bostongirl

baby I’m all yours if you earn it

[lexiswitch]

Reasons you should let me come

I’ll sound really cute when I’m moaning your name

I’ll be more sensitive and easier to torture afterwards

I’ll show you exactly how grateful I am

I’ll promise you anything in exchange for permission

I’ll look really even more pathetic when my knees give out and I’m collapsed in front of you

You can tell me what a dirty slut I am for liking this so much

I’ll say anything you want to convince you to let me

[secretsandtrouble-deactivated20]

Reasons You Should NOT Let me Cum

I’ll be constantly wet so you can slide your cock into me at any moment you’d like

I’ll be crazy needy for you giving you all the attention you desire and stroking your ego

I’ll be so desperate and eager to please I’ll do any dirty thing you ask of me

My brain will become mush and all I’ll be able to think about is pleasing you and the burning desire between my legs

I’ll look really cute begging you to touch me or let me cum

[bubbl3gum-n1nja]

I really like the second half of this post

[magical-mystical-mighty-deactiv]

I mean… Both are valid arguments…

BUT… The second option sounds sooo much better

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[the-last-snow-elf]

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

[takineko]

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

[supercalifragilisticosteoporosis]

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

[dragonindigo245]

Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.

[hissingvirgil]

This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.

[x-yours]

I can’t believe it’s on MY FEED

[le4therfac3]

Idle Hands (1999) dir. Rodman Flender 

[bratschool]

[godlikedyke]

cockwarming is so hot. like the image of just staying inside someone while we watch a movie or something, watching and feeling them try to ignore the feeling of my filling them...then it’d only get more fun when I start to push into them and tease them just to see how much I can do before they’re unable to focus on what we were doing and just start whining for me to fuck them 💛

[prettylittledollie-deactivated2]

Thinking lately about fucking someone to sleep, just me pressed up against their back, sliding slowly into them, nice and deep, and sliding slowly out again. Over and over. All the while one of my hands is gently stroking their cheek as the other holds them tight against me. My mouth pressed to their ear as I whisper that they are safe, that all they need to do is let the gentle rythym of my thrusts and the soft lilt of my voice and the tender touch of my hand lull them into slumber, and maybe they’ll wake up with me still inside them, unable to stop myself even as they fade into blissful sleep.

[aestheticbabe98]

[kinky--babygirl-deactivated2019]

Please

[kinky--babygirl-deactivated2019]

[littlekittenlottie]

I'm a brat and here's why

A brat doesn’t want to win, they want to wrestle.

That’s why they are a brat.

They’re not looking to overpower their Dom. They’re looking to challenge them. They want to end up on their knees, they just don’t want to get there willingly.

They want to feel that dominance and be overcome by it. They want to poke and tease until enough is enough and they are on their stomach getting the spanking they richly deserve and yearn for.

A bratty submissive is still a submissive, they just have a different language of submission than some and need a Dom willing to play their game.

Remember, It’s a game they want to loose! But they’re going to make you earn that victory and always test you to see if you have what it takes to win.

I’m glad I have a brat side as well as a Kitten, little and true submissive. It makes it all the more fun!

[darkdaddydesires-deactivated201]

His tongue danced, flickers and swirls as she wraps her legs around his head….

[ctrlego]

[x-yours]

nipples

Whenever I get fucked from a dab my nipples always get so fucking sensitive

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[cheattoe]

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

[yourownpetard]

This post really was a rollercoaster.

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

for elves it was a straight line

[gardenoffish]

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

[pcklesthings]

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

[gardenoffish]

I’m 5'2

[pcklesthings]

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you

[asiaamalaysia]

‘back then, there was no need to snap anybody’

[forcewakens]

“Feminism isn’t about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It’s about changing the way the world perceives that strength.”  -G. D. Anderson