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CSP is 50% off rn it includes .abr brush compatability 3d models for references and shit go get it

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don’t tell anyone buuuuut…. 👀 you can download literally any premium/paid software you want for free from this website. Including csp and any adobe software

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It should be noted that at 50% off, Clip Studio is only a single payment of $25 USD. That’s outrageously cheap for how good of a program it is, especially compared to how much the other software that’s out there costs. I can’t recommend it enough.

#references yes plz

solitarysetsuna

Chibimoon wallpaper/lockscreen.. I went with some SuperS (Dream) themes for hers because I’ve wanted to make something with that theme for awhile.

#sailor moon #sailor chibi moon

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heres a bunch of FE3H stuff since its now occupying all of my thoughts [eats a rock]

camjamclassic

if you don’t love me at my fire emblem hyperfixation you don’t deserve me at my fire emblem hyperfixation

camjamclassic

there’s only one option because i’ve only got one speed and it’s fire emblem hyperfixation

blackandmildwithgod

The first sin. Misconception is that Eve was the first to sin when that’s not really all that true.

You see When God created everything and then Adam. He told him about the tree he said don’t eat of it.

God never told Eve.

When Eve was in the garden being tempted read that section you’ll find something interesting. Adam was right next to her and he didn’t say anything. He was using Eve as a Guinea pig.

Eve bit into the fruit nothing changed she handed it to Adam. And when he bit into it their eyes were opened.

So really the first sin was Man’s passive nature allowing something to happen he was told not to allow happen if he never ate their eyes may never have been opened but who knows.

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blackandmildwithgod

I was in a bible study we went over this part and I just sat there like “wait what?!?”

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Yup! This is so real!

evilkakyoin

someday ill change his life. ill be his weenie wife

#im never on here anymore but this called me here

kendrajk

Informative Ancient Egypt Comics: BROS

Our 1st place contest winner requested a Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep comic as their prize.

samandriel

I took a class about Ancient Egypt last semester and we had a whole lecture dedicated to talking about how gay Niankhkhnum and Khnumhotep were. Their tomb walls were decorated with scenes of them ignoring their wives in favor of embracing each other. In one scene, the couple is seated at a banquet table that is usually reserved for a husband and wife. There’s an entire motif of Khnumhotep holding lotus flowers which in ancient Egyptian tradition symbolizes femininity. Khnumhotep offers the lotus flower to Niankhkhnum, something that only wives were ever depicted as doing for their husbands. In fact, Khnumhotep is repeatedly depicted as uniquely feminine, being shown smaller and shorter than his partner Niankhkhnum and being placed in the role of a woman. Size is a big deal in Egyptian art, husbands are almost always shown as being larger and taller than their wives. So for two men of equal status to be shown in once again, a marital fashion, is pretty telling. Not to mention they were literally buried together which is the strongest bond two people could share in ancient Egypt, as it would mean sharing the journey to the afterlife together. And yet 90% of the academic text about these two talks about these clues in vague terms and analyze the great “brotherhood” they shared, and the enigma of Khnumhotep being depicted as feminine. Apparently it’s too hard for archaeologists to accept homosexuality in the ancient world, as well as the possibility of trans individuals.

aeacustero

On the last note, I was walking around the Field Museum of Natural History in Chicago and there is a mummy on exhibit. It caught my attention because the panel that was describing it was talking about how it was a woman’s body in a male coffin and wow, the Egyptian working that day really screwed that up. My summary, not actual words, sorry I can’t remember verbatim but it basically said that someone screwed up.

They claimed that the Egyptians screwed up a burial.

The Egyptians. Screwed up. A burial.

Now I’m not an expert in Ancient Egypt but from what I know, and what the exhibit was telling me, burials and the afterlife and all that jazz DEFINED the Egyptian religion and culture. They don’t just ‘screw up’. So instead of thinking outside the box for two seconds and wonder why else a genetically female body was in a male coffin, the ‘researchers’ blatantly disregard the rest of their research and decided to call it a screw up. Instead of, you know, admitting that maybe this mummy presented as male during his life and was therefore honorably buried as he was identified. But it would be too much of a stretch to admit that a transgender person could have existed back then.

(Sorry I can’t find any sources online and it’s been like 2 years but it stuck in my mind)

postmodernmulticoloredcloak

There’s a lot of bigoted historian dragging on my dash these days and it makes me happy.

sweaterkittensahoy

Once again, more proof that we queers have ALWAYS been here, and it’s a CHOSEN narrative to erase them.

queerrilla

Reblog because ancient gay power

speedygal

ALWAYS. REBLOG. THIS.

And also ancient gay power.

supercalifragilisticosteoporosis

A N C I E N T G A Y P O W E R

jayywesst

customers wanna be right soooo bad. like damn go clock in since u know so much

#ME EVERY TIME A CUSTOMER TRIES TO BE LIKE ‘well ive been coming to this store for 4853727 years’#LIKE OKAY YES YOUVE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN I HAVE #BUT SHIT CHANGES #FUCK MAN THE WAY WE STOCK THE COOLER CHANGES EVERY FEW MONTHS #CIGARETTE PRICES CHANGE EVEN MORE FREQUENTLY #SHUT UP AND BUY YOUR BEER AND CIGARETTES AND GO HOME!!!!!

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the first five emotes on your recently used emojis describe you as a person ready set go

#💖💙👌🏻🖕🏻👏🏻#entirely accurate fuck

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Yall i just got an email from tumblr saying I interacted with accounts made by the IRA …… is this even real????

The internet is wild

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Im literally imagining some government worker in russia logging onto tumblr.edu and thinking to themselves “better change my url to ‘black-galaxy-magic’ to stay young n hip and relevant with the youth of america”

kisskissfuckshitup

sooooo let’s break it down then because the fact that tumblr sent this email is mega important

if yall haven’t been living under a rock for the last year and a half, you may have heard that trump won the election. and you may have also heard that trump was helped out by russia in a ton of ways. one of those ways was by the russian troll farm, the internet research agency (IRA). there were 84 accounts on tumblr spreading anti-hillary propaganda and general discontent, mainly targeting POC and “socially aware” youth. some of those accounts were HUGELY influential, “4mysquad” being one of the top ones with tons of followers and popular posts.

a lot of them started with relatively innocent, pro-POC posts to gain a following, before moving on to anti-police, anti-hillary, and general anti-establishment to create distrust in the only major-party candidate against trump. like I said, many of the accounts were hugely influential so their posts spread FAR. all that visibility led to increased voter apathy, meaning less voter turnout and fewer people voting against trump. and tumblr was silent on this after the official indictment of the IRA, until literally just yesterday.

so to sum up, the email you and a ton of other people got is saying that you were following and sharing posts from russian pro-trump propaganda blogs. i’d ask that you PLEASE reblog this, because it’s super important that everyone who got this email knows why they got it, knows what it means, and hopefully knows what they might be able to do better in the future

candycorn-dreams

Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan

arr-jim-lad

jessie from pokemon is such an upsetting character bc her life has been a failure since the very beginning

she is a broken person

unlike for james, who could quit at any time and return to a comfortable life, for jessie, team rocket is everything she has.

she lived in poverty, with a mother who was a criminal, and they were so poor they ate snow

her mother disappeared, looking for mew. there was never a mention of jessie having a father

she wanted to be an actress, and decided to take that route instead of going with a boy she loved, but she ended up losing both as her audition didn’t go through

she wanted to be a nurse, but failed

and now she keeps failing trying to catch that god damned pikachu

as much as i like dawn i almost want jessie to win all the ribbons because she fucking deserves to be happy and she deserves those victories and she deserves a friend like james

*wipes a tear* u go girl

musashi

this post is good except for one tiny detail, and that’s that james cannot just “quit at any time and return to a comfortable life”

james’ family has riches and luxury, yes, but his parents are neglectful & uncaring and have engaged him to an abuser. they refuse to let him live in the lap of luxury unless he marries her and spends his whole life miserable.

everything about jessie and james is, from where i’m standing, intended to be opposite. james is a soft-spoken boy from a family that knows wealth but not love. jessie is a headstrong and outspoken girl from a family that knows love but is dirt poor.

the thing they have in common is that neither of them found happiness until they found each other (and meowth, of course) i know this post is about jessie, and trust me–she fucking deserves it–but you can praise her like the queen she is without making it sound like her partner has it easy. neither of them could live the lives that were handed to them with a smile on their face, and they’re both amazingly strong people for continuing to work hard every day, even if it is as antagonists.

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I cant believe there is finally an analysis on team rocket im so proud

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You can be bisexual and prefer women.

You can be bisexual and prefer men.

You can be bisexual and agender, genderfluid, and any other non-binary identity.

You can be bisexual and prefer partners with nb identities like yours.

You can be bisexual and unsure of what your gender is.

You can be bisexual and feel attraction to some genders like this and others like that.

You can be bisexual and feel no difference at all.

You can be bisexual and have no preference at all.

You can be bisexual and polyamorous, or bi and monogomous.

You can be bisexual and love sex, or want nothing to do with sex.

You can be bisexual and single. You can have never dated anyone.

You can be bisexual and young, or bisexual and old.

You can realize you’re bisexual at any age, with any partner.

Bisexual can look like anyone, bisexuality can be anyone’s life. You’re allowed to be bi, you’re allowed to be yourself.

foodffs

An extremely cool feature of depression is an overwhelming indifference to the concept of staying alive. Eating is a prerequisite for life, so it makes perverse sense that, for many people, it’s among the first victims of a depressive episode.

kaijutegu

“Regardless of your mental health status, consider this: no diet can fix broken neurotransmitters, and this is not the place to insist otherwise. The United States government doesn’t see healthcare as an inalienable human right, so it’s understandable that Americans assign health-giving properties to food that border on the mystical—but the cruel reality is that the foods considered most “healthy” and “sustainable” (terms that are code for “morally correct”) are only accessible to the people most likely to already have healthcare. Going vegan or paleo or doing a Whole30 is about as likely as “positive energy” to cure mental illness—which is to say, not at all—and criticizing other people’s food choices in the guise of concern for their health is a big-time dick move. Be kind; most of us are just trying to make it through another day.“

lemonsharks

Note to self write out your own low spoons food menu

xivlegacy

Composer: Nobuo Uematsu Arranger: Tsutomu Narita

Originally, this track was used for Behests in 1.0. You can now enjoy it while fighting Notorious Monsters in Eureka.

#chris #u might enjoy this #w ur fckin ff mmo

oswednesday

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

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If you’re lactose intolerant you can eat nuts and if you’re allergic to oranges, most other fruits have vitamin c. If fruits aren’t an option, there’s also vitamin c supplements.