Wow-Wow

a stupid person who makes hilarious jokes

[badjokesbyjeff]

My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.

So I took down his confederate flag.

[andwhatexcellentboiledpotatoes]

Reductress is the best site, no you can’t change my mind.

[raishe]

I was just going to reblog this, but then I went to the site and now I’m wheezing:

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[fandomnationwhore]

$10

[wowwow-whack]

Companies during pride month be like here have some Gaytorade™

[wowwow-whack]

My customers on their knees, sobbing: please, please let us just listen to anything other than the same radio station 5 days a week for 9 hours.

Me, with a slushy and sunglasses on even though it's inside, radio blaring behind me: I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sounds of the same seven songs being played on repeat

[wowwow-whack]

The reason I suck so much dick is so that I can get really good at going to the dentist

[wowwow-whack]

Me: being murdered

Murderer: *takes off mask to reveal my dentist*

Dentist: you're bleeding because you didn't floss

[wowwow-whack]

What if instead of having a three headed dog, Hades had a three headed gerbil...

Gerberous

[wowwow-whack]

HE MADE FUN OF MY HANDS HE SAID THEY WERE CROOKED I'M LIKE OKAY YOUR DICK IS CROOKED NOW WHAT, BITCH

[wowwow-whack]

The two best things you can do as my romantic partner:

Buy me hoodies and sweatshirts

Don't ask about the pile of bones laying in the back of my closet. Like seriously, stop asking, Dave. You don't wanna know. Leave it alone. God Dave. Why do you have to ruin everything. This is why we can't have nice things.

[wowwow-whack]

Geologist: I'm a Volcanologist

Star Trek geek that studies Vulcans:

[iniro]

would you let him into your town

[theshittyfoodblog]

Cronch

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

nut loaf

[hidingfrompolice]

Bitch i thought that was rocks!

[warframe]

thats not bread that’s a core sample from a beach

[dat-soldier]

That’s conk creat babey!!!!!!!!!!

[ottermatopoeia]

they built the Great Wall with that

[monkeysaysficus]

This was thrown at Stonewall

[teaboot]

Cain killed his brother with this

[wowwow-whack]

BEHOLD!

THE MOLD!!!!

[surfindead]

therapy but theres an audience that laughs at you

[surfindead]

dr phil

[navoika]

tumblr

[dndaddyissues]

dungeons and dragons

[wowwow-whack]

Family thanksgiving

[wowwow-whack]

College is so weird, man. Every time I see a penny, I pick it up to sacrifice it to the Door God of Luck, even though I'm no longer friends with the people that live there. It's weird.

[wowwow-whack]

I know seven completely unrelated grown men who went as VSCO girls for Halloween. I know of at LEAST three different people who carry a physical Uno Reverse Card with them at all times. The Pink Croc Of The Construction Site is now in a tree. I sacrifice another penny to the door. Life moves on.

[badjokesbyjeff]

What did Charizard say to Pikachu?

Charizard