Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
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Hi I’m op of the twitter post. I was referencing this tumblr post I saw ages ago. I didnt expect it to blow up.
hi I’m the guy that made that post. Yours is funnier
I love them with my whole heart
Binghe my beloved
ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means
Okay this may be out there but consider: Shen Qingqiu gets cursed (he will never catch a break) and it makes him attack everyone on sight. Not extremely violently (not enough to seriously harm anyone) but he gets very territorial/irritable and jumps at what he perceived to be the slightest provocation (like a cat). His disciples & Liu Qingge manage to lock him in his house & start looking for a cure (aka begrudgingly call for his husband).
Luo Binghe (who stepped away for like 4h to deal with something) immeadiatly rushes home. They tell him it was some weird wasp that stung him on a walk, probably some weird pollen at play and there might also be an aphrodisiac mixed in there (in his short moments of awareness he kept asking for Binghe).
(the only thing going through his head after hearing that, is: slighty aggressive Shizun + aphrodisiac = a very happy Binghe)
So he opens the door to the house in anticipation to get jumped immeadiatly, already rejoicing for a good time — only to find the main room empty. He steps into the house and looks out for a sign of Shen Qingqiu hiding anywhere. Nothing yet. He sneaks into their bedroom, skin tingling in excitement and there he finds Shen Qingqiu, already asleep.
Binghe can't help being a little disappointed. He thought Shizun would be waiting for him to come home, maybe already find him taking care of himself-
Okay, surely he'll wake up when he gets closer and then. Ming Fan said Shizun was highly vigilant, so surely he only has to step closer a little bit for Shen Qingqiu to notice his presence.
So he steps closer. And closer. And closer still.
When he's sitting on the bed he has to admit defeat and just decides to wake Shen Qingqiu up the normal way. He lays a hand on his shoulder and - finally. Shen Qingqiu rips open his eyes, pupils extremely dilated; Binghe tries to stand up, blinks, and- he's laying on the bed. Shen Qingqiu has pushed him in the corner of the bed, near the wall and is already covering him with blankets. Binghe blinks in confusion.
Shen Qingqiu tucks him in, smothering him with pillows and blankets alike, only leaving the bed to gather more of them from the other rooms. Binghe doesn't understand, did the others somehow get it wrong? Where they lying to him?
But Shen Qingqiu isn't responding to his questions and doesn't even seem to really hear him. He's frowning while he keeps adjusting the fabrics, face twisting in anger whenever Binge tries to wiggle out of this blanket cocoon.
Luo Binghe is definitely not pouting. He's not jealous of the others, he's not. He didn't want to be chased around the house anyway. Some scratches and bruises from Shizun would mean nothing to him. Why did Liu Qingge get to fight Shizun but not Binghe?!
Binghe keeps whining at Shen Qingqiu to let him out and at least cuddle him properly but he just keeps sitting at his side and staring at him. Binghe isn't sure if he's even blinking. After a few more tries he gives up, Shizun doesn't seem to be affected by any aphrodisiac and besides, having his attention and care is exhilarating in it's own way.
(later, after he's gotten over not being roughed up by Shen Qingqiu, he'll preen about how he was the only one allowed to come near, how Shen Qingqiu chased everyone off but decided he, Luo Binghe, needed to be kept close and safe)
in which shang qinghua gets a text
pages 3-7 / ???
READ FROM START
Shen Jiu's older sister was sold to an old man looking for another wife. Old man dies of old age, and the family does not want to take care of this random woman, so she's cast out with nothing.
She gets a job as a washerwoman. She sees a little boy on the streets and doesn't want the slavers to get him. As he grows up, Luo Binghe sometimes reminds her of her little brother.
"have you heard the treachings of the New Testament?"
Make a mans whole retirement here why don't you
I have, like .... seventeen uses for this. Where do I get one?
Didn't even know this post was moving till it hit my dash again, I put it in the replies too but it is called a "chompsaw" and it's by Chompshop
They've got all kinds of patterns and such on their site for different creative projects, it does appear to be limited to cutting cardboard so if you want to do wood you will need something beefier.
extremely important PSA, unless I am the last person on the internet to hear about this which is also plausible: THE ENTIRETY OF YURI ON ICE IS UP FOR FREE WATCHING THIS MONTH FOR THE 10TH ANNIVERSARY OF ITS RELEASE
I'm ready to have my heart exploded with gay skating feelings all over again. come join me.
LBH, towards SJ: So when are you going to leave?
SJ, after eating LBH’s meals: *silently pushes a pastry towards LBH*
LBH: FINE YOU CAN STAY ANOTHER DAY
SY: …. You’ve been saying this every day tho?
It would be hilarious if Bingqiu is married but SY’s twin, SJ, still lives in the bamboo house with them and LBH just treats him like a stray pet cat lmaooo
I’m beginning to realize that I’m obsessed with drawing Luo Binghe…
every now n then i think about how native americans as human beings just dont exist in like 99% of mainstream media. in movies or tv shows or books or video games or you know even in porn like we just arent people. when theres a native character theyre like a wild west indian. like truly to ppl we all died back in the 1900s.
even in things like surveys we are often forgotten about entirely, made out to be so small we’re not important enough/statistically significant enough to bother polling or we’re relegated as literal ‘other’s
*getting too in the weeds of the worldbuilding of a horny tumblr post* Okay I get that you're saying princess, but honestly the dynamic you're describing here seems more like you want to be a duchess or even a lower noble
You wanna be the villainess in an otome anime
This has nothing to do with historical accuracy by the way. It's about the genre conventions and the internal logic of the scenario. If you wanna be a princess getting kidnapped by a dragon or running of to faerie, go for it. If you wanna be a prize locked away in a tower, or an aspiring despot, be a princess.
If you want to have an intense homoerotic rivalry with another girl you met at magical boarding school, you're the daughter of a marquis at best.
I just spent a few minutes looking at the maps of where flock cameras are in my area, and when I found a restaurant or store I know with one nearby, I wrote their corporate site to let them know I’d not be going there again until the cameras were gone.
It didn’t take long but it felt like some tiny bit of good to do. Pit the corporations against this shit, they have far more power than I ever will. Just a thing for spare time if you feel the need to DO something but can’t find a way. Worked for me at least.
If you do- Be polite, send nothing that police could call a threat, and maybe remind them that Flock has been caught using these to spy on children and such. Why would anyone take their family to a big corporate owned restaurant when that’s happening? Things like that.
Be safe and stay sane.
Not a joke, not unreality, and likely not an original idea but if anyone needs a way to pass a couple minutes it feels good. Fuck this bullshit to hell.
A former programmer spoke up during a city council meeting in a small town in Ohio, making a well-articulated argument against data centers.