John Price is home on your birthday
Fem!reader, she/her pronouns
No age mentioned but.. it's legal, ok? I just love John
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John is your boyfriend *Giggles and claps feet together while rubbing my hands like a fly*
No Y/N in this one because I'd rather watch Soap's shitty death again and again than write that in my fics ever again..
Written in a rush so it's shit but IDC CUZ IT'S MY BIRTHDAY RAHHHH ONE YEAR CLOSER TO DEATH BABY!
It's your birthday and somehow the stars aligned and your boyfriend is home! You wake up at a reasonable 11.30am, a good start, and... John isn't next to you. Okay. He's probably making you a nice birthday breakfast!
You hurry down the stairs.
"John?" you call out and.. nothing. "Johnathan..?" you call out his full name, maybe he'll answer if you do? But nobody came. You walk into the kitchen with furrowed eyebrows and there's a note on the fridge.
..Okay. No happy birthday, no nothing.. At the pub in the morning.. nothing new. You check your phone and he has his location off.
"The fuck.." you murmur. You look around the kitchen, at least he made you breakfast. You eat it with a frown but damn this man can make some banging scrambled eggs...
You call him after 15 minutes of sulking.
"Hi, pretty,"
"Johnathan."
"Everything alright, luv?" You can tell he didn't expect that.
You chew the inside of your cheek.
"Yeah," you lie through your teeth. "Was wondering when you'll come home."
"What time is it now?"
You look at the clock on your phone. "Almost 12pm. 10 minutes to 12."
"Probably 15. Half past it if I drink too much. I'm walkin'. Why?"
"Just asking. I wanted to go shopping," you hum.
"Shopping? Sure. Whatever your heart desires."
You huff.
"Will do. Bye." You hang up.
"Love y-" Price can't even finish his sentence, you hang up. He sighs, looking at his teammates who are all carrying various gift bags.
"Alright. We have a few hours to get everything ready. She left to go shopping."
"Wait, she's not home? Oh, this is braw!" Johnny smiles, fixing his grip on the gift bags.
"Don't you think she'll be upset you lied to her?" Kyle raises an eyebrow, winning a sigh from Price.
"Well, she won't be upset for long, no?" he gives Kyle a look.
"If you say so, sir," Kyle mumbles.
"Och, don't worry about it. She's gonna be fine. She's shopping!" Johnny pats Kyle's shoulder.
"Should've wished her a happy birthday already, though," Simon shakes his head. "'s not nice."
Price sighs. "I get it. Should've." He hands Kyle his unlocked phone. "Check her location for me, I've got my hands full."
"Farawae Mall, sir." He hands Price his phone back.
"Good. We have time to get home and set everything up then."
The boys arrive at your— your and John's— house and quickly set everything up in the living-room. A banner that says HAPPY BIRTHDAY, balloons with your age, cake of your favorite flavour and lots and lots of gifts. Now, they wait.
Price keeps checking your location.
"She'll come home soon," Kyle reassures his captain.
You walk through the door 30 minutes later and Price is in the hallway to greet you.
You stare at him.
"Hello lovie," Price smiles and if you weren't so mad at him you'd melt at his quokka smile.
"You.. fucker," you start, pushing your finger in his chest and Price just stares at you with wide eyes. You don't even ask how or why he's home before 15.
"Love-" he starts but you interrupt him.
"No! I woke up to an empty, cold, bed. You weren't home. All you left was a shitty note, at least you had the brain to say you love me on it. I called you, nothing. No happy birthday no nothing." Your eyes are watery now. "I just wanted a nice birthday with my boyfriend and he decided a cold beer was better," you sniffle.
Price immediately wipes your tears. "Oh, shh. No, princess.." he tuts and gently guides you to the living-room. When you see everything you gasp.
"Happy birthday!" the men say in unison.
"Happy birthday, love," Price whispers in your ear, kissing the top of your head.
"Guys.." you smile, sniffling. "Thank you."
You turn to Price. "Never do that again," you stare at him. You're talking about all the.. lying and not wishing you happy birthday and he knows that, clearing his throat, he looks away.
"How about y' open your presents, lass?" Johnny suggest and you smile, walking over to the pile of gifts.
"Guyyys, this is so nice!" you squeal as you open boxes filled with things that you absolutely love and adore: merchandise of your interests, tools for your hobbies etc.
The boys all smile, including Simon, and gather in front of you. Kyle pulls out his phone and you hear the sound of a recording start.
"Guys what are you?-" you look at the three men with furrowed eyebrows and then turn around. You gasp.
There he is. Johnathan Price, your bofriend, on one knee, holding the prettiest ring you've ever seen.
"My sweetheart, love and light of my life, will you make me the happiest man and marry me?"
You immediately hug him, making you both fall on the floor.
"Yes, yes!! A hundred and fourty-one times yes!" You pepper his face with kisses and he laughs, putting the ring on your finger while the others cheer.
"Happy birthday, wifey," he whispers before kissing your lips.




















