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“ Well to be fair and give credit where credit is due, like three percent of you are okay. But the other ninety-seven need to be sent off to an island of Amazons for one hundred years of reconditioning the species.” She laughed. “Honestly I think I’ll be off dates for a hot minute and focus back on work for a while , just to wash the taste of this one out of my mouth so I don’t go into the next one with a clipboard and a checklist.” Laughing, she took a sip from her glass before her eyes lit up. “Yes! Dinner, yes! Here for it. Honestly I have been living off Lean Cuisine and Hungry Man dinners and no gym for like two weeks so I could use a not-frozen meal as much as could use half an hour on a treadmill. But .. She paused to snort. “Just to be clear, am I the one who can’t make dirty jokes? Because that’s gonna be really difficult for me. Notice I said difficult and not hard because that one was too easy.”
“That is if the 97% can survive at least a quarter of that century. Reconditioning.” He scoffed, knowing fully well it’s what the world needs now that their country, one of the most influential countries in the world, is run by a fucking joke. “Anyway!” He gave Hayley a smile that only grew wider when she accepted his dinner invitation. “Oh god, ew. I’m not judging your diet but, ew. We need to get you a real dinner, Hayley. You can bring your clipboard and your checklist for all I care, you need a real dinner. I can bring you something homemade. You pick the place or I do? And nahh, you can make dirty jokes, you get a pass from that last date you had.”













