked out, yelling that I was NOT making this up and I definitely wasn’t imagining it. Very quickly he calmed me down and said he believed me and I had misunderstood. He explained that whatever was going on with my abdominal pains (he suggested PCOS which I hadn’t even heard of at that point) had been ignored for so long that my body was starting to do things other than the normal pain response to try to draw my attention to the problem. My sight going was my body basically jumping around in front of me going “HEY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME HELLLOOOOOOO??????”

He gave me some prescription strength painkillers and my sight started to come back as soon as they started to kick in. About 45 minutes after it started I could see well enough to walk around without help and within a day and a half I was back to normal. On top of that I finally had a scan booked to figure out what the hell was causing all the pain.

Psychosomatic symptoms are NOT imagined or fabricated or happening for “no reason”. Experiencing them DOES NOT make you a liar. It makes you someone who has been battling with something serious for so long that your own body has started to get impatient with you.

[oscarwildeboytoy-deactivated201]

I completely agree. Thank you for sharing this.

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