Jörmungandr

The game is rigged. The Third Son THE WORLD ISSS MINE. Asssk Me Quessstionss ----- Random Post--- Uncle Thor Brother Sleipnir Mjölnir Father Loki Demon Aomi Brother Fenrir Sister Iormungandr Sister Einmyria Koorlith The whole surface of the earth, and the mountains will tremble so that trees will be uprooted from the ground and mountains will crash..... The sea will lash against the land because the Midgard Serpent is writhing in giant fury trying to come ashore. The Midgard Serpent will blow so much poison that the whole sky, and sea will be spattered with it. The serpent is the most terrible and will be on the other side of the wolf.

[femrem]

The patriarchy told me that male rape victims are just as important as female ones. (submitted by anonymous)

Editors note: Male rape victims aren’t less important than female ones? However, compared to rape against women, they should be far less focused on because of how infrequently it happens. Clearly our societal problem is rape against women, not rape against men… That doesn’t mean that rape against men doesn’t happen or isn’t important or a problem, but it does mean we should be focusing on the big problem instead of the much smaller details. 

[aomiarmster]

stop condoning rape, asshole.

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

I love being a small detail. I love having my daily, nightly, constant nightmare thrown back into my face as NON IMPORTANT because I have a penis. Which essentially what is being said here. 

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

HEY, my growing a penis is something entirely out of my control and I too mourn for your penis. THAT DANGEROUS, DANGEROUS DANGEROUS PENIS OF YOURS. You know, in a duel my penis would win?

Nonsense.

ABSOLUTE NONSENSE.

Your penis is always dainty and pathetic, could be easily ripped off. Mine was monstrous and took months before it decided it didn’t want to be around anymore. MINE WOULD’VE TORN YOURS TO FUCKING SHREDS.

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Bloody hell, man. What is this constant.... resistance towards 'feelings' towards you that always leads to you having your penis mutilated in some way and you willingly allowing that!?!

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Between you, Myra and Ior, whatever that was remnant of a penis that was mine already  disintegrated. POOF, GONE.

My tantrums of such mutilations are simply MOURNING THE LOSS. 

But you can grow a penis any time you want so stop taunting me,  demon. 

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Wellp, Vivi sent me a long-winded letter about her feelings for you and of course she's a moron and sent it to me instead of you. So. Yeah. SHE REALLY DIGS YOU.

I would sooner rip my dick off and gouge out both eyes with it than ever return her feelings. 

But thank you for the heads up and for this kind deed - my sisters are plotting against you….somehow. .. 

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Hi brother *0*

Greetings, brother. How fares?

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Does the Midgardian foolery of Global Warming even affect your waters?

Makes for annoyance … when my food supply is ailing, I manage of course.  It is they who suffer, not I. 

[aomiarmster]

So...imagine if there was a protagonist struggling with their sexuality ( among other issues they're dealing with) happens to find (more like lured to) themselves in Silent Hill?

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

I'd like to see something like that. ..certainly would put a different position in the gaming universe. 

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

You are a terrible influence on me, Jormungandr! A terrible terrible terrible influence!

This isn’t about the dragons and Tiamat thing is it?

[ifhebeworthy]

Are there any Thor fans in the Thor fandom?

[banadino-blog]

[govthookercoulson]

[jennj80-chrishemsworth]

reblogging because this is the most awesome representative gif of the Thor fandom..our fandom is present and exhausted of loki fandom bs.

[aomiarmster]

Aomi is a fan. :D

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Silly serpent, let's not embrace another world of nightmares you cannot afford.

Oh but I like nightmares and what then if it is a luxury that I can afford?

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Grumbles about and screams “As a Lokison I must say the Lokidottir ARE AN INSUFFERABLE LOT!”

[einmyria]

“Perhaps you could just indulge in  the art of ATTEMPTING TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR?” Einmyria tilts her head, staring at him cautiously.

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

He pauses, leering, and then ‘beams’ the volleyball at her head.

[einmyria]

Soo… dodging was not her strong suit. “Oh for-” her words cut short as the rubber sphere bounced off her face. “What in  The Nine is wrong with you? Are you always this tempermental?!”

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

“What isn’t wrong?” He lifts his chin, raising an eyebrow and holding himself back from further agitation. “Best leave or such toys will not be the worst of what aims at your skull!”

[einmyria]

Her face twists to express a snarl. “You can be such a monster sometimes.” Thin arms reach out as her fists clench carefully, her fingers nearly skeletal.”It’s so easy for you to shove everyone away.”

She shook her head, expanding her boney fingers,instantly rendering the harmless gift to her brother into a smoking pile of ash.

“That’s all everything is, brother, there is no need for this hostility.”

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

He would have roared with laughter. He was a monster? No need to state the obvious, clearly. Jormungandr sneered. "Easy as ash."

No longer did he want to cater to his sister's nitpicking, glancing at her with a gentle smile. He nodded slightly before his form collapsed into a swarm of insects that scattered across the floor disappearing into unseen cracks and niches. 

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Jormun, be kind to your siblings. Family is all you have.

Silence, demon. 

Be kind? That is quite telling. Did you keep that in mind when you murdered your cousin? And what of your half-brother? I’m sure he loved all those knives in his back.  The list goes on.

Don’t lecture me about being kind. Why should I when the same courtesy is never afforded to me?!

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Grumbles about and screams “As a Lokison I must say the Lokidottir ARE AN INSUFFERABLE LOT!”

[einmyria]

“Perhaps you could just indulge in  the art of ATTEMPTING TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR?” Einmyria tilts her head, staring at him cautiously.

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

He pauses, leering, and then ‘beams’ the volleyball at her head.

[einmyria]

Soo… dodging was not her strong suit. “Oh for-” her words cut short as the rubber sphere bounced off her face. “What in  The Nine is wrong with you? Are you always this tempermental?!”

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

"What isn't wrong?" He lifts his chin, raising an eyebrow and holding himself back from further agitation. "Best leave or such toys will not be the worst of what aims at your skull!"

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Grumbles about and screams “As a Lokison I must say the Lokidottir ARE AN INSUFFERABLE LOT!”

[einmyria]

“Perhaps you could just indulge in  the art of ATTEMPTING TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR?” Einmyria tilts her head, staring at him cautiously.

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

He pauses, leering, and then 'beams' the volleyball at her head.

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Grumbles about and screams "As a Lokison I must say the Lokidottir ARE AN INSUFFERABLE LOT!"

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

Sudden & Special Delivery for: Jormungandr. This Package Contains: 1 volleyball. Signed: Don't eat it, brother. Einmyria & Ior.

-sigh.-

I MADE A MISTAKE ONCE. 

[world-serpent-jormungandr]

aside from missing the stars you seem more of a moon obliterating type than just reaching for it :P

Anyone tell you that you're a horrible influence? Don't give me ideas!