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Let’s play “Toddler or Boyfriend”! If you said toddler, well you’d be incorrect! Nope! No toddlers here ladies and gentlemen, only adults! SO WHY IS THERE JELLY IN MY FUCKING KITCHEN DRAWER.

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Shirt and No Panties

My man wakes up before me so I am often up while he is getting ready. This morning he gets out of bed and doesn't have underwear on... but he clearly went to bed with them.

He said he has been waking up with them off lately...

Why!!??

Hahahahah 😃😉😄

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Laid Back Love

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Coming on 3 Years

Its coming on 3 years with my boyfriend and I have no idea what to do for him! I really want this day to be one that we celebrate and have fun with each other.  I have 5 days to figure it out.....

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Drunken Meditation

So this Monday my man went to the dive bar down the street with our neighbor friend to play a friendly game of pool. After work I was sweet enough to go pick them up and bring us all home safe and in bed by 9:30 . We get home and everything seems fine granted he seemed a little more intoxicated then I thought he was (he didn’t eat😐).

We lie down to go to bed and he tells me he is going to throw up and doesn’t feel good and then starts crawling out of the room and said just let me do my thing. Of course I just said alright and then quietly snuck behind him. I walked into thru living room and there he was sitting on a pillow with a blanket. I asked him what he was doing and he said he needs to meditate because it would help him feel better. To be honest I love to idea of meditating but it was very random for him. He asked me to grab a pillow, turn some soothing music on and take a seat. So I did… I meditated with my drunk boyfriend.

What a great thing to want to do when your drunk, though I wish that he wanted to do this sober…😏

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Lottery

For Valentines Day my man got me a Microsoft surface and I am completely ecstatic ! I am not one of those girls that asks her man for expensive things so getting this I feel like I won the lottery!!!!

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Awkward Phase

Everyone has that “awkward” phase while growing up when you have that weird fashion sense, maybe your teeth are all screwed up, you might be a little chunky, haven’t started wearing makeup, weird bushy eyebrows …it can be anything. Well I would say mine was 3rd grade and then came back again 6-8 (which 8th is debatable, I think I was fine ).

So, I was siting with my man in my bedroom I grew up in and he said, “it’s really hard to take your seriously when you try to be sexy now because of that”. I look behind me and there is my 6th grade school photo . I am wearing a pooka necklace, cream sweater and a terrible curl job done by my mother. I quickly got on the defense and said we all have that awkward phase and mine was 6-8 (being generous on the 8th grade year) and he said oh no sweetie you mean k-12.

 Sucks.

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Sex

This will be one of many "sex" stories associated with my man. He really wanted to have sex and I just woke up and really was not wanting to move. He told me all I need to do is come have sex for just a little then I can "plop" off. (If you have ever watched bad girls club then you know what I am referring to ...pop off). Well of course he did it in a high pitch voice like a ghetto chick.

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This is adorable . Read together---

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My man said I would make a super hot mermaid. Couldn't agree more . 😂

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Booty Don't Smell Good Doe

Over the past 3 years I have not been too sure on what is normal when it comes to your man and there farting habits. I have been woken up many times by what I now call the fart alarm. It is so loud and violent that I jump out of bed like there is a burglar. I hate it but it also cracks me up. If you don’t know what I am talking about I think it’s safe to say that your missing out on something hilarious. It’s not only the fart alarm but it’s the constant sleep farts, like are you pooping your pants ? Not sure. Needless to say farting is all to frequent in my relationship. I have way to many stories to come on this topic. Be prepared… Anyone else wake up to the “fart alarm” ? I hope I am not the only one but if I am then I can’t decide whether you should be applauded or whether you are missing out on the most disgusting/comical thing ever!

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Introduction To Something Great

Hello world. I am excited to start this blog. It's my first blog and it is dedicated to my boyfriend. So my boyfriend is the best thing that ever happened to me. Our relationship is amazing he is the greatest. I am not going to get all sappy and lovey but had to throw that out there. So, basically my boyfriend does a lot of hilarious and bizarre things that I always want to share with people but my friends and family might think I am a lunatic for dating him. Enough with my run on sentences...I want to have an outlet to share my stories. Whether someone reads it or not I need to let these stories out! Don't judge just enjoy ! 😊 Wtf bf===>>what the fuck boy friend