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Y’all best believe I’m catching up on wtnv after exams
in 2017 my brother got a straw hat and was like “im being farmer john for halloween” and when i asked who that was he said “just the concept of farming”
The darker colour of your dashboard is merely the all-consuming void approaching you now. Do not be afraid. It will eat what it must and then retreat back to where it came from. Do not provoke it, or it will stay.
exactly how i see myself
Some of you have never picked up the hit podcast, Welcome To Nightvale written by Joseph Fink and Jeffery Cranor and listened to a whole bunch of episodes in a passion, caught up to the most recent episode, ended up getting tired for waiting for a new episode, stopped listening for around a year and still feel guilty about it and it shows.
Surviving a Desert
Only move at dusk and dawn.
Cover yourself. The sun is an old and angry thing.
Try not to leave tracks.
Not all that is visible is real.
Not all that is real is visible.
When you start hearing the voices of the dead, settle down and do not move. They will pass you by.
Do not approach caravans.
Dreams had in the desert are either prophetic or real. Decide wisely which to believe.
There are no wolves here. You will hear them anyway.
Never rest in the bottom of a dune valley.
Do not speak to anything that has not proven itself to be human.
When the sand shakes, run.
Cover your mouth. The sand will coat your lungs.
Seeing things in the day is not a problem. Seeing things at night should be.
Never play the flute.
Always carry a sack of sugar for hungry things.
You are meat. Do not forget this fact.
If there is something in your periphery, do not look at it. It wants you to.
Dig yourself into the ground in a sandstorm. The wind will take you away.
The flames are not real.
The shadows are not real.
Never close your tent flap all the way. It is impolite.
Never let your lantern go out.
The ancient have no love for the young.
Do not drink water offered to you.
Do not watch the dancers. They will trick you.
There should be no clouds. If there are, move until they disappear.
Travel alone. You will invariably lose your companions.
Someone will cry out for help. Do not follow the voice.
The murmurs of veiled ones are to be disregarded.
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What's Carlos' doctorate/phd?
Science™
I know a lot of people try to describe Welcome to Night Vale as Stephen King’s Lake Wobegon but I personally like to think of it as a podcast about the universe in which Actual Cannibal Shia Laboeuf most definitely takes place
I haven’t actually listened to wtnv in way too long so its binge time!!
Joanna Karpowicz (Polish, b. 1976, Kraków, Poland) - Anubis in Hakone, 2014 Paintings: Acrylics on Canvas, Private Collections
And the tongue bone’s connected to the
Pancreas bone
And the pancreas bones connected to the
Lung bone
And the lung bone’s connected to the
Eye bone
And the eye bone’s connected to the
Cell bone
And the cell bone’s connected to the
Heart bone
And the heart bone’s connected to the
Kidney bone
And the
I intercept with
Bone hurting juice
AND THE KIDNEY BONES CONNECTED TO THE
HURT BONE
Giving blood is important
Loose,
Footloose,
All of your feet are loose.
Feet,
Loose feet,
You’re going to lose your feet
In lieu of children, watch whatever’s around.
Watch your children lest the fae take them.
The Smiling God came into my house brainwashed me and stole my friends. You're flirting with your own destruction.
The Smiling God is not my Destruction, but my Reconstruction. Welcome to your renovation.
favorite minor character in wtnv?
Earl Harlan tbh but he’s been forgotten by Everyone™ so maybe Steve
New Blog!
Hey y’all. I made a new blog so I can talk about more podcasts that aren’t necessarily wtnv!
@podcastprince
I won’t be ditching this blog completely, but I will be a LOT more active on the new blog!