worm

22 , she/they i collect porcelain cats and love rainy weather :) dm me to discuss market plyers

[allyourlife]

my fav calvin n hobbes joke and no one ever puts it anywhere

[dogpuppy]

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[neckfat]

[cutecipher]

as a feminist i support recreational abortion

[cutecipher]

i have mixed feelings about competitive

[cutecipher]

*maddest ive ever been, eye twitching* thats baseless. its something else actually.

[cosed]

what is wrong. like with all of you.

[stupid-dyke]

Heterosexual pride flag

[kosmogrl]

[ab0masum]

me when i have 'always hurts disease' and then i fucking hurts

[catkola]

Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

[aric220]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[proteinmom]

i love turning off lights. no need for all that

[greelin]

saying something you know will make people laugh. And they do laugh.

[beingharsh]

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

[beingharsh]

finally someone says something kind of titillating

[lord-kitschener]

[bintilleil-deactivated20200510]

[skelegun]

If I was a wanted criminal in the dark ages, they’d be like “are you William the Wanted?” And I’d be like “nahh I’m Laurence the Lawful” and they’d be like “ohhh okay”