[evilspice]

this is the most amazing sentence i’ve read

[adonischildsupportcase]

[horrorofthebeast]

Polly Pocket in the house tonight

[mrhealyourgirl]

Everybody just have a good time

[imp]

[wintercorrybriea]

[wormspeddler]

homophobic cavemen be like.... no unga but.. he kinda bunga

[li4r]

telling job interviewers i work great under pressure knowing id kill myself

[389]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I refuse to let people forget the time someone on tumblr staff sent a random blog an ask about chubby white dudes

[sentada]

-

[softservewidow]

I…

[lyingfigure]

have to have him

[apokrify]

THIS DRAWING WAS MADE 700 YEARS AGO BY A 7-YEARS-OLD BOY NAMED ONFIM WHO LIVED IN NOVOGROD.

[oarfjsh]

[zvaigzdelasas]

more of onfime’s drawings:

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

There should be a riot at disneyland there should be people ripping the bricks out of main street USA and throwing them at cops I think a cop should die at the riot at disneyland I want bad things to happen to the walt disney company

[movingblogsx]

It’s against park rules to have protests or even political signs but I wish!

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

I’m not sure how you got “peaceful protest that abides by Disneyland rules” out of this post

[another-normal-anomaly]

Riot at Disneyland but with *reverse* violence. Cast healing spells at Disneyland. Make people immortal at Disneyland. Reduce entropy within a closed system that contains Disneyland.

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

I think the act of going to disneyland should take a year off your life

[jas114]

Seriously, even if you did want to riot, don’t do it at the Disney Parks. People go there for a magical time, not for bloodshed and chaos. Riot anywhere else, but leave the parks (or anywhere else with kids) alone.

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

Someone has to teach the kids what you get when you mix gasoline with styrofoam and if neither their parents or the public schools will step up to the plate I will

[jas114]

Please tell me this is all a joke. I sincerely hope this is all joke and that you all aren’t a bunch of insensitive forks.

[murdercore-powerfuneral-deactiv]

Every day my followers and I align our chackra in order to create a big dragon ball z beam attack in the noosphere, it’s aimed at the Disney corporation. Our aim is getting better we’ve already eradicated Disney Pixar’s Cars 4: Mater’s DooDoo Disaster from the collective unconscious.

[dancefevers]

this is my impression of a post with 17k notes on ur dash

🌠 birdofpreygirl Follow

they need to make tungle for boys

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👨🏻 garnetss-sorcerersstone57 Follow

#thats just reddit

WHY would you leave this gem in the tags

//via @ penisairplane

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⛈ pottypoopoo Follow

i just showed this to my roommate and she asked me what tungle is 😂😂😂

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👤 jamesashoelace Follow

Technically, wouldn’t that be twitter.

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🧸 girlbossarmy-deactivated011021

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🦹🏽‍♀️ oddscully-anddemitri Follow

@ frogssarefarting69

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👨‍🎨 practicalpoet Follow

only on tumblr

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🤵🏼 fur-and-misfortune Follow

world heritage post

[velocitations]

[2aminhouston]

[floridakilo]

me otw to topple the american oligarchy