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grandma ate my fucking pizza

[image ID: a text from a contact named “Grandma” that reads “Do not under any circumstance believe that u eill have leftover pizza. I ate it. It was fabulous. So sorry.” The word “eill” is a misspelling of “will.” The message is timestamped “Yesterday 8:27 PM.” End ID.]

This is just to say

I have eaten

the plums

that were in

the icebox

and which

you were probably

saving

for breakfast

Forgive me

they were delicious

so sweet

and so cold

—William Carlos Williams

#They’re the same image #Poetry #this is just to say

Do you think cars like it when traffic control measures tell them what to do?

#the car is a large and obedient predator #it fancies itself independent but in truth it is beholden to forces beyond its control #unlike the humble bus #which knows it must run at the correct time in the correct paths and submits cheerfully to its noble purpose #chirp

Where will you come from where will you go. Where will you come from future tense Joe

#I’m back I guess. For now #Because I have silly shit to say #Chirp #<- talking tag

rachamemories

#that’s beautiful #I love the colors #the whole piece feels very… strong. stable. comforting and protective #like a shield.#art #Judaism

imgdist0000

drawing people i see in the city (60/?)

#art #art insp

dominiqueramseyart

The State of Being Three

#hare #art #art insp #shapes #colors

gettinggangstalkedfor3years-dea

anyways have a look at big fat wolf mom who loves having sex with trans women instead

#art

victusinveritas

Nice people make the best Nazis. Be mean, be tough, have a fascist tooth/skull collection.

#immigration #ice raids #us politics

flightlessartist

sat among the soft seagrass🌾🐚

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

#oh they’re so pretty #art #merfolk

flightlessartist

the birds and the bugs🪲🕊️🦋🕸️🦤

✦ find me on instagram @the.flightless.artist ✦

#art #art insp

todays-xkcd

With a good battery, the device can easily last for 5 or 10 years, although the walls probably won't.

Alert Sound [Explained]

Transcript

[A loud sound appears out of nowhere in the upper left part of the panel, around the word are many small lines going away from it and before the word there is a warning emoji. In the lower right corner Cueball is sitting in an office chair at his desk in front of his computer. He is holding his hands to his head and begins by shouting and then talking.] ⚠ Boop! Cueball: Aaaaa! Cueball: I heard it again! Cueball: Where is that coming from!?

[Caption below the panel:] It turns out living well is only the second best revenge. The best revenge is making a tiny hole in someone's wall and dropping in a battery-powered capsule that, every 6-12 hours, plays the alert sound of a USB device connecting.

#xkcd #art

camelidae

Unicorns are fully capable of understanding the concept of private property, they just don’t tend to agree with it.

#art #unicorns #love this

knifefightscene

#I did this with a stuffie once 🥺#stuffies #humans

cremsie

Trying my hand at jumpers

#adorable #bugs #spiders #art

depsidase

#awesome #me #anxiety

wizardarchetypes

i was at an event last night in california and i went to the bar to order wine bc wine was like, a thing, and i looked at the menu and saw i was completely out of my depth bc idk any wine names, so i turned to my right and there was a man in a gorgeous suit standing at the bar beside me and i said “do you know anything about wine?” and he said “a little, yes!” i told him i liked white and dry wines and asked if he’d order for me. he asked the server for two glasses and had one poured for each of us and then he clinked his glass on mine but he didn’t take a sip, he just watched me taste mine and then he asked what i thought and i said “it’s pretty good, but like i said, i wouldn’t know.” he laughed and told me to have a good time & i walked away. fifteen minutes later i found out he’s the winemaker.