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safe space for those who love the sparrow&umbrella academy!!

[x-eliph]

AHHHH

so, i recently just got my FIRST CAR!! literally so exciting, im so fucking thankful, oh em gee.

well, you best believe the first thing i had to get were TUA keychains, obvi!! who would i be if i DIDNT do so?! 💁‍♀️💆‍♀️

and peep my lil starry night lanyard and seatbelt cover pads, i thought they were soo cutesy and they match the color of my car!! HEHE, it’s blue if you couldn’t tell 🤗

[sarascamander]

Lila: This is the Dead Sea.

Five: I know.

Lila: It's the saltiest place on Earth, second only to your bitch ass.

[x-eliph]

hey guyyyssss

just woke up like an hour ago and i, for some reason, can only remember the smallest bit of my dream that i had.

sparrow ben fucking DISSING me, being an absolute HATER cuz my nail. polish. was. chipping.

like ok dayum ms. diva, my fucking bad?! holy hell-

he truly is an asshole, i take back my last post about feeling bad for him 😒😒

[x-eliph]

y’all, i genuinely feel bad for sparrow ben.

like yes, he IS ben, BUT A DIFFERENT BEN WHO GREW UP WITH A DIFFERENT LIFEEEE😞

everything he knew was literally ripped away from him as quickly as you could fucking BLINK. his whole family? gone. his previous life? gone. if he goes insane in season 4, honestly, as he fucking should bro i would too 😭

i think about this far too much. it’s so overlooked too, sure, the whole UMBRELLA academy is back together but this ben ISNT AN UMBRELLAAAA, literally everything was taken from him omg i am going to sob over this

[nar1vd]

Klaus: “You dont understand the intricacies of the skibidi toilet rizz, tiny dancer”

Five: “Can you SHUT THE FUCK UP”

[loosethreadsofyoursoul]

sometimes i start thinking five is the mentally stable sibling and then he goes and does something like have a coherent conversation with delores or commit a mass murder.

[c0ffeeb1ack]

truly iconic family photo tbh

[smokedouthorror]

Ok ok- I know Fives mature and all but alsooooo he would gossip

If shit goes down, he knows, and if you're close to him he WILL tell you over coffee the next morning (or night wtv)

He'd be all casual too like

"Well that's not what I heard.." and then proceed to give you the full details

i don't make the rules 🤷‍♂️

[fiercene0n]

tw: blood

[seasononeklaus]

luther pouring reginald’s ashes into a small pile on the ground in the rain will simply never stop being funny to me. i’m sorry that’s just peak comedy. i got actual tears in my eyes

[anglophile-rin]

If it pleases the court (TUA fandom), I would like to present evidence in the case of: Luther becomes a stripper in season four.

Exhibit A was innocuous in and of itself. Filming was locked down tight, as we are all painfully aware (God, please Steve, a crumb, we're starving), but I did have a few nights of fevered stalking and came across this casting call:

Okay, cool. Could be anything. Interesting, but nothing telling.

Then came the Exhibit B: the promo photos! And, of course, their accompanying emojis:

We all seemed to agree that these emojis were season tidbits. Luther season one: The moon, baby. Season two: bare knuckle brawling under the name King Kong. Season three: married. Season four:....uh? Disco era?

No, no, my dearest of friends. I suggest that dancing is less Boogie Nights and much more Thunder Down Under.

Finally, Exhibit C: the teaser trailer, really solidified it for me.

First, we have the spacesuit, which is likely supposed to make us think he's literally going back into space. But behold! That helmet has no actual glass:

Not ideal in the unforgiving vacuum of space.

Seeing this, I was sure Luther was gracing us with at least one tearaway this season. My only hope was that they would call him Space Boy.

And lo and behold:

God bless us, every one.

So, there you have it. I submit to the court that Number One "Luther" Hargreeves has fully and joyfully embraced his new bod. And for a $20 lap dance, so can you.

Bonus! The himbo twins look like they're going undercover together and Diego ends up shirtless, wearing only cuffs:

Which, of course, brings to mind Exhibit A: casting call for a Chippendale-type. Kinda like:

Diego: I don't have a suit.

Luther: I gotchu.

[x-eliph]

i hate that my friend may have had a point when she texted me this exact theory

[thehandl3r]

Every character in The Umbrella Academy:

[x-eliph]

guys i have been living in a constant state of fear for when season 4 drops

i don’t know how i will go on with life if i don’t find out how ben fucking died like if they leave us hanging on that? AND I NEVER EVER FIND OUT? oh. i’m going bat-shit insane! <3

[x-eliph]

yknow, rewatching TUA for the 6/7th time and what not, even after that many watches, knowing what’s going to happen, when it’s going to happen, and so on. you get it, im used to it! EXCEPT-

s1, diego shutting off grace?

oh i am hysterically sobbing each and every time, especially since i KNOW it’s coming so then i try and prepare myself? never works, always ends with tears

[x-eliph]

my besties theory:

her reasoning? his astronaut suit looked too SHINY.

plot twist, imagine she’s right 😨

[x-eliph]

i know diego’s has been talked about but i went thru these again earlier and noticed fives umbrella, from what i’ve seen, i haven’t really seen anyone talking about soooo-

am i insane for thinking that it being in a different hand means something?

have the theories just fully consumed my brain at this point and i’m just going cray-cray?

[x-eliph]

besties, i lowkey highkey wanna make a group chat SOMEWHERE, like idk what app but that can be figured out LOL

i wanna make a group of lil brelly besties, i NEED people to talk to about this damn show cuz my irl’s are getting tired of me 😭

but like, if this is something that you’re lowkey highkey interested in, reply or whateva PLEASE!!! i’m desperate 😞