on my puter

Hey I'm Wren! I'm a big lion and sometimes artist. Been on Tumblr too long

[mrscancelled-1]

[cristalplanetheart]

[no-reference-georg]

Oouuuhhhhh you are not majestic but you are having so much fun

[udrug]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

[myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot]

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

[masklayer]

Theirs a horse in the pingles

[latinotiktok]

[escarabangel]

Translation: "Chancho! I'm leaving now dude, i'm leaving to go work now dude."

"If someone breaks in dude, you beat the ever-loving shit out of them real hard dude, you beat the shit out of them, Chancho, you hear me?"

"You just beat the shit out of anyone who breaks in!"

translation notes:

The dogs name is 'Chancho', a slang word for a pig. Basically, its like the dog is named 'piglet' 🥺

[aspec-woomy]

I fucking can't with his little face

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[scarecrowbutch]

[garblegarden]

i saw a real life moss ball in the wild today i was overjoyed it was like meeting a celebrity

[t4t-fwb-meronia]

[depsidase]

[jeejyboard]

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate

[grox]

[grox]

Nobody seems to appreciate the gentle urgency of it

[cute-catts]

I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

[scrmnviking]

This interview is OVER!

[throwaninkpot]

[calebwittebane]

my jar doesn't even have a twig in it. and no one has fed me in so long. and the holes in the lid aren't big enough so it gets really stuffy in here. i'm starting to get real pissed off

[an-ambient-girl]

[matobawataru]

omg it’s dr. roberta bobby, author of one of my favorite tweets ever written

[marxistlesbianist]

Omg she wrote one of my favorites also

[seancodydotcom]

[seancodydotcom]

[viciousmeme]

Old, but still relevant

[sylestial]

[deedis]

norp

[deedis]

nop i dont tink so

[dogposts]