~ Magic ~

I'm some dood on tumblr |Him/He|

[funnytwittertweets]

[kaijuno]

[conarcoin]

[appointment78]

translation from turkish the guy: are you hungry? are you really hungry? didn’t they feed you in the street? you poor thing. let me give you something then. come. come. do you like spleen? it’s hematinic. (this sentence wasn’t the exact translation but it’s the best i can come up with) like this look. let me give you some spleen. this much. is this enough? get it.

this is so cute. I love the butcher chatting away and the cat responding, him pulling out a package of meat and showing it, just like he’s dealing with any customer. 

[randomslasher]

one of those posts that makes me happy every time I see it

[elosoquelee]

A bitter sweet update to this video, the cat passed away :( But there is a silver lining. The Butcher, sad and despondent took her body in and buried in his garden in a little grave.

And to honor his friend he added this to his shop.

[leftovergarlicbread]

[actualbird]

my parents who have been married for like a billion years are having their billion year anniversary in a few days and theyre renewing their vows. they put me in charge of planning and program and emcee-ing and they told me to “have fun with it” so heres my first two slides of the program

[actualbird]

op here. some people asking for updates and guess what? my parents loved it. and by loved it, i mean they laughed out loud and then quickly muted their video to continue laughing. enjoy this screenshot from the event where they are desperately trying not to laugh too much than is formal

[write-it-motherfuckers]

A friend of mine posted this and tagged my old instagram account, asking me to share it. I figured sharing it here where I actually have a following, would be far better.

Please remember that just because the government is giving into pressure and greed, that doesn’t mean that any of this is getting any better, in a lot of ways it’s getting worse. And even if you yourself aren’t being as heavily affected anymore, there are people and communities that are.

Stay safe Darling ones, and help others remain safe too.

[noparlpf]

Navajo Reservation Relief Project organized by Terrill Benally

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[ghminerals]

Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details

[trappedinavelociraptor]

#don't

[sailorsun546]

[gtyfgtyvgjtyfhvgtfvgkt-deactiva]

[curioscurio]

I'm trying to find a reaction image and I can't remember what it was except that it looked vaguely like this

[lahfable]

[curioscurio]

That's the one!!!!!!!!

[hashtagparksandrec]

[amandaexmachina-deactivated2018]

Donna for the new BBC Sherlock.

[moonblossom]

I would watch the hell out of that. Make it happen please.

[isitcoldenoughforpants]

Only if Tom is Watson

[instant-oatmeal]

yes please

[systlin]

This would make the series watchable. 

[frightvale]

i somehow ended up on a radical christian website and this was their system of upvotes and downvotes. Bless. 

[otterslinger]

[archivehead]

[kvmalakhvn-deactivated20160728]

[hebihime-deactivated20191114]

[ask-me-about-my-thumbs]

Are we just gonna ignore Entei sitting there and watching

Like, a god-like entity is watching you hug a sheep

[mousegirlheart]

That’s her dad don’t be rude.

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

(source)

[gffa]

Obi-Wan Kenobi is a True Jedi.  Not because he’s mastered himself and his emotions or anything (though, that, too) but because he’s a giant fucking nerd who wants to study literal brain worms and gets mad when Anakin stomps them to death and he probably thinks the height of a Saturday night is a grammar argument with another Jedi Master about some obscure text philosophizing on the Force.  This is the only metric by which a True Jedi can be measured, I will accept nothing else.

[ginathethundergoddess]

Excuse you. True jedi are measured by how many Lego studs they collect.

[gffa]

This is the only correction I am willing to accept.

[enzerusworld]

[sanguinemsaucius]

[duelposting]

Exactly how I stare down my food waiting for it to cook in the microwave:

[doubledeckerduelist]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dragonsballsz]

clearly goku took the epic parenting 101 class