Cats and Stuff

Devyn • She/Her • 26 Teacher • Music

[thebootydiaries]

me: i'd love to be in a relationship

*is shown any kind of affection*

me: yikes yikes yikes yikes yikes yik

[snuv]

[mysharona1987]

[greyhina]

Same energy as that time in college I told a girl that “the tarot” says she needs to go call her mom and start going to therapy and she fucking did.

[fivemanwaltz]

remember in Paranormal Home Inspectors when brian had to be like “The Spirits say you have to get your carbon monoxide leak fixed” because that was the only way to stop people being to stupid to keep themselves alive? That.

[charlesoberonn]

No offense, Americans, but your impeachment process is a fucking joke.

[charlesoberonn]

Imagine a trial where half the jury members are the defendant’s friends and co-workers and the other half are the prosecutor’s friends and co-workers, and the verdict is decided based on their vote.

In any normal trial this jury would be disqualified, but in a Senate trial this is the only option. It’s fucking absurd.

[official-sokka]

Hey rest of the world, we know.

[arrghigiveup]

The comments and responses on this post are amazing

[poetry-protest-pornography]

I’m c r y i n g

Oh my godddd

[caroldanversenthusiast]

THE SHADE

[disc80s]

[vonbaghager]

i read the article on netflix that was like “we lost 2.6 billion dollars last year because of people sharing their password :’(((”

so lets see. netflix apparently has 139,260,000 accounts, with each and every one of those accounts paying anywhere from $13 to $16 a month, which means each account is generating about $156 to $192 every year, which all adds up to, unless i messed up my math, $21,724,560,000‬ generated every year. Twenty one billion dollars, at least.

so fuck you and fuck your crocodile tears lmao. you’re never going to make any of your bad decisions this seem justified.

[vonbaghager]

You know what I’m still annoyed with this because no, Netflix, you did not lose a single fucking penny. You did not lose money from people sharing their accounts, they did not physically take the money from you. Your profits did not go down, they just didn’t rise as much as you wanted them to, and you consider that a catastrophic loss of billions of dollars. Fuck off.

[abcoconut]

read math in your media carefully and always ask yourself 

what information is being left out?

what information has been written to sound as dramatic as possible?

what information used propagandizing language?

In this case, the headline should have read “Netflix potentially could have made an extra 11% profit if accounts used on all shared devices payed individually”

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

as much as i love my job, the minute i get rich, im quitting, buying a house and raising honeybees while opening a solarpunk cafe

[batmango307-blog]

I don’t know what solar punk is but I know I want to check out that cafe rhys

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

solarpunk is kind of a version of sci fi that is optimistic, achievable lifestyle/future that focuses on craftsmanship, community and technology thats powered by renewable resources. kind of a social anarchy take on the future that is both culturally diverse and environmentally friendly! these are a few pieces of artwork thats been done with this concept

[darkmelodies27]

Ah, so OP wants to live in a Ghibli movie. Understandable.

[frognonbinary-deactivated202412]

UR GODDAMN RIGHT

[lianabrooks]

Yup. 

[actualnymph]

[reynaruina]

Op how dare you tell this story and NOT INCLUDE A VIDEO

[jilliancares]

yo FUCK that crap that stole the og crab’s shell smh i’ve never been so pissed at a fuckin crab but here we are. my homie waited in line all day for that fuckin shell and this asshole swoops in and STEALS IT

[xslytherin]

Robert Pattinson's commentary in Twilight is hilarious

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[expiredpersona]

[intercal]

watches this instead of what’s on TV

[gemstone-gynoid]

Plato’s allegory of the cave

[captainbarrabear]

[bunjywunjy]

great news everyone only the Irish are allowed to name new species, effective immediately. 

[youlovetoseeit]

damn BOOMERS

[positivedoodles]

[Drawing of flowers with a caption that says “It’s unfair to be told you’re using your illness as an excuse not to try when you try so hard all the time. I see you. I know how hard you work and how much you’ve survived. You have every reason to be proud of yourself.”]

[glumshoe]

I’ll never be able to reconcile Shel Silverstein’s art and stories with his appearance. He looked like he would gladly murder you with a shard of broken glass and then throw your body directly into a shark.

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

you have odd notions about masculine faces.

[glumshoe]

real gentle-lookin’ sneer

[sosungalittleclodofclay-deactiv]

really gentle looking when not say, in the grainiest over inked newspaper photo you could find.

[glumshoe]

buddy it’s literally the photo he put on the back of The Giving Tree

[echomortis]

[viostormcaller]

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