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[damnmmmmmmmmmm]

I love this video because it has so many layers 😭. The attempted kiss is funny, but it's even funnier that she's clearly looking at his hand, wanting him to put it on her belly, and he's avoiding it lmao. He went out of his way to avoid that all night.

(Coming back to this because I watched it again and absolutely couldn't stop myself from replaying it over and over)

Based off her hand gesture- and then talking (not looking at each other again 💀) - it looks like she asked him to touch her belly and took her hand away so he can put his hand there- and the fact that he is looking at the bump (or possibly the floor)

I think he actually said no- and put his hand in his pocket instead- probably scared she would take his hand and put it on her stomach herself while fake laughing. And then his other hand does that weird thing on her side 😂😩.

[contractuallycursed]

Tell me you are obsessed with Tumblr without telling me.

I will go first!

Tumblr says I don't post my premiere look, I post it the very next day — 5 pictures taken by my team, that could be edited the way I wanted, and 2 pics from the events I attended, both blury so people cannot say I look one tiny bit different.

Tumblr questions my song choices — I posted "it's business" about my pregnancy and a song about toxic relationships, both on my permanent feed — so I don't use a song anymore.

Tumblr says my make-up artist posted overly edited pictures, so I don't only get another make-up artist, but I make sure that I look like a human this time.

Tumblr says I don't touch my belly, I post 3 out of 6 pictures where I do touch it, even 1 where I am not in front of the paps.

Tumblr says I make everything about myself, I add a tiny "Congrats the the team of FJORD" between two mentions of the brands who had me and gave me stuff to wear.

Tumblr says I can't spell "congratulations", I use the short version. I make other mistakes because I cannot be bothered with Instagram — I hate social media, I am the most private girlfriend of the most private man.

(This one is bonus before you know, before I edit it because Tumblr pointed it out.)

— A.A.

[thetruthfiles-backup]

She's right, she's shy and doesn't like having her picture taken too often

This photo screams attention seeker 1000%.

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[thetruthfiles-backup]

Happy couple everyone!

(Said with complete sarcasm)

[wsecretss]

Just a reminder: she's only in Cannes because of HIM. If she were single, she wouldn't set foot there. / She's there because they need to portray a specific narrative. I'm pretty sure that if it were up to him, she wouldn't be there.

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[wsecretss]

Just a reminder: she's only in Cannes because of HIM. If she were single, she wouldn't set foot there.

[damnmmmmmmmmmm]

congrats, Sebastian. you're gonna be a daddy…and the person with the most embarrassing pregnancy rollout anyway really happy for him. hope he's happy too

Oh please. “I want to be a good dad” - but at the same time he is not even prepared to take time off for the baby ? 💀.

Also so if the horror show is pregnant? That means she actually went and exaggerated her bump to make it look bigger in those pap walks got attention 💀😭

I wonder who’s last name the baby will get seeing as they not married because apparently that is a bigger commitment than a baby 😂

[wsecretss]

Sebastian, what happened? Suddenly you decided to talk about your personal life in a damn article? Weren't you the one who valued your privacy so much? And on top of that, you're using your child to promote a movie? You hypocritical and disgusting bastard!

[damnmmmmmmmmmm]

I am actually extremely disappointed in Sebastian Stan for his hypocrisy. He is using his unborn child as promotional material. I am sorry but Sebastian is just as bad as his baby mama.

I don’t think either of them will be good parents but I will not be sticking around to find out. ♥️💀

[wsecretss]

She's posting flowers (which she buys herself) because she'll never be able to post a ring with a diamond the size of her head ❤️

[wsecretss]

Stop visiting our blogs if you don't like what we say. You tell each other not to "pay attention to us," but you spend your time snooping on what we post and even talk about it on your Twitter profiles. Hypocrites.

[damnmmmmmmmmmm]

Psycho kitty - just say you love my blog 🙄

Also, respect woman ? Didn’t she throw shade at Ana when her movie with Sebastian dropped ? 👀💀

[morganeris83]

That bitch needs to practice what she preaches.

[damnmmmmmmmmmm]

[wsecretss]

If she's really pregnant, that child will be raised by nannies. Because the parents won't be able to stay home and take care of their own child.

[wsecretss]

If you're a shipper and you're reading this, this text is for you.

Some of you always tell the "good side" of the fandom not to pay attention to the "haters" because that's exactly what "we" want. But the funny thing is that you always come to Tumblr to fill our asks with your complaints and how much you hate us.

You are not the good side of the fandom. Because you force everyone to like Annabelle, disrespecting different opinions.

Threatening to block us on Twitter is pointless. We don't care if you block us. You are not the most important people in the world.

Defending Annabelle is a waste of time because:

1. She doesn't know you exist.

2. She doesn't care about the fans and only interacts with them when it benefits her.

Want an example?

When she became one of the most talked-about subjects in Brazil, like "Who is the woman in the blue dress celebrating the victory of the film 'I'm Still Here' at the Oscars?", she only responded to the Brazilian comments because she knew she was gaining prominence in the country and was taking advantage of the moment of attention. And we know she usually doesn't respond to fan comments.

I'm not even going to tell you to open your eyes and stop idolizing your idol's girlfriend. Because it's pointless. You'll keep kissing her ass until she clearly does something problematic and you wake up to reality.

Besides, I think you'll never wake up to reality. We've already pointed out all her problematic actions, and yet you treat her like a queen.

Not everyone is envious of her, not everyone hates her just for being Sebastian's girlfriend, and not everyone is obligated to like her.

[wsecretss]

These two have never been out of the house so much and have never been photographed so frequently as in these last few days.

Sebastian, if you swear your relationship is private, then at least make an effort to make it truly private.

[wsecretss]

https://www.tumblr.com/wsecretss/814800441429901312/oh-for-gods-sake-if-she-wants-to-hide-this

/ Have you seen the many inconsistencies in this new pap walk and the others? Funny.

Sebastian’s hair? He had a buzzcut days ago.

Her hair look’s freshly done, but on the last pap wall she had darker roots.

Which gets you thinking, are these photos really recent, or just have a narrative to make it seems like they are?

I believe it's all planned; that's all they know how to do. I mean even her face isn't 100% natural 🤣

[wsecretss]

Oh, for God's sake. If she wants to hide this pregnancy so badly, she would have done the same as Alba. NO ONE SAW THIS WOMAN ON THE STREETS!