The Wyrd Archivist

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[wyrdarchives]

Quitting the archive to become a leech in a jar.

[long-beak-bird-boi]

I could use another

[wyrdarchives]

And people say finding a job in 2020 is hard

[the-fbi-agent-in-your-phone]

Now that halloween is over the crows and ravens should not be bothering any one. If they are however, please contact your FBI Agent by screaming into your searchbar for 3 minutes and 23 second and then typing in your issue. It will be resolved shortly.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

breaking news: prince philip, the dad from the royal family, is a nasty little thottie. and he just died from making it clap on instagram

[crypticdatesuggestions]

Hello friends. I have lost employment from suddenly being broken up with , not that the relationship was a job but I only had employment because we lived next to the family that hired me as a nanny . So now that I was asked to move out with no notice , I lost my position because I can no longer live close to them . It is embarrassing to admit when I have no funds , but I could really use a hand if anyone is open to donating to this pitiful little heartbroken struggling void creature, I have a PayPal.me/eliot96 - Venmo @eliot-oclair - cashapp $eliotaddams - If you want to help me out I would be thrilled and great full and owe you one forever, I can trade blog promos or chat time or anything you can think of you would like. Thank you for reading this and following me all this time . I hope we all can feel better soon. PLEASE Take care of yourself first, always.

Love you

-Ama

[starstuffsuggestions]

The change will be unmerciful, but you can always be.

[wyrdarchives]

Absolutely foaming at the mouth over unsaid things. Communication that never happened. Secret conversations with the ghosts of other people we hold on our minds.

[fractalsuggestions]

you don't notice you're bleeding. you don't notice you're breathing. your eyes are too bright to see. beneath the skin you convulse with the current, every second, every tick, yet stay so still where you stand.

[the-localcryptid]

you know that silhouette you sometimes see in the corner of your eye? that's me

[foraoiseaerach]

human life is short. write that novel. paint that painting. try that recipe. hang out with friends. get lost in the woods. fall for fae trickster's mischief. there's no going back now. be with them forever. knit that sweater. take that vacation.

[wyrdarchives]

no bro, WE'RE mentally ill -fractal

Listen, listen, listen. What if? I was to just discard all concepts of self and identity? Would we all be cool with that?

[fractalsuggestions]

scraping out against the underside of your skin, the bones of your empty ribcage. nothing forcing itself in and out of something that doesn't exist

[deepforest-whispers]

You hear the wind whispering your name, the trees revealing old secrets, the creek giggling and bubbling with joy. A walk for you has become a coversation~

[wyrdarchives]

Not to brag but I have 5 humors.

[crosshollowtruth-deactivated202]

I work at a gas station and right across the street is a massive quaking aspen stand. On night shifts, when all the orange street lights turn on, it’s like a hundred red eyes are staring at you. It’s unsettling as hell.

[fractalsuggestions]

Red light dripping from your eyes, carving neon tear tracks down your face. The pain and the excision; a recursive rinse-and-repeat.

What isn't real can't hurt you. What if you aren't?

[plaguedoctormemes]

What do you think would be a. cool adjacent rival figure to a plague doctor?? The dog to its cat? The vampire to its werewolf? Asking for reasons

[grosslyhumanoid]

VERY TIRED