[roboco-san]

star trek is great bc sometimes it’s like “this alien culture is a transparent but hopeful allegory for race relations in the united states” and sometimes it’s like “wouldn’t it be fucked up if an alien sucked all the salt out of you“ and sometimes it’s like “this story is a nuanced examination of traditional gender roles through the lens of a far flung future society” and sometimes it’s like “these aliens based their entire social structure on an old book about 1930s mobsters”

[uss-ng-170zi]

good things about kirk/spock:

- idk what they put in the corn in Iowa, but it makes these idiot hicks smart as hell and gay for stoic alien races. And JAMES T. KIRK NEVER MISSED A MEAL

- LOVE that Spock, son of Sarek, took one look at a gorgeous hyper-competent human with a huge heart and was like “damn I thought my human genes would be the shit to get me in trouble but it turns out I inherited my daddy’s genetic trait for being chaotically attracted to HILFs ”

- Seriously how amused was Amanda when she learned that Spock had a thing for Kirk. Just like lmfao that’s my boy.

- Love that Jim looks right through Spock and is like “i see in your brain, Mr. Spock. you have a lot of feelings in there. i want to eat them like ice cream”

- Love that Jim flirting with Spock is just him being like “oh, all those emotions…it’d be a shame if…you were vulnerable with someone and released them all in a tender passion.”

- Are you tired of being logical? Don’t you just want to go ape shitt?????? (into my ass??)

- UGHHH PRECOCIOUS FARM BOY/SASSY ALIEN BOI ARE YOU SERIOUS IT’S SO GOOD!!!!!

[heateron]

[pencilscratchins]

they had a lot of down time in england (twitter) [ID in ALT]

[412sooz-deactivated20250917]

This was my first dincobb sketch. Smooches.

[fake-gamer-boy]

[destiel-is-real-idgaf]

it's all gaslight gatekeep girlboss guillermo until nandor braincell truthers remind us that he got guillermo to do 11 years of housework by basically just being sexy as hell

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[destiel-is-real-idgaf]

it's always "how did nandor find guillermo at panera bread" this and "how did nandor get him to be a familiar" that

as if guillermo didn't walk out of work one day, see a sexy mysterious tall man in a cloak, and decide in an instant he would ruin his own life.

[gummybearzgocrazyagain]

AITA for attempting to step up and take some responsibility?

I (M, 290) live with a bunch of roommates, and have recently discovered a fetus, that crawled out of one of our deceased mate’s (M, 100) body. Now, you see, esteemed crowds of Reddit, i have just made a promise to my good lady wife (F, 420-ish) to travel overseas with her, on a work trip. But instead, i have decided to do the right thing, step up, as a gentleman should, and raise the poor bastard myself. I might have possibly cockblocked another mate of ours in the process (M, 748), but the old chap must get over it eventually, as would my good lady wife, soon as they inevitably come to an only reasonable conclusion, that i was simply trying to do right by our deceased mate’s reborn fetus… right? AITA for taking the high road?

[tyskerrie]

Honestly it would be really funny if they added an ace vampire to what we do in the shadows, for once the ace flag colors are inherently goth which is the perfect colors for a vampire to dress in.

So imagine: Laszlo and Nadja being themselves and talking about how vampires are very sexual beings, vampire in ace colors looks knowingly at the camera.

Cut to interview: Yes so, I am what nowadays is called, asexual? *Looking for confirmation behind the cameras* Yes! Asexual, in my time we used to call it a spinster, but we called everything a spinster! Lesbian? A spinster. Didn't want to marry? A spinster. Wanted to marry but couldn't? A spinster. Was just weird? A spinster. *Someone says something behind the cameras* What was that? Ah! Aromantic, yes! Also a spinster, everything a spinster.

You know at first I told people but these days I find it more fun to keep a bit of a mystery going on, at least for a bit. You see, other vampires kept trying to seduce me, because, look at me! I am gorgeous! And then I just gave them the look *looks unimpressed to the camera*, and so they started talking, about the mysterious vampire that no one can impress. Obviously sometimes it just gets annoying and it's easier to just tell them.

Cut to Laszlo trying to seduce the ace vampire:

Ace vampire: Sorry, honey, but I'm ace.

Laszlo: What?

Ace vampire: A spinster

Laszlo taking a step back: oh! I understand

Ace vampire looks at the camera and shrugs

[paticmak]

Happy OFMD Renewal!

[lestatbf]

can't get over this being the literal first line in the hannibal scripts. ahab (assigned handsome and haunted at birth)

[youforgivehowgodforgives]

normal relationship

[matarsack]

I’m living for Guillermo’s judging, disapproving grimacing face every time nandor tries to flirt with a random person in the club

[themarionette-theporcelaindoll]

@leftatstatenisland

[churrotowns]

it’s every waking hour for me….

[consultingfujoshi]

it's such a shame guillermo has it so bad for nandor cuz he would absolutely wreck shit at a gay club based on what he's wearing in that teaser trailer. does he know how many men would be throwing themselves at him if he showed up in himself like that. he's literally such a catch. babyboy you are wasting your time on nandor if he doesn't immediately drop to his knees for that embroidered waistcoat and sparkly sneakers combo :/