[equalistmako]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

[damianmcgintleman]

he stole christmas, kayla! stop with your #notallgrinches propaganda!

[equalistmako]

you know what if someone told me i was a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce i’d probably be bitter enough to steal christmas too 

[prokopetz]

Interestingly, though The Grinch Who Stole Christmas is narrated by Boris Karloff, the big musical number is sung by the late Thurl Ravenscroft - an American voice actor better known as the voice of Tony the Tiger.

My headcanon is that the Grinch and Tony the Tiger had a bad breakup, and “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch” is the resulting breakup song.

[snickerslizard]

Did this really HAVE to be the first thing I see when I opened up Tumblr?

[prokopetz]

Yes.

[iguanamouth]

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god theres art

[tediousfeline]

@altadude you know what must be done.

[altadude-deactivated20190418]

[lesbopsappho]

ive been avoiding reblogging this honestly but just. What the fuck. What the fuck tumblr

[magickspills]

I apologize to all my followers for this

[watfordwallflower]

if i had to read this you do too

[quinintheclouds]

I have a hate-hate relationship with this

[theepitomeofamess]

………

[anony-phangirl]

Good grief… I’m sorry, but I can’t not reblog this…

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Tis the season bitches

[theresneverenoughfandoms]

DAMN IT WHY WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK YOU HEATHEN

[logan-exe]

Why is this on my dash?

[princeanxious]

…..I’m.. Bothered? by the fact that I’m not bothered by this.

[randomslasher]

You’re not bothered?? I’m not only not bothered, I’m freaking invested. I’m having actual empathetic sadness for The Grinch. I want them to go into couple’s counseling. I want the “ten years later” when Tony visits Whoville on business and meets the reformed Grinch whose heart has grown 3 times its usual size. I want them to reminisce over a shared dinner of roast beast and wine, then spend a drunken night together, then realize that maybe things are different and people really do change. I want a 3-act story where there’s a long dark night of soul searching and the realization that maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance. 

[chooseyourmusehasmoved]

“maybe we’ve all got a little bit of bad banana with greasy black peel inside us, but that doesn’t mean we can’t make a damned fine banana bread if someone will give us a chance” is an incredibly profound quote and I did NOT expect to get it from a Grinch x Tony the Tiger post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so i’ve decided to make this happen actually

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

CHAPTER 2 IS OUT

[kaillou66]

This is actually an amazing fic, I highly recommend :3

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh yeah, everyone’s actually super angry at how well-written it is

and my personal favorite: “I wish you all the best, but I do hope you one day suffer for your sins”

[luntfontanne]

Um, It Makes Total Sense We’re All Into Sea Shanties Now

[madamformicidae]

[vetyr]

Fireflight

Another drawthisinyourstyle! @neimykanani‘s character :) Planning to post the process on IG (@vetyyr) (boy do I love shilling that account)

[4000screamingbirbs]

I have never seen something so fucking funny or relatable from Hozier

[dankmemeuniversity]

[cyanide-chicken]

stranger to blue water ~ print | commissions

[avasdemon]

UPDATE || Thursday July 18th || 2019

Current readers, click *here* for the update!

* NEW READERS|| PATREON ||TWITTER ||STORE|| INSTAGRAM ||*

You can track #avasdemonupdate for all the updates!

This is my last update before going on hiatus until I come back with an update on September 5th, 2019.

I’m taking a break to create a new series of smaller books of the entire comic (with more panels inside each of them), and also to make art for myself. To see any progress I make you can subscribe to the patreon or follow me on twitter, until then I hope you all have a wonderful summer~

[unplaces]

749 North 15th, Baton Rouge.

[ikimaru]

wanted to draw something colorful for the summer! ❤️ 💙

[botanyshitposts]

I get scared when people from Iowa talk about corn like I have crocs and gators taking over my town but damn you make it sound like corn is going to murder my family for fun

this is true but i cant articulate how your perception of corn in particular changes when you start spending real time in a corn field. like ive talked about this before on here, but i had a job a few years back working in experimental corn fields as manual labor, and despite having been born and raised here I realized that, in iowa at least, much of the corn you encounter is over your head when fully grown, and it….kind of forms a weird liminal space very different from what it looks like on the surface.

like, we were regularly going out in 80 and 90 degree heat in full body protective gear, but when youre in there its actually cooler by a couple degrees because of the rainforest effect it has. almost nothing grows on the ground in a corn field because the corn blocks out all the light. you need to wear the protective gear that i mentioned because the leaves will cut you if you do not wear long pants, a long shirt, sunglasses/some kind of eye protection, and in our cases one of those hats with a protective net that goes over your face. we wore those backpacks with the watering tubes because we were traversing the fields on foot and once we went in we would not be coming out for 4-5 hours, moving through them all the time (those fields……are way bigger than they seem from the outside). 

and when it gets really windy, and the whole field is bending at once around you? holy shit. ive never experienced anything like it tbh. like the day im thinking of that summer, they were hurrying our group along with our measurements because a storm was coming, and the whole field was listing to the side in the wind, but like….it’s still above your head. and in terms of proximity, you cannot walk anywhere in a cornfield without touching corn, which sounds obvious, but it practice it creates this weird illusion of a static maze. it’s like you’re in a really dense forest that you can only comfortably walk through by following narrow trails laid out in a grid. when it’s all bending like that at once….it’s wild, like i was tripping over my feet because it was really fucking with like….. my brain knowing where to walk lmao. i couldn’t really see the ground in front of me. i couldn’t see the rows. like, maize in it’s essence is a giant grass, so it’s like when you see those meadows and there’s wind blowing them and it looks like an ocean? like that but giant and ur inside.

also i can 10000% confirm you can literally get lost in a corn field. it is that vast and uniform. and i don’t mean like, haha corn maze, i mean like you can get actually lost, and when you try to yell for help the corn eats up the sound. i have no idea what people did before radios. 

[celestiaspaladin]

So basically all the horror movies set around the corn fields were onto something?

[botanyshitposts]

yes, but in my opinion they focus way too much on the not-scary parts of corn. like yeah, one time i heard something in the corn behind me while alone because we were sent out to tag everything in rows directly through the field and i heard someone behind me and started running in sheer terror but it turned out to be somebody else in our group who got lost, but that was one time. you gotta get creative with your corn horror. another time there was a kid in another group who was prone to seizures, and it was a 100 degree day and he had a seizure in the corn, and it took a few minutes for the researchers to find each other because corn literally eats the sound and nobody can fucking see each other, and our group leader/researcher told us to sit still and wait and just fucking disappeared into the hell grass and we sat there for like 20 minutes wondering if somebody fucking died, you know?

like yeah ‘ooooo smth in the corn!!!’ no shit somethings in the corn its like 95% of iowa now but industrial farming creates such a vast expanse of undisturbed landscape its absolutely incomprehensible. film people need to start treating corn less like corn and more like the most disturbing, dense, monolithic, nightmarishly bendy jungle you can think of

[femmenietzsche]

From Universal Harvester, by John Darnielle (which is great imo):

[demidevilqueen]

Finally got the go ahead to post the full version! This was done for @scornedzine. Which was themed around non-human women in myth/fantasy.

[vikhargreeves]

marvel (mcu) movies are weird because in the moment you enjoy them, but the more you think about them the worse they get

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Ironic that Bilbo is so annoyed with the Sackville-Bagginses for stealing from him and trying to evict him from his house, when his whole adventure involves stealing from someone and evicting them from their house.  

[avengerwho-deactivated20190925]

To be fair, he was essentially helping someone else get rid of their own Sackville-Bagginses

[brawltogethernow]

This is an absolutely world-rocking take on narrative parallels in The Hobbit. Like why yes those were equally petty property disputes, and your point?

[pulmonary-poultry]

Thorin: “The dragon Smaug is terrible beast who has invaded our home and taken the heirlooms of our people as his loot.”

Bilbo: *remembering the last time Lobelia Sackville-Baggins was in his house* “I know the type.”

[twotheleft]

[coolxatu]

happy lose all your followers day!

[roselalonde]

[mordhiobhail]

jaderose commission for excellent fantastic hexa @synodicatalyst!!