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29: WUA August 5th, 2013
THIS WEEK ON THE PODCAST: Ons Lieve Heer op Zolder, Face to Face @ Melkweg, Snoop Lion @ Paradiso, Holy Motors @ The Movies, Pluk de Nacht Open Air Film Festival, Vicks Pick "Worst", De Parade, De Zotte Belgian Beer Bar, My True Story @ The Mezrab, Fucked Up @ Winston Kingdom, Kimchi Farm Festival, Black Flag @ Melkweg, Candy Dulfer et. al. @ Vondelpark Open Air Festival. NOT A BAD WEEK, RIGHT? Click here to stream the show Right click HERE and save as to download directly.
MONDAY 5 August
MUSEUM ONS’ LIEVE HEER OP ZOLDER
This is literally in the attic of a 17th-century canal house. It’s the city’s most famous clandestine church. Our Lord in the Attic offered members of the Catholic faith a place to worship during an era when they were prohibited from doing so in public. Sometimes they even hold a service. It’s in the Red Light District! Oh the perversity!
Ons Lieve Heer op Zolder | €8, €4 kids | Oudezijds Voorburgwal 40 | 020-6246604 | [email protected]
TUESDAY 6 August
FACE TO FACE AT MELKWEG
They're totally, 90s so-cal punk. Melodic, political and emotionally open. It’s the kind of band that you go on a road trip and JUST listen to them for like, 4 days. Totally.
Face to Face | Melkweg | 8:30pm | €16 |
SNOOP LION AT PARADISO
You know him you love him and there’s nothing you can do about it. He’s one of the few artists in the world that can get away with shit like this.
Snoop Lion | Paradiso | 8:00pm | €44 |
WEDNESDAY 7 August
HOLY MOTORS AT THE MOVIES
You know the old trope about a seemingly respectable family man that becomes a serial killer the second his family is out of sight? This movie takes that idea a spins it through a fever dream. Oscar climbs into his car a banker and over the course of a day gets out as a beggar, a cannibal, a musician and an assassin.
Holy Motors | The Movies | 9:45 | 9.50 | Haarlemmerdijk 161
PLUK DE NACHT OPEN AIR FILM FESTIVAL
Every summer the Open Air Film Festival Amsterdam presents a unique selection of unreleased, independent, arthouse cinema, documentary, animation and shorts, attracting both film enthusiasts and professionals. Films are projected in the open air on a beautiful old harbor location in the centre of Amsterdam. Admission to all festival activities and screenings is free. Today: THE WE AND THE I, MICHEL GONDRY
Pluk de Nacht Open Air Festival | FREE | Runs to the 17th of August | Starts @ 1 am | Westerdoksdijk 40
NEW CONTRIBUTOR!!!!!!
[caption id="attachment_401" align="alignleft" width="126"]Vicky Hampton[/caption]
The great Amsterdam-based food writer Vickie Hampton of Amsterdamfoodie.nl goes WUA with her new weekly column Vicks Picks! Applause please. No, really, thank you.
Vicks best pick for this week is the all about the best “WORST” in the city. It's the Worst Wijnbar. By that we mean the best. We can't not make this joke. Meat lover's dream. Advice on what wine goes well with what. Vegetarians are welcome, but will be stared at. Read Vickie's Wurst endorsement here.
Welcome Vickie!
THURSDAY 8 August
DE PARADE!!!!!!!!
This a traveling old time carny festival with food that brings the awesome to the Martin Luther King Park. It’s tents and crazy acts and all the weird and talented people this country has to offer all gathered in one weird place. Do this!!! And if you’ve got kids, no worries, there’s the Kinderparade with crafts, kids' theatre and cooking.
De Parade 2013 | €: 7,50 (single entry) 67,50 (10 visit card) |
August 09-25, Various times | Martin Luther King Park
DE ZOTTE BELGIAN BEER BAR
The place is ALWAYS jam packed, so don’t hesitate to literally climb over a table to get a spot, great service, great food, more than a 100 different beers, just pick one, make it easy on yourself.
De Zotte | Raamstraat 29
FRIDAY 9 August
MY TRUE STORY @ THE MEZRAB
Great true stories told truly at the Mezrab center. You could even tell your own story. Go. Summer opening times: 19.30 doors open, 20.30 event starts. They’ve got a new host too name of Ryan Millar, but Sahand’s Mom still makes the Iranian soup. Entrance is free (though donations pay the rent).
English Storytelling @ Mezrab| Free (Donations Accepted) | next to Wilhelmina Pakhuis Veemkade 572D | 19:30 to whenever | +31 61 477 5777
FUCKED UP AT WINSTON KINGDOM
Fucked up is a Canadian hardcore punk band that wrote an opera. David comes to life is a 4 act opera about a man, David and girl named Veronica told through various narrators that sometimes prove unreliable or embellishing. It’s very meta, very clever and very, very good. Or they’re a catchy hardcore band. Do whatever you like.
FUCKED UP | WINSTON KINGDOM | € 10 | 8:00
SATURDAY 10 August
KIMCHI FARM FESTIVAL 2013 WEEKENDER
The Festival for local beer, food and music will return to the gorgeous city farm. Artisenal food and drink for the whole weekend, that’s the idea. Free Entry // No Pin // Please Bring Cash.
Kimchi Farm Festival 2013 Weekender | FREE ENTRANCE | No Pin So Bring Cash | De Buurt Boerderij Amsterdam (city Farm), Spaarndammerdijk 319 | August 10 at 11:45am until August 11 at 9:00pm | How to get there: bike/car Public transport
BLACK FLAG AT MELKWEG
Black Flag is the reason Hard Core exists. Hands down. No arguments. Black Flag is why bands get in vans with no idea where they’re going to sleep. Black Flag changed everything.
BLACK FLAG | MELKWEG | 8:30 | €25
SUNDAY 11 August
FREE ROCK & JAZZ VONDEL PARK OPEN AIR FESTIVAL
At 3 there’s a surprise band but at 4:30 pm Candy Dulfer & Band hit the stage. Candy is probably Holland’s most famous jazz musician. She who has blown her sax for Prince and scored this hit in Europe with Dave Stewart, Lily Was Here.
Vondelpark Open Air Festival | Vondelpark | Free
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This Week: Gay Pride starts, Hans Klok @ Carre, The Museum of Pipes, Fellini's Satryicon @ EYE, Phineas & Ferb Chain Reaction @ NEMO, CC Muziekcafe Jammin' Thursday, Tim Hetherington @ FOAM, Drag Queen Olympics, Gay Pride Canal Parade, Europe's Largest Flea Market, Anvil @ Patronaat, Tropenmuseum English Guided Tour, Mondo Generator @ Bitterzoet
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MONDAY July 29th
AMSTERDAM GAY PRIDE
So this is the big one of the very biggest events on the city’s calendar. There’s so much to do! Why not try an event on Cheeky Tuesday? How about pink bingo? (sponsored by the geriatric gay group “Grey Pride”.) Here's a link to the official site.
Official Site |All over the city | Check listings for prices and location.
TUESDAY July 30th
ILLUSIONIST HANS KLOK AT CARRE THEATER
Hans Klok, the local Dutch Boy who’s made international waves with his magic is bringing his new show "The New Houdini" to the Carre Theater.
Hans Klok | Carre Theater | Amstel 115 | €10-€54 | 8:00PM
PIPE MUSEUM
Pipes, lots and lots of pipes, thousands of them are displayed beautifully, enhancing the already existent splendor of this 17th century patrician house. This museum has been recognized as having the best pipe collection in Europe by the Dutch Museum Register.
Pipe Museum | | €8 (doesn’t say on the website but we called) |Prinsengracht 488 | +31(0)20 42 11 779 | [email protected] | Wednesday to Saturday: 12pm -18pm
WEDNESDAY July 31st
FELLINI’S SATYRICON AT EYE FILM INSTITUTE
You keep telling people you’ve seen all his movies so you should probably check out the Fellini retrospective they have going on at the EYE Film Institute so you can stop lying. The EYE is just across the canal behind Central Station, there’s a free ferry that will haul you over and bring you back. Tickets are 9.50 and the film starts at 4:30 in the afternoon.
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Fellini’s Satyricon | EYE Film Institute | €9.50 | 4:30pm
NEMO SCIENCE MUSEUM: Phineas and Ferb Chain Reaction
This exhibition is super fun and you don’t need a lot of Dutch to do this. It’s a giant chain reaction, chairs smack cartons, rockets fly, water squirts: it’s great. Action and reaction. Go.
NEMO Science Museum: Invention Factory | 20 June to 1 September 10am to 5pm | €13.50 | 020 531 32 33 | [email protected]
KIRA’S FAVORITE THING
It's amazing weather right now, so Kira says you should go to the roof lounge of the DoubleTree Inn, right near Central Station, for breathtaking views of the IJ. We concur.
THURSDAY August 1st
CC MUZIEKCAFE JAMMIN’ THURSDAY
CC Muziekcafe hosts an improv jam night. They provide all instruments; bass, drums, guitars (or bring yours) last time they even had a full brass section. Feed your soul.
Improv Jam Night | FREE! | CC Muziekcafe | Rustenburgerstraat 384
TIM HETHERINGTON - INFIDEL @ FOAM
The Amsterdam photography museum, FOAM, is holding an exhibition of works by the late, truly great photojournalist and documentarian Tim Hetherington. He was also killed while trying to report on the Libyan uprising in Misrata. Run, don’t walk to see this exhibition.
Tim Hetherington - Infidel @ FOAM | €8.75 | Keizersgracht 609 | +31 (0)20 5516500 | info[at]foam.org
FRIDAY August 2nd
DRAG QUEEN OLYMPICS
The 9th International Drag Queen Olympics will be held at the Homomonument, Westermarkt, right around the corner from the Anne Frank House. Be there for the 100m Stiletto Sprint, the Handbag Toss, weightlifting and much, much more. The Games are open to all drag queens & kings, and anyone in heels who wants to take part can join.
Drag Queen Olympics | Homomonument, Westermarkt | Make-up at 5:00pm | Games at 7:00 | FREE | Email Jenny [email protected] to join in the fun
SATURDAY August 3rd
GAY PRIDE CANAL PARADE The canal parade is the festival centerpiece, where lavishly decorated barges are literal floats of sexy awesomeness. You want floats? We’ve got floats THAT FLOAT! Expect 80 boats to float through the canals with DJs and feathers and crazy themes and greasy bodybuilders dancing to thumping beats as the boats cleave their way through the narrow channels while the canal sides are filled to capacity with beer swilling spectators staring and screaming at the flotilla of fun!
Amsterdam Gay Pride Canal Parade | FREE | Click here for the route
EUROPE’S LARGEST FLEA MARKET
Right near the NDSM Werf, more than 700 stalls of crap for you to haggle over. One rule: no new stuff.
Flea Market | IJ Hallen |Tt. Neveritaweg 15 | €4.50 | 9am - 4:30pm | Sat & Sun
ANVIL AT PATRONAAT IN HAARLEM
Anvil is a band no one had ever heard of until they became the subject of a documentary in 2008. Anvil, the story of Anvil tells the story of a band that doesn’t know the meaning of the word “quit”. See Rob, Lips and the boys tear Haarlem to the ground, Canadian style (which means they’ll apologize and then stay and help rebuild).
Anvil | Patronaat in Haarlem | | 8 PM | €21.65
SUNDAY August 4th
TROPENMUSEUM ENGLISH GUIDED TOUR
This is being billed as the best of the Tropenmuseum (Tropics Museum) in one hour.
Every Sunday during the summer holidays you can join our guided tour and see all the highlights of the Tropenmuseum. And there’s a lot to see because when you’re a major colonial power for hundreds of years, that gives you a lot of time to steal really valuable stuff.
Give your loins a rest and reignite your brains after gay pride.
Tropen Museum English Guided Tours | €5 (not including entrance) | 12:30 pm | 21 July to 1 September, every Sunday | adults and children over 12 | +31 (0)20 568 8300
MONDO GENERATOR AT BITTERZOET
Nick Oliveri has been in Kyuss, Queens of The Stone Age, The Dwarves and a million other projects and tonight his stoner rock/punk band Mondo Generator is at Bitterzoet on Spui.
Mondo Generator | Bitterzoet | €12 | 8:00
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What's Up Amsterdam Week of Monday 07-29-2013
This Week: Gay Pride starts, Hans Klok @ Carre, The Museum of Pipes, Fellini's Satryicon @ EYE, Phineas & Ferb Chain Reaction @ NEMO, CC Muziekcafe Jammin' Thursday, Tim Hetherington @ FOAM, Drag Queen Olympics, Gay Pride Canal Parade, Europe's Largest Flea Market, Anvil @ Patronaat, Tropenmuseum English Guided Tour, Mondo Generator @ Bitterzoet
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MONDAY 29 July
AMSTERDAM GAY PRIDE
So this is the big one of the very biggest events on the city’s calendar. There’s so much to do! Why not try an event on Cheeky Tuesday? How about pink bingo? (sponsored by the geriatric gay group “Grey Pride”.) Here's a link to iAmsterdam and the official site. Both guides are pretty good.
Amsterdam Gay Pride iAmsterdam | Official Site |All over the city | Check listings for prices and location.
TUESDAY 30 July
ILLUSIONIST HANS KLOK AT CARRE THEATER
He’s billed as the new Houdini, Hans Klok, the local Dutch Boy who’s made international waves with his magic is bringing his new show to the Carre Theater.
Hans Klok | Carre Theater | Amstel 115 | €10-€54 | 8:00PM
PIPE MUSEUM
Pipes, lots and lots of pipes, thousands of them are displayed beautifully, enhancing the already existent splendor of this 17th century patrician house. This museum has been recognized as having the best pipe collection in Europe by the Dutch Museum Register.
Pipe Museum | | €8 (doesn’t say on the website but we called) |Prinsengracht 488 | +31(0)20 42 11 779 | [email protected] | Wednesday to Saturday: 12pm -18pm
WEDNESDAY 31 July
FELLINI’S SATYRICON AT EYE FILM INSTITUTE
You keep telling people you’ve seen all his movies so you should probably check out the Fellini retrospective they have going on at the EYE Film Institute so you can stop lying. The eye is just across the canal behind central station, there’s a free ferry that will haul you over and bring you back. Tickets are 9.50 and the film starts at 4:30 in the afternoon.
Clickity-CLACK for tickets times and info
Fellini’s Satyricon | EYE Film Institute | €9.50 | 4:30pm
NEMO SCIENCE MUSEUM: Phineas and Ferb Chain Reaction
This exhibition is super fun and you don’t need a lot of Dutch to do this. It’s a giant chain reaction, chairs smack cartons, rockets fly, water squirts: it’s great. Action and reaction. Go.
NEMO Science Museum: Invention Factory | 20 June to 1 September 10am to 5pm | €13.50 | 020 531 32 33 | [email protected]
KIRA’S FAVORITE THING
It's amazing weather right now, so Kira says you should go to the roof lounge of the DoubleTree Inn, right near Central Station, for breathtaking views of the IJ. We concur.
THURSDAY 1 August
CC MUZIEKCAFE JAMMIN’ THURSDAY
CC Muziekcafe hosts an improv jam night. They provide all instruments; bass, drums, guitars (or bring yours) last time they even had a full brass section. Feed your soul.
Improv Jam Night | FREE! | CC Muziekcafe | Rustenburgerstraat 384
TIM HETHERINGTON - INFIDEL @ FOAM
The Amsterdam photography museum, FOAM, is holding an exhibition of works by the late, truly great photojournalist and documentarian Tim Hetherington. He was also killed while trying to report on the Libyan uprising in Misrata. Run, don’t walk to see this exhibition.
Tim Hetherington - Infidel @ FOAM | €8.75 | Keizersgracht 609 | +31 (0)20 5516500 | info[at]foam.org
FRIDAY 2 August
DRAG QUEEN OLYMPICS
The 9th International Drag Queen Olympics will be held at the Homomonument, Westermarkt, right around the corner from the Anne Frank House. Be there for the 100m Stiletto Sprint, the Handbag Toss, weightlifting and much, much more. The Games are open to all drag queens & kings, and anyone in heels who wants to take part can join.
Drag Queen Olympics | Homomonument, Westermarkt | Make-up at 5:00pm | Games at 7:00 | FREE | Email Jenny [email protected] to join in the fun
SATURDAY 3 August
GAY PRIDE CANAL PARADE The canal parade is the festival centerpiece, where lavishly decorated barges are literal floats of sexy awesomeness. You want floats? We’ve got floats THAT FLOAT! Expect 80 boats to float through the canals with DJs and feathers and crazy themes and greasy bodybuilder dancing to thumping gyrations as the boats cleave their way through the narrow channels of the canal waters men while the canal sides are filled with beer laden spectators staring and screaming at the flotilla of fun!
Amsterdam Gay Pride Canal Parade | FREE | Click here for the route
EUROPE’S LARGEST FLEA MARKET
Right near the NDSM Werf, more than 700 stalls of crap for you to haggle over. One rule: no new stuff.
Flea Market | IJ Hallen |Tt. Neveritaweg 15 | €4.50 | 9am - 4:30pm | Sat & Sun
ANVIL AT PATRONAAT IN HAARLEM
Anvil is a band no one had ever heard of until they became the subject of a documentary in 2008. Anvil, the story of Anvil tells the story of a band that doesn’t know the meaning of the word “quit”. See Rob, Lips and the boys tear Haarlem to the ground, Canadian style (which means they’ll apologize and then stay and help rebuild).
Anvil | Patronaat in Haarlem | | 8 PM | €21.65
SUNDAY 4 August
TROPENMUSEUM ENGLISH GUIDED TOUR
This is being billed as the best of the Tropenmuseum in one hour.
Every Sunday during the summer holidays you can join our guided tour and see all the highlights of the Tropenmuseum. And there’s a lot to see because when you’re a major colonial power for hundreds of years, that gives you a lot of time to steal really valuable stuff.
So I would go this, if only just to give your loins a rest and reignite your brains after gay pride.
Tropen Museum English Guided Tours | €5 (not including entrance) | 12:30 pm | 21 July to 1 September, every Sunday | adults and children over 12 | +31 (0)20 568 8300
MONDO GENERATOR AT BITTERZOET
Nick Oliveri has been in Kyuss, Queens of The Stone Age, The Dwarves and a million other projects and tonight his stoner rock/punk band Mondo Generator is at Bitterzoet on Spui.
Mondo Generator | Bitterzoet | €12 | 8:00
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What's Up Amsterdam Week of Monday 07-22-2013
This week: The Heineken Experience, AC/DC Cover Band at Cafe Pakhuis Wilhelmina, 40 Years of Ruigoord, David Fulton and Paul F. Taylor at Toomler, Learn the Lindy Hop at Vondelpark Open Air Theatre, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas at De Uitkijk, Top Gun in 3FuckingD at EYE Film Institute, Free Concert in the Park with Buena Vista Social Club, Neighborfood Market, Kwaku Festival and a preview of Amsterdam Gay Pride Festival.
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MONDAY 22 JULY
THE HEINEKEN EXPERIENCE
Kinda "tour-isty", but my son and nephew loved it. Not only do you get 2 beers and a beer pouring lesson at the end of the tour, but there’s a ride where you get squirted and shaken around a bit. If you like the brand or are interested in its history, it's very well done. The only catch?...€18 seems a bit expensive.
The Heineken Experience | €18, €16 online | Stadhouderskade 78 | 020-5239222 | [email protected]
TUESDAY 23 July
AC/DC COVER BAND at CAFE PAKHUIS WILHELMINA
I honestly don’t know what else I could possibly say about this, you are either non plussed or completely plussed. There is no middle of the road plussing on this one. Nate, for one is plussed.
AC/DC cover band | Cafe Pakhuis Wilhelmina | Veemkade 576 | 10:00pm | €7.50
WEDNESDAY 24 July 40 YEARS OF RUIGOORD - Landjuweel Festival
In 1973, Ruigoord, a tiny village 10k west of Amsterdam, was squatted by a group of artists from Amsterdam. These artists were eventually granted legal permission to continue using the location as living and working spaces by the government. This is the 40th anniversary of this social experiment and they’re hosting a 4 day festival to celebrate their victory. Expect "theatrical explosions, poetry nights, musical highlights, experimental art stands, spirit workshops, a scintillating program for the kids and lots of unexpected surprises."
40 Years of Ruigoord Landjuweel Festival | €65 | Landjuweel 2013 | STARTS 10am
Kira from Life In Amsterdam explains the Stroopwafel and where to get it. (Hint: it's the Albert Cuyp Market, here's a little video on how they're made. Yes, we know it's in Portuguese)
THURSDAY 25 July
DAVID FULTON AND PAUL F TAYLOR AT TOOMLER
It’s the last week of the Toomler International Comedy Festival and this is a good one to send it out. David Fulton and Paul F Taylor both look like they’re skating the razor’s edge.Do yourself the favor and make reservations before it sells out.
David Fulton and Paul F Taylor | Toomler | BREITNERSTRAAT 2 under the Hilton Hotel | €12.50 Wed and Thurs and €17.50 Fri and Sat
FRIDAY 26 July LEARN THE LINDY HOP @ THE VONDELPARK OPEN AIR THEATRE
Vondelpark Open Air Theatre is taking us back to the roaring 20's, put down that copy of The Great Gatsby, lace up your dancing shoes and bring the kids down to the Vondelpark bandshell. Learn classic dances like The Charleston, The Fox Trot and The Lindy Hop. Lessons provided by The Utrecht Blues Dancing Club. Free fun for the whole family.
Learn the Lindy Hop @ Vondelpark Open Air Theatre | Vondelpark | Free | 8:30 pm
FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS AT DE UITKIJK THEATER
The good folks at the Uitkijk Theater are playing the Terry Gilliam directed, Johnny Depp, Benicio Del Toro starring opus Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Did you know this movie was so popular they wrote a book about it?
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas | Uitkijk Theater | €9 | Prinsengracht 452
SATURDAY 27 July TOP GUN IN 3FUCKINGD AT EYE FILM INSTITUTE
Do you feel the need for speed? Nate's favorite movie is now in 3D at the Eye Film Institute. Make a reservation, the two previous shows have already sold out.
Top Gun in 3-D | Eye Film Institute | 9:45 | €12 CONCERTS IN THE PARK: BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB
The world-renowned Buena Vista Social Club plays a sold-out concert at the Royal Concertgebouw. But you can see a free simulcast on a giant screen in Erasmuspark as of 8pm. Can you say picnic?
Concerts in the Park - Buana Vista Social Club | Erasmuspark | 8pm | Free
NEIGHBOURFOOD MARKET
Indoor, outdoor, tapas, Indonesian, South African, Basque! All these foods are there at reasonable prices. Soups! Great soups! A flea market. Free Entrance. Clean toilets!
NeighbourFood Market | Entrance Free | 11:00 am | Westergasfabriek
SUNDAY 28 July
ERIC BURDON AND THE ANIMALS AT PARADISO
Eric Burdon's voice is what you think of when you hear House of the Rising Sun. So on Sunday the 28th make sure you’re at Paradiso to see this legend share his gift. Which sounds cheesy, but tell me this doesn’t give you the chicken skin.
Eric Burdon and the Animals | Paradiso | €32.50 | 7:30
KWAKU FESTIVAL
The 37th edition of the Kwaku with amazing Surinamese food, shaved ice sno cones, DJs, a Caribbean market and ......football. Entrance to the festival costs 2.50 euros but you’ll undoubtedly want to take a little extra to invest in a meal, or two, or three. Head to the Kwaku Festival website (Dutch) for more information.
Gives you a good excuse to go to Amsterdam SouthEast anyway as the festival is down in Bijlmerpark.
Kwaku Festival | Every Saturday and Sunday till August the 4th | All Day | Entrance 2.50 | Bijlmer Park
AMSTERDAM GAY PRIDE
Amsterdam Gay Pride starts this week, which is of course a huge celebration of devotion towards equality for the gay, lesbian and transgender communities, held from Saturday, 27 July to Sunday, 4 August 2013. It starts this week, but to be honest, all the really good stuff starts next week, so we’ll talk about it then. But if you want to get a jump on it early, we will link to it.More next week.
Amsterdam Gay Pride | 27 JULY TO 4 AUGUST | VARIOUS TIMES AND LOCATIONS
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What's Up Amsterdam Week of Monday 07-15-2013
This week: The Amsterdam Dungeon, Amsterdam Fashion Week, Rhinegold on the Rhine (or is it the Rijn?), Action Bronson @ Melkweg, Yeah Yeah Yeah's @ Paradiso, Strike Anywhere @ Winston Kingdom, George Clinton & Parliament @ Paradiso, Lounge leisurely at Spanjer van Twist, Hortus Festival, Storytelling @ Mezrab, Good Time Boys do Chili Peppers @ Cafe Pakhuis Wilhelmina, International Comedians @ Toomler and (pause for breath) the Milkshake Festival!!!!
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MONDAY 15 July
THE AMSTERDAM DUNGEON
Not (just) a tourist trap, but actually really fun. There are scary actors and even a tiny, little roller coaster. Totally worth doing and fun for the whole family as long as the kids aren’t too small. There’s even a tiny little roller coaster. All this right off the Rokin.
The Amsterdam Dungeon | €14 adults €12 kids (sale on now) Rokin 78 | 020-5308500 | [email protected]
AMSTERDAM FASHION WEEK
Too much going on to mention here so check out the website. Suffice it to say that you should bring a camera or you’ll look like a total perv. And plus then you’ll have pictures to perv out on later! It’s win/win.
Amsterdam Fashion Week | All Over the City | Most Events Free |
TUESDAY 16 July
RHINEGOLD ON THE RHINE @ PASSENGER TERMINAL
They’re having a big celebration for everyone’s favorite musical anti-semite with a three-day musical festival at the Passenger Terminal Amsterdam from Tuesday the 16th to Thursday the 18th.Actually it’s on a 135-metre ship (the MS Rheingold) which has been converted into a sailing musical theatre.
Rheingold on the Rhine | Tix €25 to €82.50 | Passenger Terminal Amsterdam (5 mins walk East of Amsterdam CS)
ACTION BRONSON @ MELKWEG
He’s a white boy ex-chef who raps about weed, food and women - in that order. He sounds like Ghostface Killah and he’s funny as hell.
Action Bronson and Kosha Dillz | Melkweg | 8:00 pm | €17.50
WEDNESDAY 17 July
YEAH YEAH YEAH’S @ PARADISO
TheYeah Yeah Yeahs play Paradiso on the Weds the 17th touring their new album 'Sacrilege'. I like Karen O. She doesn’t have one of the best voices, but it has what we in the business call “character.”
Yeah Yeah Yeahs @ Paradiso | €29 plus €3.50 membership |Doors open at 8:30 pm |
STRIKE ANYWHERE, ANTILLECTUAL AND THE MINORITY @ WINSTON KINGDOM
If you like No Trigger, A Wilhelm Scream, Face To Face, Propaghandi, or Off With Their Heads (and let’s be frank, who doesn't ), you really need to be at WInston Kingdom on Wednesday to see Strike Anywhere.
There’s 3 bands and it gets going at 7:00 pm so get there early. This show will sell out. Wear your brand new white sneakers and you'll leave with old brown ones.
Strike Anywhere, Antillectual and The Minority | Winston Kingdom | 7:00pm | € 12.00
KIRA’S FAVORITE THING SPANJER & VAN TWIST
One of the best terraces along a canal side in the whole darn town. Let there be no doubt, you have come here for a beer, a white wine, an espresso and to sit in the sun on the beautiful Leliegracht (lily canal). DO THIS!
Spanjer & van Twist | Leliegracht 60 | +31 20 639 0109
THURSDAY 18 JULY
GEORGE CLINTON AND THE PARLIAMENT FUNKADELIC @ PARADISO
If you wonder where Prince got his chops, this is where. Crushing. Must see for lovers of real music/music historians/people of taste. This is important.
George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic | Paradiso | 8:30 | €33
THE HORTUS FESTIVAL
Great setting: The Orangerie at The Hortus Botanicas or the Amsterdam Botanical Gardens.
It’s every Thursday from 8pm in July and August. Also there’s food, dinner.
Tonight Thursday on the 18th of July @ 8pm the Hortus Ensemble is celebrating 10 years of playing amongst the plants.
Hortus FESTIVAL | €25 | Plantage Middenlaan 2a | T: (020) 625 90 21
FRIDAY 19 July
ENGLISH STORYTELLING NIGHT @ MEZRAB
We love you Mezrab guys! Storytelling: true stories, funny stories, tragic stories. Everything. Every third Friday of the month the Mezrab guys, and that could be you, gather to share stories. Performers range from the professional veteran to the green beginner.
English Storytelling @ Mezrab | Free (Donations Accepted) | Doors @ 8pm, stories @ 9pm | next to Wilhelmina Pakhuis, Veemkade 572D | +31 61 477 5777
THE GOOD TIME BOYS @ Cafe Pakhuis Wilhelmina
The Good Time Boys play the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s classic Mother’s Milk from tits to tails.
Nate loved this album so much he put up a giant poster of them naked wearing only socks, much to the chagrin of his mother and the scrutiny of his heterosexuality by his grandmother. Frankly, the doctor's still out on that one. Not that it matters.
Goodtime Boys perform Mother’s Milk | Cafe Pakhuis Wilhelmina | Veemkade 576 | 10:00pm | €7.50
SATURDAY 20 July INTERNATIONAL COMEDIANS @ TOOMLER: David Quirk & Felicity Ward
This is Australian week. It’s been Americans up till now, I’ve been to two of these and they’ve been just great. This week David Quirk and Felicity Ward.
International Comedy @ Toomler | € 17.50 | Door open at 7pm show @ 8:30 pm | [email protected]
SUNDAY 21 July
MILKSHAKE FESTIVAL
The Milkshake festival returns to Amsterdam's Westerpark on Sunday, 21 July 2013.
They say it’s about “respect, freedom, love and tolerance as well as encouraging out of the box thinking” which, of course, is utterly meaningless. But it looks like fun anyway.
Milkshake Festival | €39.50 | Westerpark | 12pm to 11pm
Until next week, delight in each other!
Nate and Jonathan
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What's Up Amsterdam Week of Monday 08-07-2013
This week: Henry Moore Sculptures at Rijksmuseum, Duffy photos of David Bowie at Foam Museum, Kesha at Paradiso, Blondie at Paradiso, Nas at Melkweg, Earth Wind and Fire at Heineken Music Hall, Blijburg -- A beach in the city, Off The Shelf Literary Night Skewers the Dutch, Glenn Wool & Paul Myrehaug at Toomler Summer International Comedy Festival, Volcom sponsors Amsterdam AM Amateur skateboard contest, Over the Ij Festival : Remember The Good Times, I Like to Watch Too Festival at Paradiso, Horisant and Troubled Horse at Pacific Parc in Westergasfabriek, VOC ship “The Amsterdam” at the Maritime Museum
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MONDAY 8 July
HENRY MOORE SCULPTURES @ RIJKSMUSEUM
The Rijksmuseum is showing off its renovated gardens with major works by English sculptor Henry Moore, probably the biggest name in sculpture after Rodin. The exhibit includes twelve of Moore’s sculptures and runs until 29 September and, hey, it’s totally free.
Henry Moore @ Rijksmuseum Gardens | FREE | Jan Luijkenstraat 1 | Online: e-tickets | 9am to 5pm
TUESDAY 9 July
DUFFY PHOTOS OF BOWIE @ FOAM
The Foam Photography Museum is showing an exclusive collection of images by the late legendary photographer Brian Duffy who worked with Bowie on three of his most famous album covers including "Ziggie Stardust," "Aladdin Sane" and "Lodger" amongst others
Bowie by Duffy Photographs @ FOAM | €: 3,50 | Vijzelstraat 78 | [email protected] | Wednesday, Friday, Saturday 10am - 6pm | Thursdays until 9pm | Sundays 12pm - 6pm
KESHA @ PARADISO
The music is dumb, fun and young. If you don’t like it, it's a pretty good sign that you’re old. Sorry.
Kesha | Tickets €26.50 | 8:30pm | Paradiso
WEDNESDAY 10 July
BLONDIE @ PARADISO
(sigh) What can we say? It's Debbie Harry. It's Blondie. They are still truly awesome.
Blondie @ Paradiso | Wednesday | 8:30 | Paradiso | 50€
NAS @ MELKWEG
Across the Leidseplein, Nasir Jones better known as NAS is at Melkweg. Nas is CONSISTENTLY named the number 2 MC of all time, usually after Jay-Z or Notorious BIG depending on which magazine and which day you catch ‘em.
Nas @ Melkweg | €35 | 8:00pm
And finally on this, the greatest WEDNESDAY of all time....
EARTH WIND AND FIRE @ Heineken Music Hall
LET’S GROOOVE TONITE!!
Earth Wind and Fire @ Heineken Music Hall | €59 | 8:00p
KIRA'S FAVORITE THING-BLIJBURG: A BEACH IN THE CITY Blijburg is located on Ijburg. You'll find singles dancing, kids playing in the sand and speedboats on 't Ij. There's even tapas restaurant. Blijburg | Free | Click here for Google Map
THURSDAY 11 July
OFF THE SHELF LITERARY NIGHT SKEWERS THE DUTCH Off The Shelf literary night features travel writer, playwright, author and Amsterdam resident Rodney Bolt who takes a humorous look at what exactly makes the Dutch tick; music and fashion photographer Marc Deurloo talks about his art; founder of Digital Natives Erik de Vreede discusses the future of the internet. OFF THE SHELF | NRC Café Restaurant, Rokin 65 | €10. Early bird tickets €7
AMERICAN COMEDIANS @ TOOMLER Glenn Wool & Paul Myrehaug play the Toomler Summer International Comedy Festival. Good food too, although, in all honestly, we just booze.
American Comedians @ Toomler | Under the Hilton on Apollolaan | Starts @ 8:30 pm | €12.50
FRIDAY 12 July
VOLCOM SPONSORED AMSTERDAM AM AMATEUR SKATEBOARD CONTEST Held over 3 days, mainly at Skate Amsterdam, the skatepark near NDSM ferry stop, the one by the submarine. There's €10,000 in prizes and a A LIVE WEBCAST of the final day, July 14th. Amsterdam AM | Anyone can sign up to participate (doesn't say if spectators have to pay | Stichting Skatepark Amsterdam TT Neveritaweg 15a 1033WB Amsterdam NDSM terrein
OVER THE IJ FESTIVAL: Remember the Good Times The Over the IJ festival has a million obscure things going on all over location on the IJ canal. A standout is REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES/NDSM-werf: a unique collaboration between a travel guide platform and artists. The NDSM space was a shipbuilding wharf between 1894 and 1979. The building is still there and you get an app that guides you through a space that “opens doors that are normally locked.”
OVER THE IJ FESTIVAL: Remember The Good Times | Verzamelpunt 4 (NDSM-werf) | € 5 | MANY TIMES AND DATES CHECK WEBSITE
SATURDAY 13 July
I LIKE TO WATCH TOO FESTIVAL @ PARADISO Performance art time! The unconventional setting of the program, the personal attention of the hosts, the unexpected pop-up performances, provide an accessible atmosphere for you to enjoy the in your face performances. Cause if there’s something i like in show I’m paying for, it’s IN YOUR FACE!
I LIKE TO WATCH TOO | Paradiso, Weteringschans 6-8, Amsterdam | 8.30pm | € 15 including membership | BUY TICKETS HERE
HORISANT AND TROUBLED HORSE @ Pacific Parc, Westergasfabriek
In collaboration with the Amsterdam AM Skate competition. Rock on!
Horisant & Troubled Horse @ Pacific Parc | No price info so probably free | Westergasfabriek; Polonceaukade 23 | 0204887778
SUNDAY 14 July
VOC SHIP THE AMSTERDAM @ THE MARITIME MUSEUM
Moored next to the Maritime Museum to the east of Central Station, stands the VOCman: The Amsterdam! This is a replica of the kind of ship that made Holland rich and powerful during the Dutch golden age. And it's fun for kids!
VOC SHIP THE AMSTERDAM @ THE MARITIME MUSEUM | €15 adults €7.50 kids | 9am to 5pm | Kattenburgerplein 1 | 020-5232222 | [email protected]
That’s it guys! Have fun!
Nate and Jonathan
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What's Up Amsterdam 07-01-2013
This week! Rodriguez at Heineken Music Hall, Keti Koti Festival, Nemo Science Museum’s Invention Factory, Cat Power @ Paradiso, Nieuwekerk Organ Concert, Ultramegnetic MCs @ Melkweg, Pitch Festival @ Westergasfabriek, The Who @ Ziggodome, Supper Club, Ali Wong and Yannis @ Toomler, The Bunker Museum and Guitar Wolf rocks The Patronaat in Haarlem.
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MONDAY 1 July
RODRIGUEZ @ HEINEKEN MUSIC HALL
The “Sugar Man” makes good and tours the world that has finally rediscovered him. Find out what the fuss is about. Listen to this amazing 60s rediscovery.
Rodriguez @ Heineken Music Hall | €35 | show at 8:00 | Trams are screwed up this week. Take the NS
Keti Koti Festival 2013
It means “broken shackles”. Holland abolished slavery in Suriname and the Netherlands Antilles on July 1, 1863. So this festival commemorates that with live musical performances across four stages, a large parade with brass band and excellent Surinamese and Antillean food.
Keti Kotie Festival | Entrance Free | 11am - 8pm | Oosterpark |
+31 (0) 20 463 65 72 | [email protected]
TUESDAY 2 July
NEMO SCIENCE MUSEUM: THE INVENTION FACTOR This exhibition will take you along the best, the funniest but also useless and failed inventions. Take a look at the plant pot that waters its own plant or the all-in-one household device that paints and cuts vegetables. They even let you try to invent something yourself. It’s hands on.
NEMO Science Museum: Invention Factory | 20 June to 1 September 10am to 5pm | €13.50 | 020 531 32 33 | [email protected]
CAT POWER @ PARADISO
Charlyn Marie Marshall, AKA Chan Marshall AKA Cat Power, is an American singer-songwriter, musician and occasional actress and model.
Cat Power @ Paradiso | doors at 7:30 show at 8:30 | €25
WEDNESDAY 3 July
KIRA’S FAVORITE THING-BLIJBURG It might actually be nice this week so go to Blijburg, Amsterdam's only beach right in the city. They even have a tapas restaurant. Why not? Blijburg | Muiderlaan 1001 | +31 20 4160330 | Reservation line for the restaurant 020-4160330 or [email protected]
THURSDAY 4 July
If you are an American expat listening to this, you probably have plans BBQing somewhere in a park, playing baseball in the Amsterdamse Bos frying tube steaks. But if not...
NIEUWE KERK & ORGAN CONCERT
When the royals aren’t using it, it’s an amazing museum, and right now there’s an exhibition about 7 generations of coronations that can only be called unique.
Thursdays at 12:30 in the afternoon there’s also a free church organ concert.
Nieuwe Kerk and Church Organ Concert | €15 (including the organ concert on Thursdays) | Dam Square | 10am to 5pm (organ concert at 12:30pm Thursdays) | 020-6386909 | [email protected]
KOOL KEITH, CED GEE TR LOVE DJ CITO @ MELKWEG
Kool Keith (who you might know as Dr. Octagon, Dr Dooooom, Black Elvis and Poppa Large among others) has released more than 50 records. He just dropped a record while you read this.
Melkweg | 9:00 | €20 | Right off Leidseplein
FRIDAY 5 July
PITCH FESTIVAL The lineup includes Dizzee Rascal, Jamie Lidell, Trentemøller, James Blake, Bonobo, CHVRCHES, Junip, Darkstar! Ever heard of these guys?
PITCH FESTIVAL | All day | Located all over the Westergasfabriek |
€45 one day €80 two days |
THE WHO PLAY QUADROPHENIA @ THE ZIGGODOME
What can I say? It's The Who.
The Who @ Ziggodome | Show starts at 8:00 | €60-75
SATURDAY 6 July
It’s Saturday night. Time to be decadent and Nate and I have two adult things you can do with your clothes on.
SUPPERCLUB
This is a restaurant/burlesque show/night club/roman coliseum. Jonathan has been there at least 4 times and not once did he get an STD. Totally worth the €70 prix fixe not including drinks.
Supper Club | 5 course surprise menu for € 70 | Book your bed/table in advance as it’s often sold out | Jonge Roelensteeg 21 [email protected] | +31203446400 | Mon-Thu & Sun, 7pm to 1am; Fri-Sat, 7pm to 3am
Week two of Toomler’s International Summer Festival brings us the comic stylings of ALI WONG and YANNIS PAPPAS.
Ali Wong and Yannis Pappas @ Toomlers | Show starts at 8:30pm | € 12.50
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SUNDAY 7 July
BUNKER MUSEUM IJMUIDEN
WW2 bunkers just like you saw in the movies about D-day. The Bunker Museum in Ijmuiden is just out of town. They’ve got guns, rangefinders, massive concrete pillboxes. Nerd out!
Bunker Museum IJmuiden | Open every first Sunday of the month, May until October, 11am to 4pm | € 3.50 adults € 1.50 children to 12 | Badweg 38 1976 BZ IJMUIDEN | [email protected]
GUITAR WOLF @ PATRONAAT IN HAARLEM
Guitar Wolf is a japanese band that falls somewhere between The Ramones, Jon Spencer Blues explosion and general Rock a billy. Here’s their version of Summertime Blues. Worth the trip to Haarlem.
Guitar Wolf @ Patronaat | 8:30 pm | €11.50 | Patronaat Zijlsingel 2 2013 DN Haarlem | [email protected] | 023 - 517 58 58
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What's Up Amsterdam Week 06-24-2013
This week we bask atop BovenNEMO, take the Kosmopolite Art Tour at Roest, rock out with Iron Maiden, the Moody Blues, The Coup, The Streets, Lori Goldston and Patti Smith, Greg Proops proves he’s the Smartest Man in the World, Caro Emerald and the Metropole Orchestra go free in the Noorderpark, International Comedy in Toomler and a free puppet show on Dam Square for the little ‘uns!
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MONDAY 24 June BovenNEMO - possibly the biggest and maybe craziest roof terrace in Amsterdam. It's on the roof of the Nemo Science Museum, so it’s right on the water and indeed, very high.
BovenNEMO - the roof of the NEMO Science Museum | FREE | 1 juni to 1 september 2013 10 am to 7 pm | 020 531 32 33 | [email protected]
The Kosmopolite Art Tour at Roest – 30 to 40 international artists painting Amsterdam themed murals (or street art or graffiti or whatever). Looks free but hidden fees and covers sometimes apply.
Kosmopolite Art Tour at Roest| Free | Jacob Bontiusplaats |
020 - 3080283 | [email protected]
TUESDAY 25 June IRON MAIDEN rocks the Ziggodome! RUN TO THE HILLS!
Iron Maiden | €59 | Ziggodome | Doors at 6:30 | Show at 8:00
THE MOODY BLUES - the now ancient knights in white satin compete with Maiden at the the Heineken Music Hall.
THE MOODY BLUES | €39 - €59 | Door 6:30pm Starts 8pm | Click here for tickets | Heineken Music Hall ArenA Boulevard 590
WEDNESDAY 26 June
KIRA’S FAVORITE THING - PLLEK - Is it an art colony? A squat? Don’t know. What I do know is that Kira loves the amazing view! It’s got a decent menu too. Take the free ferry from Centraal Station to NDSM wharf and check Pllek (it means Pllace). PLLEK | Open 9:30 to late | TT Neveritaweg 59 | 020-2900020
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LORI GOLDSTON 2 DAY ARTIST IN RESIDENCY- Classically trained Nirvana cellist with a punk spirit Lori Goldston does Tuesday and Wednesday night at ex-squat OCCII.
OCCII Lori Goldston 2-day residency | €6 per night €9.50 for both nights | Doors at 20:30 |
THURSDAY 27 June
PATTI SMITH AT PARADISO - Punk godmother Patti Smith commands Paradiso this Thursday and Friday. If you can go, you should really go. Really
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Patti Smith @ Paradiso | Doors 7pm show starts at 8:30 | €35 plus €3.50 membership | You can buy tickets here | Paradiso Weteringschans 6-8 020- 626 45 21 | [email protected]
THE COUP @ MELKWEG - 90s political hip hop group The Coup from Oakland, CA bring it to Melkweg to rock the “Genocide and Juice”
The Coup @ Melkweg | €14 plus €3.50 membership | Show starts at 8:30 | Lijnbaansgracht 234 /A | +31 20 531 8181
GREG PROOPS @ Comedy Theater in the Nes - Not only is his name funny, he is. He’s really funny. You probably know him from "Whose Line is It Anway?" in North America or "Mock the Week" in the UK.
Greg Proops @ Comedy Theatre in the Nes | €20 | Starts @ 8:30 pm | NES 110
FRIDAY 28 June
PATTI SMITH BOOK SIGNING - Patti Smith returns will be at the American Book Center at 3 pm signing books like her 2010 memoir Just Kids, about her life and friendship with Robert Mapplethorp. Located very centrally on Spuiplein, so that’s cool.
Patti Smith @ the American Book Center | 3pm | Free | Spuiplein
MIKE SKINNER OF THE STREETS @ Melkweg - Mike Skinner is best known as the frontman of the British hip hop / garage act The Streets. He's DJ'ing a set tonight, that should run from grime to drum 'n bass to dubstep, but he might drop a verse, you never know.
Mike Skinner @ Melkweg | 11pm | €16 | Lijnbaansgracht 234 /A
| +31 20 531 8181
SATURDAY 29 June
CARO EMERALD/METROPOLE ORCHESTRA - Native Dutch Amsterdammer with the Metropole Orchestra. The bad news is, it’s sold out. The good news is they’re simulcasting the show for free at the Noorderpark in Amsterdam Noord.
Caro Emerald - Metropole Orchestra | 8 pm | FREE |Noorderpark Google Map
TODD GLASS & DANIEL KINO @ TOOMLER - 6 weeks every year Toomler brings some of the biggest names in Comedy to Amsterdam as part of their Comedytrain series. This week- Todd Glass and Daniel Kinno. Here’s a little Todd Glass:
Toomler | € 17.50 | 8:30pm | BREITNERSTRAAT 2 (under the Hilton Hotel) | Book tickets via: [email protected]
SUNDAY 30 June
PUPPET SHOW ON DAM SQUARE - There’s a free Punch and Judy show on Dam Square (or Jan Klaasen as it’s called in Dutch). This is a 120 year old tradition. It’s in Dutch but if you have wee ones won’t care. They’re giving two different times, 2pm and 3pm. Show up at 2:00, if you're early, go get ice cream. Punch and Judy on Dam Square | Free | Dam Square
Until next week, be excellent to each other!
Nate and Jonathan
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What's Up Amsterdam 06-17-2013
This week on What’s Up Amsterdam photographer Stephen Gill takes Hackney to the FOAM Museum, Drew’s Pub Quiz moves to the Tara, Brett Baily brings post colonial imagery to Loods 6, Black Crowes shake their money makers, Frankenberries at OCCII, Chekov's The Seagull with surtitles, get your Freak du Chique on at the Vondelbunker, Bert and Ert at Pacific Parc, Its Festival, Zoomeravonden for kids at Artis, free comics and music at the Openlucht Festival in Vondelpark, the Concertgebouw Orchestra LIVE (kind of) for free on Museumplein and a holy Holi party at Amsterdam Arena.
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MONDAY 17 June
PHOTO EXHIBIT -- The current show at the FOAM museum is Stephen Gill’s - Best Before End.
The works in this exhibition are inspired by the London Borough of Hackney. Runs till the 7th of July.
Stephen Gill at the FOAM Museum | Keizersgracht 609
020-5516500 | [email protected] | Adults € 8,75 Students/65+ € 6,00
PUB QUIZ -- Drew’s Monday pub quiz just moved to the Tara a bar on Rokin between Dam Square and Rembrandtplein. Fun pub quiz in a bar with a purple salmon, I'm serious, go find it.
2.50 pp team of 5 starts at 8. get there early for a good table.
Drew’s Pub Quiz at Tara | Rokin 85-89 | 8:00 | €2.50pp
TUESDAY 18 June
MODERN ART -- Brett Bailey is a South African actor, no, director, performance artist...museum curator?
Anyway, if you’re intrigued or confused enough to go, I suspect this will not be a boring evening. It’s this Tuesday evening at 7pm in Exhibit B in Loods 6. Costs 15 euros.
Third World Bun Fight - Brett Baily | 7pm | €15 | Loods 6 | KNSM laan 143 | 020 4182020 | [email protected]
ROCK AND ROLL -- The Black Crowes are in town for 2 sold out shows at Paradiso
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Tickets available through viagogo for like, 21 bucks...which seems like a scam. Be careful.
Black Crowes | Paradiso | €45 | doors at 7 show at 8:30
WEDNESDAY 19 June
PUNK/GYPSY -- Occii hosts THE BARONS OF TANG. They call it Gypsy Deathcore. Saxophones double basses, accordions and mayhem.
Make sure you get there to see FRANKENBERRIES,
Their website says they're a mix of rock'n roll, garage, indie, pop, surf & punk and that seems about right to me. Whatever it is, it's badass.
OCCII | 5 euro | Amstelveensweg 134 |
Kira's favorite thing this week is Cafe Restaurant RIVA, a delightful and hypermodern cafe along the banks of the River Amstel, great for viewing life on the water with a wine list you'll LOVE.
Cafe Restaurant RIVA | Amstelboulevard 1 | 020-7602030 | [email protected]
THURSDAY 20 June
STAGE -- Toneelgroep Amsterdam is performing the Seagull in Dutch with English surtitles (that subtitles above the stage instead of below).
Toneelgroep Amsterdam performs The Seagull | 23,50 - 32,50 | To purchase tickets online, click here | Stadsschouwburg, Leidseplein 26 | Curtain at 8pm | 020 624 2311 | [email protected]
FRIDAY 21 June
STAGE-- The Amsterdam' International Theatre School Festival (ITs) brings the best of new theatrical talent to stages at theatres across Amsterdam. The festival hits town from 21 to 28 June 2013.
ITs Festival | Various Locations | Click here for tickets | PUPPETRY FOR ADULTS -- Freak du Chique by The Damsels in Distress is at the Vondelbunker
This is a puppet show for grown ups my friends. Do not bring your children as this could get nasty.
The show is in English, Dutch and French and is free of charge with donations welcome.
Damsels in Distress - Freak du Chique | Free - Donations Welcome | Vondelbunker | Vondelpark 8 (in the bridge) | Click here for Google Map
ROCK AND ROLL / DJ -- Pacific Parc does it again Bert and Ert are DJin’ and Bullerslug is wrecking the stage.
The show is at Pacific Park in the Westergasfabriek it is free and it will be packed, but thanks to the PP's awesome bartenders, you'll still be able to get a drink.
Pacific Parc | Polonceaukade 23 Westergasfabriek | 9:00pm | Free
SATURDAY 22 June
FAMILY FRIENDLY -- Artis Royal Zoo is right in the center of town and now it’s time for the Artis ZOOmeravonden!
On Saturday evenings throughout summer, there are special guided tours, face painting, scavenger hunts, puppet shows, live music and you can even preorder a ready-made picnic
Artis Zoomeravonden | €15,95 for kids €19,50 for adults | Plantage Kerklaan 38-40 | 0900-2784796
CULTURAL FESTIVAL/DJs -- It’s time for a HOLI-day!
Celebrate the hindu Holi festival at the Holi Festival of Colours inside the Amsterdam ArenA with DJs, live music and brightly colored asthma inducing powders!
Holi Festival of Colours | Amsterdam Arena | Tickets €34.99 or 44.99 if you want 5 bags of colored powder which you can buy here | Doors open at 12 pm, powder throwing starts at 10 pm.
OUTDOOR FESTIVAL-- Grab a couple bottles of vino and spend a pleasant day watching music and comics at the Open Lucht festival at Vondelpark. It starts at 1:00 and goes until well after midnight. Don’t miss A Polaroid View who are playing at 3:00pm.
Vondelpark Open Lucht | Vondelpark 5 | All Day | Free | Here’s a map
SUNDAY 23 June
ORCHESTRA -- The Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra, voted the best in the world, is performing in Brazil and that performance will be broadcast live on Museumplein.
During 2013, the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra will embark on a mammoth world tour as it celebrates its 125th anniversary.
They’re doing an open-air concert in São Paulo on 23 June and turning it into an open air performance on Museum Square at 4pm.
Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra Broadcast on Museum Square | 4pm | Free
Until next week, be excellent to each other!
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What's Up Amsterdam 06-03-2013
This week, with the help of special guest, comedian extraordinaire and the American Nederlander Greg Shapiro, Jonathan and Nate get fertile with The Breeders, food writer Michael Pollan at the Adams Institute, we mull over Muse at the Amsterdam Arena, Bob Slayer kills them at the Nes, Boom Chicago brings back it’s best and brightest, The Mezrab goes West, The Zombies rise again at Paradiso, Roller Derby Doubleheader and the Amsterdam Open Air Festival.
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MONDAY 3 June
The Breeders are at Paradiso!
It’s been 20 years since The Breeders release The Last Splash featuring the amazing single Cannonball.
That song was a major part of the soundtrack of our lives.
Now the Breeders are celebrating it’s release with a tour stopping at Paradiso.
Kim and Kelley Deal, we salute you.
Breeders at Paradiso | Doors open at 7:00 Breeders go on at 8:30 | €25 plus the €3.50 shakedown | Weteringschans 6-8 right off Leisdesplein | 020 626 4521
Food Writer Michael Pollan is giving a talk at the Adams Institute.
Michael Pollan is pushing his book Cooked: A Natural History of Transformation, in which he apprentices himself to a grill master, a baker, a top chef and others in order to penetrate the simple mysteries of this everyday rite.
Michael Pollan | Aula - Universiteit van Amsterdam - Singel 411 Amsterdam | Members €13,00 Non members €19,00 Students/seniors €15,00
TUESDAY 4 June
Muse is playing Amsterdam Arena and tickets are still available.
Muse | Amsterdam Arena, Arena Boulevard 1 |
€: 45 - 65 plus fees | Tickets online here | Doors open at 5 pm Muse starts at 8 pm.
Our guest host Greg Shapiro picks Bob Slayer at Comedy Theater in de Nes
€7 euro | Doors open at 19:30hr - Show starts at 20:30hr | Nes 110 |
Bad Religion are playing at Melkweg. Nate guarantees they sound just like the records and will change your life.
Bad Religion | €27,50 plus the shakedown | Doors at 8:30 pm | Melkweg Lijnbaansgracht 243 just off Leidseplein
WEDNESDAY 5 June
Greg Shapiro also recommends the BOOM CHICAGO ALUMNI SHOW/ 20 YEAR ANNIVERSARY SHOW at the mighty Rozentheater.
Minimum price €22.50 (there are many deals) | Rozentheater, Rozengracht 117 | Box Office Open Wednesday, Thursday, Friday - 16:00 - 20:45, Saturdays 15:00 - 23:15 | [email protected]
THURSDAY 6 June
Our friends at the Mezrab Cultural Center are doing their monthly, possibly last, Journey to the West at the Antarctica squat in Amsterdam West. There’s a jam session, storytelling and the squat crew makes food
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Mezrab Journey to the West | Doors open at 19.00 | Show at 20.00 | Antarctica, Amundsenweg 1, Amsterdam West | Donations only
FRIDAY 7 June De Nederlandse Opera performs Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg at the Muziektheater. If you can, like me, look past Wagner’s rampant anti-semitism and the fact that Nuremberg was the birthplace of Naziism, then chuckle along to Wagner’s only comic opera. In German with Dutch surtitles. And at 5 hours and 40 minutes a show, that's a lotta laughs!
Die Meistersinger von Nurnberg at Het Muziektheater | Tickets range from €15 to €140 | Curtain at 5:30 pm!!!!!! | Right off Waterlooplein
SATURDAY 8 June
The Zombies
60s Greats The Zombies are playing Paradiso this Saturday the 8th. Give 'em a tumble. They're old.
The Zombies | Starts at 8:30 | Tickets €25 plus 3.50 membership | Weteringschans 6-8 just off Leidseplein | 020 626 4521
ROLLER DERBY DOUBLEHEADER!!!! Saturday afternoons were made for action!
Skate down to De Nieuwe Bankrashal on Oranjebaan to see The Amsterdam Derby Dames loosen the choppers of a team from Belgium AND a team from Manchester.
To get to the match take Metro 51 to the Oranjebaan stop and go east. Follow the smell of sweat, tears and beer.
Amsterdam Derby Dames Doubleheader | Doors at 1:45 Game starts at 2:30 | €10 at the door €2 for kids | De Nieuwe Bankrashal, Pandora 3, 1183KK in Amstelveen
There’s some sort of insane Red Bull BMX event at the Westergasfabriek. They’ve been filming promos all over town so the Red Bull guys must be up to something big....like a GIANT RAMP! To find the event, go to Westerpark and look for the giant ramp.
Red Bull BMX | Starts at 9 pm | Admission Free! | Click here for location
SATURDAY 8 June AND SUNDAY 9 June
Greg Shapiro picks the drug-laden techno fest that is the Amsterdam Open Air Festival.
There’s a gazillion DJs, tents and pavilions. If the weather’s good or the drugs are better, check it out! (WUA podcast in no way endorses drug use)
Open Air Festival | 8 - 9 June 2013 | Gaasperpark | Saturday Sold out Sunday € 39.50 Weekender Ticket € 59.50
Until next week, be excellent to each other!
Nate and Jonathan
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What's Up Amsterdam 05-27-2013
This week Nate and Jonathan throw a little salsa on the California Burrito Company, Cafe Harlem, Museum Vrolijk, the Tropen Museum Junior, Lana del Ray, Blue 360, Pixar at the Amsterdam Expo, OCCII, the Ij Tunnel, Queeristan, The Queeristan, Holland Festival, The Amsterdam Tattoo Convention, Branko Galoic at the Mezrab and Badlands and Gun Crazy at OT301.
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MONDAY 27 May
Have you eaten at the California Burrito Company?
Neither have we, but Brandon, one of our listeners, highly recommends it. Go. Try. Eat. And then tell us what you think.
Nate has eaten at Cafe Harlem and he says they make a helluva plate of nachos with tons of meat cheese and all the good stuff including sprouts, which, don’t worry, come right off.
They do two sizes, just buy the big one. The staff is great, they have a nice outdoor seating area and the prices are reasonable.
Cafe Harlem | Haarlemmerstraat 77 | ph 020 330 1498
California Burrito Company | Oude Leliestraat 5
TUESDAY 28 May
Museum Vrolijk: your one stop location if you want to see cyclops babies, or the skeletons of conjoined twins, or bound feet floating in formaldehyde. this is the place for you.
It’s named after Gerardus Vrolik (1755-1859), one of the most important Dutch scientists of his time, and his private collection of embryos and anatomical abnormalities.
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Museum Vrolik Faculty of Medicine Academic Medical Center | Free | Meibergdreef 15 | ph 020 566 49 27
WEDNESDAY 29 May
Tropen Museum Junior: The whole thing’s great for kids but they’ve got an ongoing Brazilian culture show going on called MixMax Brasil and it’s really fun. You get to dance, do a little singing, play some instruments, make things out of bottle caps and plastic bottles. It’s actually kind of great. You’ve got to call ahead and reserve the show.
Tropen Museum Junior | €8 kids | €12 adults | Linnaeusstraat 2 | Ph:020 568 8300
Lana Del Ray. She’s so hot. So mysterious. Lana graces the stage at Heineken Music Hall Wednesday the 29th. The show is sold out so if you have tickets, good for you if you don’t they’re all over Marktplaats so you can still go.
Lana Del Rey at Heineken Music Hall Heineken Music Hall | ArenA Boulevard 590 | €45
Kira’s favorite thing this week is view and food at Blue 360 located at the top of a glass elevator at the Kalvertoren shopping center. A romantic vista atop a tower right in the center of the city. They were so clever to put a bar there. Bring your loved one.
Blue 360 | Singel 457 | ph:20 427 39 01
THURSDAY 30 May
Do you like The Incredibles? Toy Story? Wall E? Yes? Well then you like Pixar, the animation studio that made all these classics.
Pixar has a major exhibition opening to the 30th of May at the Amsterdam Expo called Pixar: 25 Years of Animation.
In fact there are 500 pieces of art and original models and even a zoetrope!
Pixar: 25 Years of Animation | €16 for adults | €10 for kids | Gustav Mahlerlaan 24 | ph: 020-7630599
The ONAFHANKELIJK CULTUREEL CENTRUM IN IT or OCCII is a collective squat in what looks like a beautiful fire house at the southern end of the Vondel Park and they have music. A lot of music. Too much to list here so click this and go there. There’s a lot of punk on the schedule. No surprises there.
Tonite: Sickoids, White Slice and Crop Circles.
Here’s White Slice:
OCCII | Amstelveenseweg 134 | €7 | 8:30 pm | ph:020 6717778
FRIDAY 31 May
Wanna walk under the IJ canal in a new subway tunnel that’s not in use yet?
YOU CAN DO THIS!
This is kind of cool and weird click here to link to the signup page. It’s free and even kids 8 and older are welcome. They ask that you be fit, no high heels and no fear of heights. So there. The tours are on Saturday and Sunday the 1st and 2nd of June.
Walk under the IJ Canal | Free |
Garage/blues trio Low Point Drains are playing at Pacific Parc. Dirty rock. Dirty good.
Worth checking out
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Pacific Parc | Polonceaukade 23 | Free
QUEERISTAN! A night of rollicking fun for those in the gay community less interested in assimilating. Here’s their blurb:
From May 31st to June 2nd, Queeristan is taking over Amsterdam. Like the previous three editions, this autonomous festival for queer art, politics and leisure opens up a space to resonate both joy and anger, rage and ecstasy. There will be performances, workshops, parties, actions: consider Queeristan a place to meet up, connect and create!
Multiple locations and prices so check the website.
SATURDAY 1 June
Here’s a big one: The Holland Festival
Starting today this is probably the biggest high art festivals in the Netherlands with classical music, theatre, dance, etc. It’s got one of those giant schedules all over the city and it lasts the whole month.
Tonight, Saturday the 1st you can seen Heiner Müller’s stage version of Les Liaisons Dangereuses, composer Luca Francesconi presents an opera that symbolises the emotional prison as Valmont and Merteuil fight their bitter, violent battles. Performed in English with Dutch surtitles.
Click here for a full listing of what’s on, where and for how much.
Westergasfabriek | 8:30pm | €25 - €45
Got ink? Get more at The Amsterdam Tattoo Expo at RAI expo center.
It runs all weekend Saturday 11 to 10 and Sunday 11 am to 7 pm. Go look at ink. Go get some ink. Ink.
RAI Expo Center | Europaplein (no number) | Friday €10 | Sat and Sun €18 | Children under 11 FREE! | Weekend pass €42,00
SUNDAY 2 June
The great Mezrab cultural center presents ex-Amsterdammer, ex-Yugoslav, modern day bard Branko Galoic. Here's one of Branko's tracks with his band Skakavac Orkestar:
Wilhelmina Pakhuis | Veemkade 572 D | FREE (donations welcome) | Doors at 7 pm.
Rush is playing Ziggodome, but I assume you already read about it in the D and D Newsletter (Jonathan did!)
Ziggodome | Arena boulevard 61-75 | €62 | 8:00pm
Nate: Terrence Malik’s first outing as an auteur Badlands and 50s noir classic Gun Crazy are playing tonight at OT301 for 4 bucks.
Jonathan: Each?
Nate: Total.
Jonathan: Totally worth it.
Wasn’t Martin Sheen young?
Overtoom 301 | €4 | 8:00 pm
Until next week, be excellent to each other!
Nate and Jonathan
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What's Up Amsterdam 05-20-13
This week Nate and Jonathan quibble about Jacco Gardener at Indiestad, The Residents at Muziekgebouw Aan’t Ij , The Heavy at People’s Place, Paul Bowles movie at Rialto, Art Zuid 2013, Mudhoney at Melkweg, Foam Thursday Dinners, English Comedy Night at Comedy Theater in de Nes with Greg Shapiro, Judah Friedlander at Rozengracht Theater, The Knutsel Arts guy at Het Groot Melkuis Cafe in Vondel Park, The Amsterdam Faya Allstars at Pacific Parc, The Ex + Brass Unbound at OT301
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MONDAY the 20th
Indiestad or Indie City Festival is a big, multifaceted music festival running until Sunday the 26th with dozens of bands playing in Bitterzoet, and the churches turned music halls; De Duif,Vondelkerk and the Amstelkerk. Bands like Baroque multi-instrumentalist Jacco Gardener.
The all-in passes are sold out but tickets are available for individual gigs for $14.18 plus the $3.50 membership.
Multiple locations as you can see. Go to the Indiestad website (Dutch) for more information and tickets as well as a Spotify playlist.
THE RESIDENTS! THE RESIDENTS! This is the mother father and grandmother of all Indie Bands. I shit you not friends!
The new show is called “Wonder of Weird”. And is if that weren’t good enough, they’re playing the Muziekgebouw aan 't Ij, which is a beautiful new venue next to Central Station.
8:30 | €30 | Muziekgebouw aan 't Ij Piet Heinkade 1
‘Sex, shrugs and anti-rock’n roll’!
TUESDAY the 21st
Paul Bowles Documentary: “The Cage Door is Always Open” about the great American expat writer behind the book “The Sheltering Sky” is playing at the Rialto Theatre. If you’re a fan of counterculture, William S. Burroughs, crazy expats in Morocco, depravity and/or creativity, don’t miss this film.
7:30 | €9 - €10 | Rialto Theater Ceintuurbaan 338
The Heavy are playing People’s Place today If you haven’t heard them you’re lying, not only to yourself, but also to me, which is a terrible thing to do to me.
Soul + Garage = Me shakin' my ass like I'm Twerkin'
8:30 | €15 | People’s Place Stadhouderskade 5
WEDNESDAY the 22nd
Art Zuid 2013: Giant, freaky, amazing sculptures are lining Amsterdam's straightest avenues, the Apollolaan, Minervalaan and Churchillaan. Look at this:
I know you want to touch it.
Starts from the 22nd of May and runs to September just waiting for your kids to run over and pinch skin. There are sixty sculptures by artists from 24 different countries will be presented in the beautiful Berlage district of Amsterdam-Zuid.
Mudhoney are at Melkweg tonight, Wednesday the 22nd to bestow upon you, the crown and the ring of rock and roll. Mudhoney wrote the beta users manual for grunge and haven’t wavered a bit in 30 years, beat that AC/DC!
7:30 | €19.50 | Melkweg Lijnbaansgracht 234
Kira’s Favorite Things:
The ice cream wars rage on between Pisa and Venezia. Two Italian rivals with a national following duke it out for ultimate ice cream supremacy. For decades a fierce ice cream competition is taking place in the Rivierenbuurt causing a heated debate amongst Amsterdam's ice cream lovers. Pisa has lots of flavours are available, but not seating. Venezia, on the other hand offers ice cream dishes and seats indoors and out, Both are Italian and have many die hard fans. If you know who's better let us know at LifeInAmsterdam.com
Pisa, Scheldeplein 10 or Venezia, Scheldestraat 68
THURSDAY the 23rd
English Comedy Night at Comedy Theater in de Nes. Five comics will take the stage and tell jokes while you laugh, it's just that easy. Nate watched youtube clips of 4 of the 5 (you might want to post some English clips, Soula) and all of ‘em were really funny. Support stand up in Amsterdam!! Nate’s already got his tickets and he hopes he doesn’t get in a fight with the Nes’s webmaster, but he’s ready. Featuring Greg Shapiro, Soula Notos, Louis Zezeran, Stewart Johnson, and hosted by Joe Eagan.
8:30 | €14 day of /€10 if you buy early | Nes 110
Dinner and high art photography together? Brain food that sounds too good to be true? But it is true at Foam Thursday Dinners
The Foam photography museum Café stays open late every Thursday evening so you can combine your visit with a delicious meal. The weekly changing special is made from organic produce fresh from the market. A vegetarian option is also available.
The Thursday special costs 15 euros. Access to the exhibitions and joining the tour is free.
18.00 Café / kitchen open
19.30 Free tour
21.00 Café / museum closed
Booking a table is recommended. For a place on the free tour please reserve by e-mailing [email protected].
Please state:
The date you want to come
How many people are coming
Whether you want to join the free tour
FRIDAY the 24th
Judah Friedlander, the trucker cap wearing star of 30 Rock is performing stand up at Rozengracht Theater. Rozengracht is the theater to which the Boom Chicago comedy troupe recently moved. From the price of the tickets it looks like the lock the old theater had on Boom Chicago prices has been lifted and I couldn’t be happier. Judah is hilarious and we’re both f^%#%in’ STOKED for this show.
10:30 | €15-€40 | Rozengracht 117
SATURDAY the 25th
Arts and crafts for kids and adults alike as The Knutsel guy, or Arts and Crafts guy at Het Groot Melkuis cafe and playground in Vondel Park...is back. Actually it's called the Kinderatelier.
For 5 Euros, your kids can play outside with real hammers and nails and wood and glue and paints and totally ignore you while you sip your coffee and read your paper. This, to quote Macklemore, is f&@kin' awesome. The Website says it's just on Wednesday but they do it Wednesday, Saturday AND Sunday.
Ask for Samme at the cafe, they'll point you in the right direction.
2pm-5pm | €5 | Het Groot Melkuis cafe in Vondel Park
At Pacific Parc The Amsterdam Faya Allstars are playing a completely FREE show. They do a mix of Reggae, ska, dancehall, funk, latin music that’s got grooves deeper than the Zhemchug Canyon, which as we all know is a 2.6 kilometer deep canyon in the Bering sea. So that a pretty deep groove.
Pacific Parc is in the Westerparkfabrik estates, where they have the Sunday Market and the Neighborfood market and all that fun stuff.
9:00 | FREE | Pacific Parc Polonceaukade 23
SUNDAY 26 May
The Amsterdam Heritage Days offers visitors the unique chance to peak inside some of the city’s most famous locations, for free!
The second edition will focus on architecture and life in Amsterdam’s city center during the 18th century.
From canal homes to monuments and building, various locations will open their doors to the public.
Each of the 15 participating locations will have guidebooks available in English. There are a lot of locations all over the city so click here for a list:
10am - 5pm | FREE!! | All over the city
And to wrap up this ungodly week in music and comedy.
The Ex + Brass Unbound are playing at OT301 Ex + Brass Unbound is like The Minutemen with a horn section. Jazz/punk experimental with a solid groove D. Boon would be proud.
9:00pm | €12 | Overtoom 301
Until next week, be excellent to each other
Nate and Jonathan
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What's Up Amsterdam 05-12-13
This week Nate and Jonathan yap about Springsnow Festival, The Bible Museum, Mark Knopfler, RightAboutNow Festival, Snoop Lion, Zapp 4, Red Light Radio, DJ Sensuela, Mr Wix, The Anomalys, Luuk Aux Raus, Amsterdam Lifestyles magazine, Conair, Uitkijk theater, Pasha Festival, London Calling Festival, Slim Cessna’s Auto Club, Sound Garden, TIKTAK Eclectic Music Festival, IamExpat Soirée
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MONDAY 13 MAY
There are a couple of big festivals coming your way, but before the smoke machines billow, and the bass drops let’s start the week with an 8k walk or bike ride! Bring the kids to the Springsnow Festival!
The Springsnow festival is all about the blanket of Elm blossoms that fly through the city’s air like a pink “snow”.
Central to the Springsnow Festival is the Elm Route, an 8km walking and cycling route from the elm arboretum in Amsterdam Noord (not far from the EYE Film Institute Netherlands) to the Hortus Botanicus, one of the oldest botanical gardens in the world.
Weaving through the eastern part of central Amsterdam, the route is a great way to explore the city in bloom. Download the Elm Route Map or pick up a free copy at Hortus Botanicus, Macbike, ARTACASA, Klaver 4 or Papabubble
TUESDAY 14 MAY
It’s weird museum Tuesday, and since you’re probably going to hell you might want to check the map and see where you veered off course, I’m guessing it was after the Red-Light District and before the Korsakoff. Luckily for you here in sin city we have one heckuva Bijbelsmuseum (Biblical Museum).
Amsterdam's Bijbelsmuseum illustrates life in biblical times with archaeological discoveries and other artefacts. Clay tablets and fragments of papyrus and archaeological remains tell the fascinating story of how the Bible came into existence, and the influence that the Bible has had on Dutch society throughout the ages.
Herengracht 366-368
PH:020-6242436
Tu -Sa : 10:00 - 17:00 hour Open sunday! to 5pm. [email protected]
Mark Knopfler, the guy who wrote “Money for Nuthin” just released a new double album called “Privateering” and he’s playing Ziggodome so you can hear the songs from the album. Genius huh?
Tickets are €44 -€59
The show is officially sold out but I’ve seen tickets online and Marktplaatz so you should be able to get in.
WEDNESDAY 15 MAY
Ok, our first festival of the week is the, RIGHTABOUTNOW Festival
Celebrating tomorrow’s artists today, (FINALLY, right?) the 2013 edition of the RIGHTABOUTNOW Festival will take over Amsterdam’s MC Theater in the Westergasfabriek with five days of live music, dance, theatre and film. The festival’s programme features music ranging from classical to hip-hop and jazz. Every night ends with a big party and a DJ
MC Theater, Polonceaukade 5 €16 preorder or €18 Day of show
THURSDAY 16 MAY
Our friend Snoop made a spiritual journey last year to Jamaica, where he apparently immersed himself in Rastafarian culture, was given a new name, denounced hip hop and made a reggae album, you know, like you do. Vice, the magazine famous for cocaine and hilarious pictures of people looking stupid followed him with a video camera and made a movie they call Snoop Lion: Reincarnated.
A special screening of the film can be seen on in Melkweg Cinema it’s €8 Euro and starts at 8:00pm.
Four members or the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra have got themselves a little quartet on the side called Zapp 4 and they’re playing Radiohead covers at Paradiso near Leidseplein. Watch the video, it’s insane. You love it.
Starts at 8.30pm and it costs €20,
FRIDAY 17 MAY
Oh yeah Kool-aid! There's a Red Light Radio party coming up!
RLR is an internet radio station that broadcasts from the Red Light District...I feel like you should have been able to figure that out, I’m disappointed in you. RLR was recently featured alongside Jonathan and myself in this article written about Amsterdam radio by Amsterdam Lifestyles Magazine.
Anywoosizts, they’re taking over Pakhuis Wilhelmina for a party with: DJ Sensuela, Mr Wix, The Anomalys and Luuk Aux Raus and maybe more, you know, if they decided to have more. Starts at 9pm and costs €7
Or if you’re looking for something a little more highbrow, the movie that sent John Malkovich’s kids to college is playing at Uitkijk. That’s right, Conair. All Cameron Pope wants to do is get home to his little girl, but Sirus the Virus has other plans, can Lloyd Dobbler save the day or will Mr Pink murder a child in an empty swimming pool? 11PM Uitkijk theater. On the Prinsengracht off Leidsestraat.
SATURDAY 18 MAY
Pacha Festival bringing that Ibiza feeling to Amsterdam....hooray.
It’s basically a big DJ techno dance party that’s taking over the island for the day. So if that’s your thing, enjoy. Tickets and information are here.
Personally, we’d rather go to Paradiso’s London Calling Festival. A two day festival starting tonight, the 18th and continuating (that’s right, con-tin-you-a-ting) the 19th at the Tolhuistuin in Amsterdam-Noord. Word on da streetz is dat Bloc Party, White Lies, Florence & The Machine, and Franz Ferdinand all made their dutch debut during London Calling....so....you don’t want to miss out on next Franz Ferdinand do you?
A ticket for the one day is €17,50 or get the full 2 days for only €30,00
They’ve shared stages with Johnny Cash, Violent Femmes, Primus, Old 97s, Supersuckers, Reverend Horton Heat, Legendary Shack Shakers and more. They’ve been described as “The country band that plays the bar at the end of the world.” by Jello Biafra.The instruments are drums, upright bass, pedal steel, banjos, piano, guitar, vocals and stories. ... the band is Slim Cessna’s Auto Club and you’re about to buy all their CDs.
Watch the video.
Now go see them at Paradiso, 8:00PM €9 plus membership. Here’s the info if you need more.
SUNDAY 19 MAY
Until someone tells me where to get bottomless mimosas or a decent Bloody Mary I’ll spend my Sundays day drinking on the patio at Sound Garden.
It’s sunny and warm, the place is big enough that you can usually find a seat and small enough to keep the throngs of tourists away. Last time I was there the bartender played nothing but Tom Petty and everyone was happy. The locals drink normal Dutch sized beers but they will happily pour big pints for boorish expats like me. Email me with a better patio ([email protected]) and maybe we’ll mention it on the show.
There’s a really big festival in town, called the TIKTAK Eclectic Music Festival it’s at Arena Park, there are 3 stages and 30 artists and if techno is your thing, or you just really, really, really like drugs this is the festival you’ve been waiting for.
Gates at 12:00 and music until 23:00
More information, the full line-up and tickets are available on the TIKTAK Festival website.
Starting at 6:00 pm Me and Jonathan will be shaking babies and kissing hands at the IamExpat Soirée a dance party slash mixer located in the building which used to house the Volkskrant Newspaper. It’s got a dope terrace for sittin’ on and lookin’ at the city over. Party starts at 6:00pm and goes to 1:00am
Canvas, 7th Floor Volkskrantgebouw, Wibautstraat 150,
**Keep in mind, tomorrow is a public holiday so stay out late!**
Until next week, be excellent to each other,
Nate and Jonathan
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What's Up Amsterdam 05-06-2013
This week Nate and Jonathan mull over Tun Fun, Coco's Live Music PopShow, Seasick Steve, Het Brillenmuseum (Museum of Spectacles), NoMeansNo, Europe Now Theatre Festival, Rembrandt's The Night Watch Tour, Neighborfood Market, Easy Laughs, Crea, Joe Cocker, Long Players Music Market, Pennywise and Heaven’s Gate
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MONDAY 6th After all the mayhem, the royal business, the remembrance of the previous week, let’s start off gently in a kid-friendly kind of way, Tun Fun is one of those amazing indoor playgrounds with the ball baths and giant slides and layers of tunnels to explore. It’s awesome. Jonathan’s kids love it.
Built in a former tunnel that runs right under Waterlooplein near the Portuguese Synagogue, it’s 4000 sq. meters (or 13000 sq ft) and it has free wifi. For infants and kids up to 12 technically, but you can take older kids if they’re not bullies or jerks. Open 10 to 6. Entrance is 7 euros. Mr. Visserplein 7 PH: 020-6894300 [email protected] It’s been a minute since we talked about a quiz night and I’m bringing it back.
On Monday at CC Musiccafe it’s Coco's Live Music PopShow.
2 and a half hours of music based trivia from the 60’s to today. Bring the old people in your life, let them feel useful for a minute before you drop them off at the bus station and make fun of them on the ride home. It’s super interactive with questions, pictures, video and music clips all hosted by the wonderful and talented Coco. Doors open: 19:00 Popshow: 20:30 - 23:00 Entrance: 3,00 The popquiz is in English. Popquiz team up to 5p. TUESDAY 7th The website says it’s sold out but there’s gotta be a way to get into this show. Seasick Steve is playing Paradiso tonight and I’ll climb the freakin' building if I have to.
The show’s at 8:30 it’s 25 Euro plus the 3.50 shakedown, or “Membership fee”.
Tuesday is weird museum day and this week it’s time to go to Het Brillenmuseum or the Museum of Spectacles. Actually, technically it’s the Foundation National Museum of Spectacles. If you’re interested in learning about the history of glasses, this is the place. The Netherlands has a long history of lenses, for example a Dutchie named Antonie van Leeuwenhoek invented the microscope.
Open Tuesdays - Saturdays from 11:30-17:30. Saturdays till 17:00. Gasthuismolensteeg 7, between Dam and De Negen Straatjes Entrance €4.50 WEDNESDAY 8th Just across from the SOLD OUT Frank Turner/Larry and his Flask show at Melkweg NoMeansNo, the Canadian jazz-loving post-punk trio is live and amazing at Sugar Factory. Doors at 7:30 show’s at 8:00 and Tickets are 15 euro. and as promised, here’s that awesome drummer video.
Starting Wednesday the 8th of May and running to the 12th is the Europe Now Theatre Festival. This is a play series with productions coming from Amsterdam, Stockholm, London and Istanbul. The shows are at two locations: Theature Bellvue and Podium Mozaiek, which is a great space. There’s a lot on the program, check it out here. THURSDAY 9th The Rijksmuseum is open again and you can view Rembrandt's The Night Watch in its natural setting. Wanna know the whole story of this masterpiece? Why all the feathers? Why is the dog laughing? Where did all this take place? Did all this happen for reals? Now you can actually take a physical, real life tour of the 400 year-old historical events behind the Nightwatch.
Tours are every Thursday, Friday and Saturday at 10.00 am, it takes 2 hours. You have to make a reservation, don’t just show up like a jerk Tours start, in front of the Rembrandt House, natch. Jodenbreestraat 4 PH: 06-23565764 €25,00 Also starting this Thursday the 9th: The Rolling Kitchens!
Stuff your face at this giant, three day long version of Neighborfood market. This is a Dutch version of the popular American food truck phenomenon. The idea is that people who do one or two exceptional gastronomic tricks which they then sell to you at a reasonable price. it all takes place at Westergasfabrik, which you will LOVE! FRIDAY 10th Easy Laughs...The Rumble at Crea Get ready to engage in battle! The monthly gloves-less comedy show where the Crea in-house team asks a well-known improv group from around the country to kick it with them on stage and separate the Will Ferrells from the Adam Sandlers. Audience votes decide the winning team in each game, and one team emerges as Will Ferrell while the other has to live with being Adam Sandler.
9:00 pm Crea Muziekzaal Students € 4 others € 10 Reservations: [email protected] Joe Cocker is playing at the Heineken Music Hall tonight. There are still tickets available. They cost 49 euros plus.... It starts at 8pm. Joe Cocker is not John Belushi....sorry. €49 plus service costs
SATURDAY 11th
A couple weeks ago was national Record Store Day, OT 301 was like, nah, we’ll do our own. Go there and buy some records or better yet, trade another person and don’t use money at all.
Long Players Music Market at OT301
301 Overtoom
Starts: 11:00 am Entrance is a €1 donation PENNYWISE is coming back to Melkweg and it’s gonna be amaze-balls, This is the 25th anniversary of the band which means I am really, really old.
Also on the show is Old Man Markley who are one of those old timey bands that are so popular these days. Also playing is Nations Afire who sound like Nickleback playing Fall Out Boy songs, which is the musical equivalent of eating handfuls of sugar with the occasional bit of broken glass. €22.50 Doors at 7:30 show at 8:00 SUNDAY 12th Finally, OT301 is showing Michael Cimino’s epic western Heaven's Gate tonight at 7:30.
Cimino had scored big time with Deer Hunter and was given carte blanche by the studios to make his masterpiece so he not only bit the hand that fed him, he ate the arm and was making his way to the throat when Heaven's Gate was finally released and declared unwatchable. You should know there are those who consider it to be an uncompromising and visionary classic. 301 Overtoom Doors open: 19:30 Starts: 20:00 hrs Entrance €4 Until next time, be excellent to each other, Nate and Jonathan
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What's Up Amsterdam 04-29-2013
This week Nate and Jonathan rap about Felix Meritis Center, Queen’s Day, Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra, Apollolaan, Van Gogh Museum, Winston Kingdom, Dave Hause and Johnny Two Bags, Mezrab at Antarctica Squat, Nerd Night at CREA, Remembrance Day, Liberation Day, Vrijland Festival, Roest, Sunday Market
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MONDAY 29 April
So amongst the many anniversaries this year, the Felix Meritis center, a cultural center, a debate hall and a World Heritage site, is celebrating its 225th anniversary in 2013. To celebrate, it’s reopening its observatory, currently the oldest in the country and one of the highest vantage points for viewing the Amsterdam canals.
High above the city, you can see the unique art installation Amsterdam of Above – Amsterdam of Below, by the artist Joseph Semah, which connects the stars with the canals and prominent buildings of the city.
It’s open daily (except on Sundays). Tickets are €7.40 buy them online here.
TUESDAY 30 April QUEEN'S DAY!!!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the very last Queen’s Day. Queen’s Day is just about everybody in the country’s favorite holiday. It’s a day off, the night before is a giant party, the whole country turns into a giant flea market and everyone wears orange, the color of the Royal House of Orange.
The Royal Family is the reason this is a really big day, because if you haven't heard it yet Tuesday the 30th of April, Queen Beatrix will abdicate at the Royal Palace on Dam Square and her son and his wife will be inaugurated as the new king and queen at De Nieuwe Kerk right next door.
To celebrate the city will be holding special events like a royal boat parade and a celebratory King’s Ball at Museumplein.
Museumplein is being designated ‘Orange Square’ for the day and screens will also be erected there showing the ceremonies. Entrance is free but there are 3,000 seats available for the evening celebrations - tickets for a seat cost 10 euros. There will be more screens at Museumplein, Dam Square, Java Island and the Oeverpark. After the inauguration, the new king and queen will set sail on a boat through the canals starting at 7:45 pm from the EYE Film Institute Netherlands. Then a parade of boats will follow them through the canals and will at 9:30 pm.
Famous Dutch DJ Armin van Buuren will be making his plinky plonky noises followed by actual music from the Royal Concertgebouw Orchestra for what promises to be a spectacular performance! Tickets cost 5 euros and are available via the Radio 538 website. For a full breakdown of all royal events clickity-clack right here
Two things that are important to note:
1. Queens Day is always busy but expect the DAM to packed beyond all human imaginings.
2. There were actual riots at the last inauguration. The country is in a different mood now, but you never know. So I urge you NOT to bring children to the Dam.
WEDNESDAY 1 MAY
It’s the return of the, oh wait, no way, you’re kidding, he didn’t just say what I think he did, did he? Sorry, I forgot what we were talking about.....RIGHT! The Van Gogh Museum is back...back again.
I’m not going to tell you why this matters and what’s inside. You know what’s inside. Only now the bathrooms are cleaner.
Also, Van Gogh would have been 160 this year which, if I’m not mistaken is the renovate your museum anniversary.
Paulus Potterstraat 7 PH: 020-5705200 [email protected]
THURSDAY 2 MAY
Again our friends at Hell Yeah booking are bringing an amazing show to town. It’s at Winston Kingdom and this time Dave Hause and Johnny Two Bags. If those names mean anything to you you’re already clicking to buy tickets, if they don’t, listen to these songs and THEN buy tickets.
Tickets are €10 and it kicks off at 8:30
The Antarctica squat in Amsterdam West opens its doors for a night of Mezrab-y goodness. We play a little, tell some stories, have a good ol' fashioned jam session. Just like when we did back in the day. The squat crew makes some damn good food, so Mom is unchained from the soup counter and free to sing all night.
Doors open at 19.00, music/stories start at 20.00. Antarctica, Amundsenweg 1, Amsterdam West. Entrance: Donation
Not in the Wilhelmina Pakhuis, don't go to the wrong place!
FRIDAY 3 MAY
It’s Nerd Night at CREA. It’s like a live episode of Stuff You Should Know. This time Federico Felici unravels the future of energy with a discussion explaining nuclear fusion and then Gijs Mulders takes us on a headbanging journey through heavy metal music with music by a group called Spread it Like Butter. Clearly, this is going to be awesome.
It’s €5 it all goes down at CREA Muziekzaal at 8 PM.
SATURDAY 4 MAY
Here’s how Rememberance Day Works;
The crowd gathers at Dam Square, there’s a ceremony, then two minutes of silence nationally,a forlorn trumpet blows and the King lays a wreath at the national monument.
For even more information click here.
SUNDAY 5 MAY
It’s Liberation Day and there are 10 festivals in the city today. We dig the Vrijland Festival at Roest. They write, “At our beautiful, industrial terrain, we will celebrate our freedom under the spring’s sun, on the water, surrounded by unexpected amusement and international heros of music.” 11:00am until 11:00pm, so you can ride it till the wheels fall off.
There are two prices, but I don’t know why...
Vrije Vogel (free bird) € 17,00 and Paradijsvogel € 20,00 visit the Roest website here
Also, the Sunday Market is going down in Westerpark, If you like funky, weird stuff made with love, being sold BY the people that made it go do that. It’s free to get in and after that whatever you spend is up to you.
Until next week, be excellent to each other,
Nate and Jonathan
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