Things I loved about the new Jumanji
“See ya later, Refrigerator”
BETHANY AND MARTHA FRIENDSHIP
Jack Black’s portrayal of Bethany being so pure and so good - his acting is so on point in this movie and I absolutely LOVE IT
Also the way he says “Look, it’s a map of Jumanji. Like he said.” is just…too pure???? I can’t even explain it???
“Aw, you have allergies, Spencer? I DON’T HAVE THE TOP 2 FEET OF MY BODY”
Bethany and Martha talking and getting to know (and love) each other throughout the course of the movie
“You should be giving me lessons in kicking ass!”
Dwayne the Rock Johnson - “Jesus would you look at the size of this thing???”
Dwayne the Rock Johnson’s voice cracks - multiple times
“I defanged a snake, give me a little respect”
Bethany and Martha friendship
“MARTHA COME LOOK AT MY PENIS”
“WOAH THESE THINGS ARE CRAZY”
Bethany’s character development over the course of the movie
Nick Jonas and Jack Black interactions
“Rations, get your-” “You better shut your ass up”
“It’s called Backpack Power”
“I don’t know why I’d need to be fast running from some man-eating zebra or some shit in this DUMBASS HAT”
“I’m sure they’d like to get jiggy with her, that’s all”
Bethany casually mentioning texting Martha
THE WAY BETHANY LOOKS LKE SHE’S ABOUT TO CRY WHEN SHE’S LOOKING AT ALEX
Fridge waving at the baby
Spencer being an awkward goof about Martha
“I’m happy to report that I brought one thing from the outside world”
did I mention Bethany and Martha friendship?
Also, in every showing I’ve been to, the audience has been so vocal - always laughing and even collectively going “ohhhhh” when That Scene with N.J. after the helicopter sequence happens - and I’ve never actually been in a movie theater with an audience that’s so engaged and I inexplicably love that so much.
TL;DR: Jumanji is a GREAT movie. Lot of positive, hilarious interactions, lovable characters, and phenomenal acting. Hilarious jokes and a lot of action and just a really good movie if you just want to laugh and have a good time.
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