[systlin]

my brother found this on reddit, and I thought of you

[systlin]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD TEA CAME UP MY NOSE

[breadbench]

me whispering to my cat and pointing at a bug in my room: eat it

[houndofhecate]

also me lifting my cat up toward the ceiling so he can reach a bug: get it

[effington]

[lifeis4chumps-blog]

no why

[lord-kitschener]

help her

[memewhore]

[northernwinedregs]

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

[sleepymander]

desr tumblr, why the fuck won’t you let me reblog this

[marvel-blog2]

so the only two white actors in black panther are martin freeman, who played bilbo baggins, and andy serkis, who played gollum.

so I guess that means…they’re the Tolkien white guys.

[everywitchway-deactivated201905]

I literally screamed

[yarrayora-deactivated20230104]

remember fic writers everywhere, self-insert is self-indulgent and it’s for your entertainment. if someone gives you shit about it points them to cirque du freak by darren shan whose main character is a boy named darren shan who ends up writing a book about darren shan

[wwoldblog]

New Kingdom Hearts fans: "What's the deal with Xion?" Kingdom Hearts experts: "Who?"

[screenshotsofdespair]

[shirogane-remaking]

[beyonceisstraight]

[sagihairius]

*gets down on one knee* *gets down on other knee* *lays down on ground* *doesn’t get up ever*

[bisexualgambit]

1am: that pasta feeling

3am: Big Thorst™

4am: the sads

5am: God sold me weed behind an Aspen Dental

[keelayjams]

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

[thetiniestufo]

life is fragile and beautiful

[3blush]

[the-memedaddy]

[matsstrandbergauthor-deactivate]

PREACH!

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

the donald trump animatronic at disneyland’s hall of presidents looks like they made an animatronic for hillary, went “oh fuck” and stretched a hastily-made donald trump skin over hillary’s facial structure