♡┊i dont eat reptiles

◥ but I wouldn't mind eating you! ◤ {Metal Gear Solid EVA RP}

[doctorstrangeloves-deactivated2]

❛❛ at least you could call me tanya. ❜❜

for notforhonor. 

[nekokat42]

 my part of the art trade with @aeraya <3

[evangeline-13]

DAMN

[shredguard]

Big Boss

[fudgeappleart]

I wanted to draw the big mama in cool mom jeans bc she’s no ordinary mom she’s a COOL mom and she somehow made her way into the phantom pain

[wouldntmindeatingyou]

❤ “s-say that

           one more time”.–

[vhascome-blog]

FOLLOW FOREVER POST (500+ FOLLOWERS ♥)

Briefing: I’d like to thank all of you for making this real, for making this happen, I’m really happy :) Remember this is my first follow forever-ish post, pardon my mistakes.

I will mark with bold for honorable mentions, italic for somekind of honorable mention, but I don’t really have such contact with those, but I’d like to ;u;

—

a ~ c

aaronminier, alastairdargyll, always-picks-rogue, arielrothbart, aziarts, bach-bach, bbkaz, beakfreaks, belovedgames, bigbosseyepatch, bigbossparamedic, bigbosswithoutborders, bromhamsam, caloriematey, chico-is-theories, cipherspy

d ~ f

darwinthebird, delsinsfire, deprivedsniper, desertman, dirty-mgs-confessions, elsoldadito, europeanextreme, f1ng3rs, finalfantaji, fissionmailed, fracturesbones, franklinclinton

g ~ i

gamersbliss, gaminginsanity, gustycartoons, harshai, his-shining-tears, indyfalcon, iroquois-snake, is-metal-gear-solid-v-out-yet

j ~ l

jetstreamin, jjoelmiller, jaune-valjeen, joylne, kazvhira (OMG I DONT HAVE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU JESS), kaz-hellmaster-miller, kazoo-hira, kik0man, la-li-lu-le-lolz, lovepack, lullabyforbeasts

m ~ o

metalgearcrack, master-miller, metalgirlysolid, nexya, noradewitt, notterminated, omek90, otacontrol

p ~ r

parasiteunit, pohroro, princessocelot, rebeccacboobies, revolver-ossified, rresources

s ~ u

salzarslytherin, seehang, sneakingsuit, snakeaterr, sniprwolfs (I LOVE YOU, K?), snvtcher, textsfrommsf, thatkindoffangirl, thatrussiancowboy (SERIOUSLY, FOLLOW HIM), theworldneedsonlyonebigboss

v ~ x

warhounded, wedontgivethatup, wouldntmindeatingyou

y ~ z

yandere-kitty, yet-another-trickster, youreprettygood, zadornovs (pls follow him, serious), zandxtsu, zzzkezzz, zyfaran

ps: If I forgot someone, please don’t worry, it’s because there’s so much wonderful people on my following list that I get confused ;u; <3 I love y’all

[kappasuit-deactivated20211125]

man what the actual heck…it’s weird to think that the man who’s influenced a lot of people’s childhoods is gone at such a young age! but we should take the time to thank him for the happiness he’s given all of us through all of his creations with everyone else at nintendo. Mr. Iwata you will be missed! <3 

[wouldntmindeatingyou]

continued from this: x

“Umm yeah, I’m EVA. Who wants to know?”.

[vanyas-blog]

Пирожки Pirozhki Small pies with sweet or bitter filling

[wouldntmindeatingyou]

———- wait, can you reblog if you don’t mind random starters appearing in your tag whether it’s fluffy, angsty, etc. and if you actually reply to them when they do? just wanna see how many people do tbh.

[marth-hime]

蛇の系譜で母の日 by  だめあき

[wouldntmindeatingyou]

Would EVA make BB like all her posts?

Omg she probably would"You have to see this silly video of this adorable dog" *middle aged mom laughter* "How amazing is that?"

[patriotphantom-blog]

wouldntmindeatingyou started following you

He saluted the woman in front of him. ‘’What brings you to mother base, Miss EVA?’’

[wouldntmindeatingyou]

"Just-- visiting, if that's what you wanna call it. Uhm, who are you exactly?".

[rpmememaker]

Sentence meme (Torture my character version)

Make them cry

“I never loved you.”

“You’re the reason they’re dead!”

“It’s all your fault!”

“Who could ever love you…?”

“You’re so stupid. So weak.”

“Just go away. I don’t want you here.”

Blackmail them

“Who would’ve thought a sweet thing like you would have such a secret?”

“I’ll tell everyone. Scream so loud the country will hear.”

“I have a friend with a radio station, you know. Broadcast it all over the city.”

“If you want this back, you’ll do whatever I say!”

“Be a good little slave, you don’t want your secret out, do you?”

“I know everything. I can ruin you.”

“Beg me, and I might consider keeping my mouth shut.”

Interrogate them

“Sing, birdie.”

“I know exactly how to make you talk.”

“You know some fascinating things, don’t you?”

“I’ll use your greatest weaknesses against you, and you know I know them all.”

“I have means of extracting information from you.”

“I might play with you a little longer after you’ve talked. You’re too cute.”

“You’re tough. But I’ll break you.”

Yell at them

“You idiot! You dumbass! You- you fucking moron!”

“You’re absolutely useless, aren’t you?!”

“What the fuck have you done this time!”

“You don’t care about anyone but yourself!”

“You’re not human! You’re a monster!”

“You’re a disgusting little rat!”

“You’ve fucked up for the last time!”

Physically hurt them

“What, can’t take a punch?”

“I’ll kill you!”

“It’s only a scratch, asshole!”

“Don’t move, or I’ll shoot you!”

“I’ll slit your damn throat!”

“Kiss my shoes or I’ll stomp your head in half.”

“I didn’t mean to draw blood, but oh well.”

“That’s going to bruise.”

Torture them… gently

“You want some of this cake? C’moooon, beg for it!”

“Guess what? SURPRISE ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE!”

“Tickle-tickle-tickle! Kitchy kitchy koo!”

“Whaaaat? Is this yours? You can’t have it back, it’s mine now!”

“I’ll stop singing when hell freezes over!”

“Get in the locker, shorty!”

“Annoying? Me? Annoying?”

[wouldntmindeatingyou]

Spice Girls

Favorite Member: GINGER SPICELeast Favorite Member:  :(((((Prettiest Member: Scary SpiceFavorite Song/MV: Say You’ll Be There, 2 become 1, or Spice Up Your LifeFavorite Pairing: me and Mel B

[wouldntmindeatingyou]

ummmm mortal kombat for the series thing.

❤ Favorite Male: Smoke, Noob, Rain, Ermac, Kenshi, Havik... I think that's all❤ Favorite Female: Jade, Tanya, Frost, Skarlet, Mileena, Sheeva, Li Mei, Kira, Khameleon❤ Favorite Pairing:  JadexSmoke, KitanaxLiu Kang, and Sub-ZeroxSareena❤ Least Favorite Character: get ready... Sindel, Tremor, Stryker, Kano, Motaro, Onaga, Meat, Mokap, Kobra... There's a lot

❤ who’s most like me: Ferra❤ most attractive: SHAO KAHN <33333❤ three more characters that I like: Jax, Ashra, Nitara

[wouldntmindeatingyou]

[☞ Princess Kitana yes pls~]

[[; okay but her new design slays]]

        "Halt! Who goes there?You look rather lost-- and different from the others. You aren't from here, are you?         Forget it, I don't have time to fool around and play 20 questions with a peasant".