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The biggest scam your brain is telling you is that everybody else is human and allowed to make mistakes but that you yourself have to be perfect and flawless to deserve their company
why are these all so fucked up
the fossil pokemon of this gen are inspired by several incidents in britain (and europe at large but mostly britain) where many fossils were put together completely wrong, resulting in shit like this being in actual museums. this particular one (the âotto von guerick unicornâ) is actually from germany, but itâs the funniest of them. see the crystal palace dinosaurs or the piltdown man for british examples
in the game, youâre combining fossils from completely different extinct pokemon, resulting in these monstrosities that have dex entries like this:
âIts mighty legs are capable of running at speeds exceeding 40 mph, but this PokĂŠmon canât breathe unless itâs underwater.â
âThe shaking of its freezing upper half is what generates its electricity. It has a hard time walking around.â
âThough itâs able to capture prey by freezing its surroundings, it has trouble eating the prey afterward because its mouth is on top of its head.â
some of the 8 dex entries even speculate why these pokemon may have gone extinct, which is funny because they never existed in the first place. theyâre chimeras that are exclusive to the pokemon universeâs modern times.
the professor lady who puts the fossils together in the pokemon games is even named Cara Liss (careless)
some people have made fanart of what the original pokemon may have looked like, hereâs one, hereâs another, and hereâs a third!
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Be the voice in your demonâs head criticizing everything it does.
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thereâs a difference between âjust do a little yoga it will cure your depression forever :)â and âgoing for a run wonât solve your problems but it will make you feel a little better and thatâs the first stepâ but this site seems to treat them as the same thing
Taking care of yourself is still good even if it wonât cure you. Cleaning my room wonât cure my anxiety or make me less lonely but it is a healthier environment to live in.
this may be a hard pill to swallow for some people but like. 90% of the fires in australia wouldnât be happening right now if people had just fucking listened to indigenous peoples
literally just. give us our FULL sovereignty back over these areas half of them arenât even inhabited and almost none of them have ANY cultural significance to white australia (not that that should even matter cause itâs. aboriginal land and it always will be but whatever). give us control over them and shit like this wonât happen and our communities will heal.
Is OP implying the fires are the result of some kind of Aboriginal curse or something? Is the continent itself breaking out in fever in an attempt to cleanse itself of white people? Do the Aboriginals have some effective anti-wildfire strategy that the white people are too arrogant to listen to?
we had landcare practices to prevent shit like this. weâd burn the forest litter/hazardously flammable stuff in the cooler months to prevent massive forest fires happening. when our lands were invaded we could no longer implement these practices and now the leaf litter will build up and set on fire again and again and now the forest fires will be huge.
Its scientifically proven that Aboriginal people didnât suffer from wild bushfires, pre invasion. And its also proven that back burning (burning parts of the land per season) actually encourages new life and promotes animal breeding. Aboriginal science outweighs white science.
Followers, âď¸ This 100%. Happy to send people the studies and papers and stuff (or just have the conversation with sources) but by looking at tree ring scars, we can see that some areas had fires once every 80 years - and now those same regions are burning every few years. Itâs un-natural for Australia, this isnt a continent meant to be chaotically and uncontrollably burning forever.
The intensity of fire is increasing bc of biomass is changing, plant species are changing, rivers diverted and drying up. Soil salinity is spiking, soil erosion is getting worse - and a thousand other things that aboriginal activists and people have been warning about for centuries.
Areas under native title where mosaic burning happens HAS LESS/NO OUT OF CONTROL FIRES. The evidence is literally right there.
Part of the out of control fires are climate change, part is european settlements and farming practices causing absolute fucking chaos on local ecosystems. these fires are not sudden or out of the blue or anything - theyâve been a long time coming from systematic environmental neglect and intentional environmental fuckery. You reap what you sow.
âaboriginal curseâ itâs the colonial curse of ignoring indigenous expertise
the colonial curse of ignoring indigenous expertise
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