Worst's Best Thoughts

[dankmemeuniversity]

[everythingstarstuff]

[best-of-memes]

[leadthefuckingway-deactivated20]

Colin Mochrie is the undisputable fucking king of Improv

[sweaterkittensahoy]

The newscaster puns are a whole different level.

[nayters]

[c-bassmeow]

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[prokopetz]

Favourite Tropes #137: the hero who’s been through so much inexplicable nonsense that they’re impenetrably jaded, except instead of being grumpy and cynical they’re just sort of amiably cheerful about it all. Like, the universe has just turned itself inside-out, and they’re all: “Right… I guess it’s that time again. Could be worse, I suppose - at least this time I’m wearing pants!“

[wonder]

[unclefather]

we don’t deserve him but we need him

[fakehistory]

Workers refilling the Earth’s core with molten lava during the Great Lava Shortage of 1912.

[the-reckless-ronin]

thank god these brave heroes risked their lives for the magmatic future we are enjoying today. never forget.

[charlesoberonn]

New superhero: Crime Man.

He stops crimes exclusively by comitting crimes. He out-crimes the criminals.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

The Punisher does this and the crime is murder

[charlesoberonn]

The Punisher doesn’t stop crime, he punishes criminals. Big difference. Crime Man is more proactive than that.

[femmeharlequin-deactivated20240]

So what you really mean is like. A totalitarian government that profiles people and arrests them before they commit crimes (which is a crime)

[charlesoberonn]

No, it’s more like stopping a credit fraud from happening by comitting arson.

[mr-elementle]

*A mugger threatening me with a knife* Give me your money! *Crimeman appearing from the darkness with a bigger knife* NO CRIMINAL! You give me YOUR money!

[sudokobitch-blog]

I love the efforts to get deeply analytical and political but op just shuts them down with no crime man does CRIME

BUT BETTER

[jadensilver]

He finds out someone’s planning to rob the bank so he robs it first so there isn’t any money left when they get there. 

[dikubutto]

Armed robbery? Hold their family hostage until they deliver their guns in an unmarked bag behind a gas station

[charlesoberonn]

shirt and pants with horizontal black and white stripes

A black domino mask

A dark grey wool hat

a big sack with a dollar sign on it where he stores his gadgets

a yellow sash reading “CRIME SCENE DO NOT CROSS”

[micaxiii]

I drew fanart

did I get it right?

[charlesoberonn]

Now that’s a hero if I’ve ever seen one.

[charlesoberonn]

This is the most accurate description of Crime Man:

If that what it takes to stop crime, Crime Man will do it.

[ayeayerontron]

Visit Original Link

[servals-dank-meme-machine]

[scrivnomancer]

Read to the end, you should.

Revealed, the power of meta-fiction will be.

Tears for Yoda, you might. Found this on Mother of All Nerds, I did.

[groovyghost]

once i had a mutual who stopped using tumblr because she became a nun

[groovyghost]

[todaysbird]

theres this statue in singapore that was created by fernando botero and its just this giant fat bird and i think he should officially be added to the ‘wonders of the world’

[antifa-hulk]

This is the Absolute Unit other Units report to

[relatablepicturesofgilgamesh]

SHE’S BEEN DEFEATED

[carnival-phantasm]

You are a fool if you think Piss Yellow King can truly end her rampage

[cerastes]

No…

It’s an alliance…!

[doggosource]

doggos against catfights

[the-reckless-ronin]

!!

[frogstack]

[4rch0n]