Wuyaxian

he/him PFP credit to lunedragonfly on deviantart

[mariakono]

Master Chief is to the Among Us Crewmates what big felines are to domestic cats

[wordfather]

[dogpuppy]

[hustlerose]

spent all morning looking for the pic where someone is doing an absurdly bad job at the forced perspective "i'm holding the setting sun in my hand" shot. and the caption is smth like "a new day begins.... but why?"

like this

[somekindamutt]

I have this ?

[hustlerose]

THIS IS IT!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!

[dogpuppy]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[filthburger]

[filthburger]

my name isn't even david

[oneheadtoanother]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[adderall-juice]

me when they call my name at mcdonals (i am approaching the counter)

[blogspede]

here you go sir

[adderall-juice]

thank you

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

"i love being outside at night, it's so peaceful"

me, outside at night, the moment our headphones die

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

did anyone hear that

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i think there's something out here

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

i'm scared. is anyone there?

[unyieldingsilence]

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[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

help

[evilfuckignskeleton]

[seldomletfromthishellishassault]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[charmwasjess]

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

[baddywronglegs]

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

[segamascott]

[only-cat-memes]

[dogpuppy]

[tall]

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry