inactive c. 2017 V:B

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[aestheticacadema]

“Lie to me” she whispered.

“I love you” he said.

[kivaliszn]

“Yall are weird” I said.

[softoncommunism]

“hey guys” sasuke said.

[dragongirltitties]

i kick down the door “It’s me Goku”

[pocketyato]

[wwhytho]

@singinglesbians

[bidoof]

did banksy get killed while taking down dismaland or something, haven’t heard anything about that guy for like a year now

i mean this year is like the ultimate year for hamfisted political commentary, you’d think he’d be all over the place

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

bicks out for danksy

[paper-mario-wiki]

Actually he just became a parody of himself on twitter, where he posts “deep” political cartoons.

[everyteenager4free]

[dawnvolta]

[brown-nena]

You can tell he’s going “ohhHhhhhHHH!” 😩😭 this is so cute lmao

[iverbz]

this is one of most wholesome me posts ive ever seen

[yugirimistwalker]

roses are red

violets are blue

you can tell a lot by a womans hands, for instance, she has hooves? horse. 

[wwhytho]

um???? what about donkeys? don’t be racist

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

[weirdnessisgood]

[volcainist]

This is very important

[yiffmaster]

question

what the fuck is leo the lion and why can’t i find anything about it on youtube

[yiffmaster]

[yiffmaster]

the subtitles are just a part of the movie and they’re always different from the spoken dialogue

[yiffmaster]

there isn’t even any spoken line here they just wrote this in

[nmzuka]

the subtitles arent even the weirdest part tho?? like

I dont have enough screencaps to really show how crazy this movie is but yeah

seriously if you have Netflix watch it

[kittensinsocks24]

Other notable points:

There’s basically no background???

At one point there’s a really loud unexplained midi horn noise and I don’t know why

The narrator seems really out of place like he talks 24/7 in scenes that clearly should have quiet??

They are NOT lying the subtitles are like a completely different script, including paraphrasing and name changes, almost all of which matches up better with the lips than the current audio

Some background monkeys have rasta hats on… it is neither addressed nor explained

The proportions are so weird… it makes me feel unclean all the lions are so unbalanced and sharp and lanky

vaguely sexual elephant cuddling

“that night was filled with…(sultry voice shift) such promise”

elephant wife calls elephant husband daddy

villain elephant is accompanied by radical public-domain guitar tunes

newborn babies can speak full sentences

One motherfucker doing the extra voice in the jungle fire scene is so disinterested in comparison to the rest, i feel his pain, he is me

Antelope suggests they will be safe in The Heart Of The Jungle ™ when the jungle is completely on fire

There’s a song at one point did I mention that

The antelope has dentures, no this is never explained either

I swear to god the voice of the elephant twins is so familiar who is it

ITS FUCKKKI N G DEBI DERRYBERRY

IM ONLY 40 MINUTES IN WH Y IS THER MROE

ITS FROM 2013 AND YET I CAN FIND NEXT TO NOTHING ON IT LIKE ANYWHERE???

[ishvala-ishbala-deactivated2021]

Wtf

[grubslife]

OKAY 

I’D LIKE TO ELABORATE FURTHER ON THIS MOVIE AS I HAVE JUST WATCHED IT I”M LITERALLY CRYING ABOUT IT

I can’t believe what I’ve seen

Leo ends up adopting five children???

Two of them are the queen elephants children who he WITNESSED given BIRTH

They FOLLOW him AWAY from their mother

And he just takes them to the heart of the jungle or as the subtitles called it the Lake of Milk where orphaned children would be taken care of

He LEAVES a baby monkey and baby cheetah to be taken care of by a chameleon

I sense subtext from the baby monkey and cheetah??? I don’t???

The Antelope who suggested they go here in the first place falls in LOVE with the CHAMELEON

And that’s not the worst part

In the midst of all this happening, after the unexplained forest fire Maximus Ele Phante the white elephant (or Zanco as the subtitles said) goes to look for the elephant children

He finds them by tracking five feet of foot prints and just sheer nonsense follows

Maximus “kills” the Antelope (Kobo/Ope) and there’s this lame-ass montage of all the scenes he was in until now

He says some parting words to Leo that are like “We had such great adventures together” and shit like that but the SUBTITLES said “You were a great father and you’d make a great HUSBAND” and I was like wtf cause for a second I was convinced that Ope and Leo were engaged

and then the fuxking chameleon’s like “Nah, this ain’t gonna work” and her head turns into the antelopes head and he comes back to life???? I have no clue what happened

But he YELLS ANGRILY at Leo to go get his damn kids and at this point I’m just rubbing my face

He interrupts the Queen Elephants wedding to Maximus and tells everyone that the white elephant murdered the original king and can’t marry the queen because (as the subtitles so nicely put it) he’s a murderer

Then Leo wins in a 12hr chase around the jungle until Maximus gets tired and the Outsiders (humans) capture him

Absolutely no one helps him or thinks better of this like?? I mean I guess he murdered someone but still this is a kids movie

In the end you find out the narrator wasn’t actually the antelope is was old Leo telling this story to his mutant ELEPHANT-LION CHILDREN

I’M NOT JOKING LOOK

Not only is there one song but several

At the end of the movie there’s a goddamn random-ass song about Leo the Lion being a vegetarian and it’s the most annoying, trippy, bullshit I’ve ever seen in a kids movie

He talks about eating hot-fudge sundaes  like a lion has ever heard of that

The moon is a banana

Leo mentions he wearing deODOrant

The credits aren’t capitalized what-so-ever??

THE ZEBRA’S NIPPLES

[ferretfyre]

I actually watched this. It’s literally the worst thing created by humans as a species

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

the scariest thing about the purge if it was real would he the #discourse

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

friendly reminder that just because you killed someone during the purge it doesn’t mean you’re a murder uwu #antipurgeshamming

[verawhisk]

I love those otps that are like

person A: can play 12 different instruments, got accepted into Harvard, is organized

person B: once ate 15 cold hot pockets in a row, tripped over their shoelaces, claims they can fight 2000 bees

[gothicprep]

[mtwtfsstwogsdnpw-deactivated202]

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

Can someone edit this to say “The Soup Store”?

[rock10zxa]

gotcha. 

[unadulteratedpiratepizza]

PERFECT