wormwood the mothman

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[importantcatpics]

[rickybabyboy]

secret methods

secret reasons

[anxietyproblem]

[pollsforadults]

Spin the wheel. Now, imagine you're on a first date with someone who says they`re a [result]. How does this affect the odds of a second date?

100% guarantee I'll want a second date

It's significantly more likely

The odds don't change

It's significantly less likely

There wont be a second date. Absolutely not

Voting ended onJun 13

Picker Wheel - Spin the Wheel to Decide a Random Choice

Picker Wheel is a wheel spinner for a random picker. Various functions & customization. Enter choices or names, spin the wheel to decide a r

(anon submission)

[catchyvideos]

[thelovelygods]

[official-penis-posts]

Quick somebody fuck Claude

[billboard-hotties-tourney]

NAME THAT TUNE TOURNEY - ROUND FIVE

"Lola" - The Kinks

"Vincent" - Don McLean

Voting ended onMay 29

Vote for the "name" song you prefer!

Propaganda for "Lola": "It's cute and catchy and fun to sing along to, and is also a song about someone falling in love with a trans woman." "Young man goes to the club for the first time of his life and immediately got smitten with a trans woman. it's such a cute and pretty song" "Using - in nineteen ! seventy ! - gentle, wry humor and phrasing that we now wouldn't use to express (in the voice of a young, naive character) the sentiment that in this muddled, exciting, blossoming world, the one person who is getting it right is the trans woman (or drag queen - it's not explicitly said) who knows who she is and whom he wouldn't change for the world... is categorically not transphobic...'I always want it to be that way for my Lola'" Defeated Opponents: "Cecilia" - Simon and Garfunkel - "Melissa" - The Allman Brothers Band; "Candy's Room" - Bruce Springsteen; "Dammit, Janet" - Barry Bostwick and Susan Sarandon

Propaganda for "Vincent": "Do you ever feel like bawling your eyes out over Vincent van Gogh? Don McLean's got you!" "One of the most beautiful songs of the 70s, if not the 20th century, this heartfelt tribute to Vincent Van Gogh is a true gem." "The song is a truly beautiful homage to Vincent van Gogh and all the suffering he endured and still created beautiful art. It gives hope that even if you feel like what you‘re making now isn't worth much, people will appreciate it still after you‘re gone." Defeated Opponents: "Walk Away Renee" - The Four Tops; "You'll Have to Swing It (Mr. Paganini)" - Ella Fitzgerald; "St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast" - Frank Zappa; "Layla" - Derek and the Dominos

[zerozerozio]

i was helping socialise this bunny. he has a little bunny on his nose

[loserforever]

oh you’re yanking my chain? yank harder

[f0restnympho420]

life is nothing without eroticism and whimsy

[sandersstudies]

Me: man I wish I knew more of my neighbors better

My nine-year-old neighbor: *crashes mom’s car into my yard*

Me: Be careful what you wish for I suppose

[sandersstudies]

Honestly my first draft of this post said “my neighbor’s son” and then I was like wait a second that’s functionally the same as saying “my cousin’s sister.” That’s still my cousin and that’s still my neighbor.

[sandersstudies]

Stop saying Calvin and Hobbes it’s important to me that Calvin is six and not nine.

[the-lincyclopedia]

I take it the nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle?

[sandersstudies]

The nine-year-old was literally driving the vehicle after knocking the gear shift into Drive apparently by accident. Seven- and five-year-olds in the backseat. Nine-year-old knows in movies people stomp down on the thing on the floor and the car stops. He stomps. It is the gas.

[parakavka]

Shiba meetup

[direhuman]

ash please not again

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[deliverancefromfear]

[marxistmandalorian]

Lessons from the 90s that children today need

[teathattast]

[thestorieswesay]

god it's all so true

[thelovers-thedreamers-and-me]

i do love soup

[depsidase]

[pirateprincessjess]

I was told that I’d get used to not having a headphone jack. I still want a fucking headphone jack. I hate that phones don’t have them. It’s stupid and awful and I hate it

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

i bet the kentucky derby jockeys can do as many drugs as they want because everyone is so fixated on testing the horses