writingkilledreality (taylor’s version)

writer | artist | professional crafter | she/her | chaotic bisexual | binge watching extraordinaire | keep moving forward | @bywritingkilledreality | @stuck-in-total-drama-hell

[thisboyiscorrupt]

❝ tell me who i am, guess i don't have a choice. all because i liked a boy ❞

Sabrina Carpenter ❤︎⁠ Coachella 2026

[mapetitefeedeslilas]

Shane who, before him and Ilya get outed, keeps hearing people, fellow players, his own friends, talk shit about the man he loves and it pains him, so one night he googles "Ilya Rozanov nice person" and ends up in a subreddit where people share stories of celebrities that are surprisingly nice people and the page dedicated if Ilya is full of wholesome stories

hospital personnel from where he used or still visited the paediatric department with the team, parents of patients, even former patients themselves seeing how great, attentive, funny and light-hearted he was

puck bunnies or women he had one night stands with during the years playing for Boston saying he was a phenomenal lover and a consent king, or women that approached him whilst inebriated and whom he gently turned down, bought a bottle of water for and paid for their cabs to get back home safely

neighbours saying he was very polite, people he was nice or helpful to through the years, a mom with a screaming child whose first class seat on a flight to Moscow he gave up so she could have more room for her herself and the baby, a classmate he defended in school, a former teacher saying how smart and talented he was in spite of not having much time to study because he was training a lot, Russian-speakers saying his interviews in his mother tongue are a thing of beauty and incredibly well-spoken, waiters and shop assistants stressing how polite his interactions were

Shane devours these stories with tears in his eyes and a heart about to explode, the tab perpetually open in his phone, incognito mode.

And when someone talks shit about Ilya or when, after their outing, hate starts to be thrown at him even more viciously from the media, he goes back to the tab, just to see that there actually many that agree with him: Ilya, the love of his life, is the most wonderful person

[queenrhaenyras]

SABRINA CARPENTER

Coachella 2024 | Coachella 2026

[haterackerman]

[super-metroid]

if shes your girl then why have i slowly been replacing her parts until there’s nothing left of her original body? is she then still your girl?

[averysoftsheep]

They ship of theseus’d my girl

Can’t have shit in Detroit

[roach-works]

this actually perfectly demonstrates the transitive property of memes: you can replace a meme piece by piece until it only structurally resembles the original, and it is, in fact, the same meme.

call that the meme of theseus thesis

[fadeverb]

tumblrites can have a little intertextuality as a treat

[heroofthreefaces]

my naym is ship and when i’m broke the broken part from me they toke

replace the part had been the plan but in the morn hand door car man

[trickstertime]

*me shoving transitive properties into my purse* sorry, I have to go

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We owe the reddit refugees an apology for making them see posts like this

[cat-with-no-name]

no we don’t this shit is enrichment in their new enclosure

[marlynnofmany]

*slaps roof of Tumblr* This baby can fit so many rare vintages, you just have to go deep enough, there are some great memes in the cellar, come see

[queenrhaenyras]

SABRINA CARPENTER performs 'Slim Pickins' | Lollapalooza Brasil (March 20, 2026)

[almondcroissantsandink]

spring is here!

[melodramas]

SABRINA CARPENTER performing at Lollapalooza Brasil (March 20, 2026)

[wyatthazy]

shane did not think it was good vodka

[wyatthazy]

Shane is very proud of his chirps. Ilya is also very proud of Shane's chirps.

Also (criminally left out of the show):

[merrypaws]

Picture that wouldn't leave me alone.

I have at times wondered if having horns sometimes proves to be inconvenient.

[hyperfixationsforthes0ul]

LMAO 😭

[leulahart]

off duty !! ☆

trying something a little new :)

[hrgifs]

We haven't had time to see your show yet. It's about hockey, right? Yeah, kind of.

[gooselycharm]

two divas coming together to maximize their joint slay (in fortnite)

[saydontgo]

I polish up real nice

[holygraund]

🌼

[saydontgo]

Some indie record that's much cooler than mine