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As a Brazilian woman, I’m actually embarrassed by those Brazilian bitches who just spout nonsense on Twitter

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They are so obsessed with wanting to know whether Sebastian is with her or not—it’s sick

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They're OBSESSED with us, I swear 💀

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Is it just me, or does Annabelle's voice sound very different in this new Mutiny trailer?

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Wishing for a child's death is extremely problematic. We all have the right to hate Annabelle or Sebastian, but wishing for a baby's death crosses every line.

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Enjoy 😉

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"Annabelle was the first to wear that pink dress." WHO GIVES A FUCK? As if that were some revolutionary feat. Spare me—spare yourself, and spare the rest of us.

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LMAOOO

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What has Annabelle done that indicates she's so full of hate? I'm serious, I'm new here and I don't know. Has she said anything racist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, or antisemitic? Has she insulted her coworkers in public? Has she hit Sebastian's fans?

She's childish immature selfish and every video I have seen her in she acts goofy and giggles like a stupid immature teenager every time someone asks her a question. Every event that Sebastian has gone to and he's brought her she's acting like a fool she's grabbed his crotch she slapped him on the ass amd she always tries to upstage him by showing off her gowns and pointing to him where he should look at the camera like he's a stupid child she's a legend in her own mind she thinks she's a big somebody and she's a big nobody that's the reason why most people hate her we aren't jealous of her trust me. And last but not least she's a horrible mother to her two dogs that she leaves alone with caretakers for months at a time while she runs around globetrotting after Sebastian because heaven forbid she's not included in something that he's included in it's like they're fused in a nuclear accident and they become one person so if this isn't enough to make us dislike her I don't know what is.

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I love this video because it has so many layers 😭. The attempted kiss is funny, but it's even funnier that she's clearly looking at his hand, wanting him to put it on her belly, and he's avoiding it lmao. He went out of his way to avoid that all night.

(Coming back to this because I watched it again and absolutely couldn't stop myself from replaying it over and over)

Based off her hand gesture- and then talking (not looking at each other again 💀) - it looks like she asked him to touch her belly and took her hand away so he can put his hand there- and the fact that he is looking at the bump (or possibly the floor)

I think he actually said no- and put his hand in his pocket instead- probably scared she would take his hand and put it on her stomach herself while fake laughing. And then his other hand does that weird thing on her side 😂😩.

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Tell me you are obsessed with Tumblr without telling me.

I will go first!

Tumblr says I don't post my premiere look, I post it the very next day — 5 pictures taken by my team, that could be edited the way I wanted, and 2 pics from the events I attended, both blury so people cannot say I look one tiny bit different.

Tumblr questions my song choices — I posted "it's business" about my pregnancy and a song about toxic relationships, both on my permanent feed — so I don't use a song anymore.

Tumblr says my make-up artist posted overly edited pictures, so I don't only get another make-up artist, but I make sure that I look like a human this time.

Tumblr says I don't touch my belly, I post 3 out of 6 pictures where I do touch it, even 1 where I am not in front of the paps.

Tumblr says I make everything about myself, I add a tiny "Congrats the the team of FJORD" between two mentions of the brands who had me and gave me stuff to wear.

Tumblr says I can't spell "congratulations", I use the short version. I make other mistakes because I cannot be bothered with Instagram — I hate social media, I am the most private girlfriend of the most private man.

(This one is bonus before you know, before I edit it because Tumblr pointed it out.)

— A.A.

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She's right, she's shy and doesn't like having her picture taken too often

This photo screams attention seeker 1000%.

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Happy couple everyone!

(Said with complete sarcasm)

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Just a reminder: she's only in Cannes because of HIM. If she were single, she wouldn't set foot there. / She's there because they need to portray a specific narrative. I'm pretty sure that if it were up to him, she wouldn't be there.

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Just a reminder: she's only in Cannes because of HIM. If she were single, she wouldn't set foot there.

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congrats, Sebastian. you're gonna be a daddy…and the person with the most embarrassing pregnancy rollout anyway really happy for him. hope he's happy too

Oh please. “I want to be a good dad” - but at the same time he is not even prepared to take time off for the baby ? 💀.

Also so if the horror show is pregnant? That means she actually went and exaggerated her bump to make it look bigger in those pap walks got attention 💀😭

I wonder who’s last name the baby will get seeing as they not married because apparently that is a bigger commitment than a baby 😂

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Sebastian, what happened? Suddenly you decided to talk about your personal life in a damn article? Weren't you the one who valued your privacy so much? And on top of that, you're using your child to promote a movie? You hypocritical and disgusting bastard!