what

im not even a kpop blog

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

theyre not even microtransactions anymore its just straight up full size purchases. like anything over a dollar thats a whole purchase. stop letting them get away with calling them micro. theres nothing micro about 20 dollars

[featurefilms]

The Matrix (1999) The Matrix Reloaded (2003) The Matrix Revolutions (2003)

[homiedepot]

Trinity talking to anybody

[homiedepot]

Wait

[homiedepot]

WAIT

[braindamaged007-deactivated2024]

[superbabymethod]

serving gunt

[weyounpussyindulgence-deactivat]

It’s her….The Binch

[funstyle]

i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

[funstyle]

im no better than squidward

[princesscas]

"edit images with AI-- search with AI-- control your life with AI--"

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Why do so many people make tiktoks while they're clearly driving. What the fuck. Stop that shit, you're gonna kill someone.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

I think people online treat driving too casually tbh, like there was a poll about people's bad habits while driving and they weren't bad habits or problematic or whatever, they were all things that literally kill people every single day. You are driving a massive vehicle that can very easily turn into a murder weapon with your carelessness, take this shit seriously.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

"Haha I never use my turn signals" you are going to kill someone.

"I don't do full stops at stop signs lol" you are going to kill someone.

"Sometimes I text while I'm driving 🤭" YOU ARE GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.

[wiisagi-maiingan]

Also people who speed up or suddenly stop or swerve a lot to freak out someone in the car for fun: it stops being funny when you get into a car accident because of it. Just so you know.

[depsidase]

[sainamoonshine]

Let me tell you a story.

My husband recently left his job and started looking for a new one.

A particular company, who wanted his skills very much, actually contacted him three times when he posted on linkedin that he was looking for work (three different people DMed him without talking to each other lol).

When the CEO said « please send me your resume », my husband replied: « you HAVE it. I sent it weeks ago!! »

The CEO went « wait, what? How come I didn’t see it go through, you fill 100% of the job description?? ». Then he checked the resume filter algorithm, who gave my husband’s resume 4% and auto-rejected him.

They are no longer using automated processes to sort resumes.

[heyitsphoenixx]

the sun literally sets and casts a golden hue over everything every single day and we fucked it all up and invented paying rent

[foone]

My girlfriend is annoyed that I insist our lesbian sheep roleplay is zoologically accurate and thus we can't have sex, we just face away from each other and wait for the other to top

[whalesharkcat]

some context

[foone]

Thanks for explaining

[ladyshinga]

they're gonna violate food safety standards we've never even heard of

[squeakitties]

'a variation of food'

[dugaodna]

"the pizza"

[kira-serialfaggot]

I fear the working conditions in a mr.beast factory

[kaban-bang]

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[sanctuarycove]

I made witch soups in my garden

[wizardshark]

what did you pretend to be when you were a little girl

bride

witch

princess that refused to marry

knight

wizard (harry potter style)

wizard (non harry potter style)

delinquent gang member

archaeologist (indiana jones/the mummy style)

minecraft

barbie doll torturer

i was bald and drank vanilla extract

Voting ended onSep 13, 2024

[beemovieerotica]

every time I see some bigshot scientist revealed as a fraud my knee-jerk reaction is "hell yeah elisabeth bik got 'em good" AND IM RIGHT

PubPeer enables scientists to search for their publications or their peers publications and provide feedback and/or start a conversation ano

SHE NEVER QUITS!!!!

ICONIC!!!!

[beemovieerotica]

> Elisabeth Bik is on patreon <

She is not directly paid for her work to vet papers, she has been hit with legal action & death threats by scientists who hate that she's exposing them and their financial fraud, and she keeps at it every single day, combing through thousands of papers to make science more fair. Please consider supporting her!

[eflatminorseven]

thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

[teddy2145]

Also very big! Takes up two stories!

[ladystormcrow]

What's the biggest animal you've seen in person outside of a zoo?

Domestic (horse, cow, dog, etc.)

Wild land animal, herbivore (elephant, deer, bison, etc.)

Wild land animal, carnivore (bear, big cat, etc.)

Aquatic (whale, shark, seal, etc.)

Voting ended onSep 13, 2024

[toastbutteregg]

[dragoncarrion]

you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them

[dandelioncasey]

Well I've only heard of two so you're doing better than I am!

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

I'm curious now since tumblr.com is home to such a specific audience and the list seems to be full of TikTokers and Instagramers. Is Instagramers the word?

Out of Rolling Stone's 25 Most Influential Creators of 2024,

how many names do you recognise?

0

1-5

6-10

11-15

16-20

20-24

All 25

Voting ended onSep 4, 2024

reblog for a bigger sample size and also please tell me who, if any, you recognise?