Name: Der Nachtkriecher/The Nightcrawler/Kurt Wagner (occasionally Kurt Xavier or Kurt Szardos, depending)
Nickname(s): Elf, Fuzzy, Kurtie, Crawler, Nightie, Cap'n, Blueberry, Baby Blue, Schatzi, etc etc etc etc. If you call him anything in a sweet tone of voice, or even if you sound mildly annoyed, it will join the roster. Elf is probably the most common.
Relationship Status: Open to the possibility.
Gender: Cis??? Male. Kurt presents as masculine, though whether or not he's actually cisgender or just close enough to it that he passes, who knows. Kurt doesn't and also probably doesn't care, either.
Romantic Orientation: Enthusiastically, bombastically bisexual with a slight preference for blondes of any gender.
Preferred Pet Names: Yes. (Really he'll use German and English endearments interchangeably, with Sinti Romani pet names reserved for his very close family and friends.)
Opinion on True Love: By God, what an adventure that would be! Kurt longs for such a thing in his own life, but has had to grapple with his appearance and responsibilities to the X-Men/Excalibur/etc. and has been gradually coming to terms with being alright if it doesn't happen. Besides, all the best relationships take work, right?
Opinion on Love at First Sight: Primarily the realm of stories and films, but he'd be lying if he wasn't moved by the idea. Has a sneaking suspicion that this is how things started between Scott and Jean.
How ‘Romantic’ Are They?: Imagine Gomez hitting on Morticia. Now make him blue and give him a pirate hat. Kurt is a diehard romantic who will do everything in his power to spoil his beloved rotten. He'll tumble over himself to open a door for you. He'll fight someone in the Walmart parking lot. Whatever.
Ideal Physical Traits: Please be able to bend him in half blonde?? Someone who runs warm and is at least mildly athletic.
Ideal Personality Traits: Protective, patient, and maybe a little bit possessive. He rarely feels like he fits in anywhere outside of the X-Mansion and even within it, sometimes, so it is reassuring to know just how wanted he is. Kurt would also appreciate someone who likes to have some fun and can be just as dramatic as he is-- be committed to the bit first and each other second!
Unattractive Physical Traits: Not a huge fan of lots of tattoos and piercings, which is kind of funny considering he is Completely Blue. It's the Catholic upbringing.
Unattractive Personality Traits: Callousness, unresponsiveness, and ice-cold cruelty. Also not a huge fan of someone overly pushy or commanding.
Ideal Date: Picnic on the top deck of a schooner, lit by candlelight as you share a bottle of wine and soft conversation. Or maybe a stay at home movie night and lots of popcorn?
Do They Have a Type?: Kind of a redundant question!
Average Relationship Length: He'd need to actually have a relationship, first... (we do not take his relationship with Jimaine/Amanda to be romantic here, thank you)
Preferred Non-Sexual Intimacy: Please please please please please please please--
Commitment Level: 100000% this man will die for you if you so much as smile at him. If Kurt gets involved with you, he stays involved with you, even if the relationship falls through; he'll always be there if you need him.
Opinion of Public Affection: You can quite literally just grab him and hold him. Knead him like play-doh. Hold hands. Expect his tail to be curled around whatever he can reach of you, his head on your shoulder, his hands stuffed in your pockets, etc etc. Kurt loves any and all affection.
Past Relationships?: None, really. He's been too insecure for anything to really take root.
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