[ankaa-avarshina]

…I forgot that she was there.

[guerrillatech]

[terror-billie]

"the pandemic is over when it comes to labor but ongoing when it comes to leisure"

yes exactly thank you

[everythingfox]

“Medical professional having to deal with an unruly patient trying to take off their mask”

(via)

[thebootydiaries]

employer: so what would you say is your biggest weakness?

me: probably just like who I am as a person

[ovur]

I wish ebenezer scrooge was a girl so I could defend his actions

[thebootydiaries]

please don’t have intellectual debates in my replies this account is for idiots only

[swolizard]

I’d pay top dollar to watch this for an hour

[blkbutterfly816]

Why isn’t any form of martial arts in the Olympics

[badbootyshakinpickanosis]

This is the most badass thing I’ve seen all year

[candiikismet]

This don’t even make no sense! Damn

[drinkpisspissblood]

Not to be boring and ruin the fun but there’s like 5 different types of martial arts in the olympics………

[hijerking]

NO THANK U FACEBOOK!!!

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

we could shorten “big mood” to “bmood” but you all are not ready 

[batbitequeen-deactivated2018021]

bood

[3840293843293-deactivated202211]

oh fuck. it was i who was not ready

[just-shower-thoughts]

Even though they have no correlation whatsoever 7x7=49 and Thursday feel the exact same.

[totallyjazzed]

[ottosgotaetherealglock]

No, I understand. It makes sense.

[disabledfag]

They absolutely have the same vibes

[toastbutteregg]

[puncivilian]

Humans be like hehee vapour

[sighinastorm]

BLAAAAAAH i am a SCARY DRAGON BLAAAAAAHHH

[d0nn0]

Baby: f-f-f

Dad: honey he is about to say his first word

Baby: f…f..F…FR E SH A VOCA DO

[animalcrossingmemes]

[juliawiinchester-deactivated201]

I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[mjwalker-writing]

hey, writers. reblog this with your opinions on:

(using parentheses)

using em-dashes—more or less liberally

using italics

DIALOGUE IN ALL CAPS TO IMPLY YELLING

the semicolon; or, how to properly use it

capitalizing Important words

using. repetitive. punctuation. for. emphasis.

[flutterpoop]

just a heads up lads,