lady bird.

i do not have asthma.

[empire-of-light]

what a dystopian ass premise for a romcom

[drtrinitysantos]

girl help they're making a porn parody of the purge but without the porn

[literaphobe]

do you guys think the citizens of zootopia ever pray that nick and judy stop solving so many fucking crimes bc every time they make the news they subject the city’s entire population to their overt and immense sexual tension

imagine turning on the tv to keep up with current events and ur like aw FUCK it’s those cops that wanna fuck real bad again. day RUINED

[you-just-wait-sunshine]

i have a love/hate relationship with when someone reviews a book that is earth shattering in its scope and so aware of its position in the systems of our society and their disassembly and it's like 'the prose was really good :) the characters were so interesting <3' like YES but what about the implications!! mate you're forgetting the ideological consequences!!!

[namira]

Like two years ago I ran into a salamander biologist in the woods who complimented my ability to 'walk quietly in the forest while causing minimal disturbance to the leaf litter.' Still goes to my head.

[gallusrostromegalus]

I had to get my kidneys imaged a few years ago and the urologist somewhat breathlessly told me "you have absolutely beautiful kidneys." and tbh I've never felt hotter.

[huariqueje]

Shadows on Door - Line Holtegaard

Danish , b, 1980 -

Oil on canvas , 100 x 150 cm.

[funstyle]

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand

[dogpuppy]

[thegenderal]

How we need 2 be acting as a society

[frontmansdefender]

big fan of this genre of signs

[doomspaniels]

I notice you have Lunch.

I, too, like Lunch. But I will be over here appreciating it Very Very Politely. Just in case you have a little too much, and might find it in your heart to share with a starving orphan with no family in the world.

[dogpuppy]

[pjharvey]

once you start typing in all lowercase you unfortunately kind of have to keep doing it forever or if you start capitalizing things people will think you’re either mad at them or having some kind of episode

[alexandriaocasiocortez]

Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000

[nando161mando]

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[robustcornhusk]

[armandology]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this