Xander’s Rambles

Howdy! I’m Alexander! I do art sometimes. Obsessed with 3 things: Cowboys, Vampires, and ttrpgs

[emvoes]

in another universe

[tizzymcwizzy]

latest episode of gamechanger was really good

[applejaymi]

touch starved

[harvocel]

round and around

[drawnsnake]

I cried watching Project Hail Mary btw

[tgirl-makima]

*not quite getting it* fulltime job from a girl with huge boobs

[bible-word-remover]

* * fulltime boobs

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[bible-word-remover]

2 : bedtime 😈 7 : car accident

[segamascott]

we are the daughters of the landmines your grandpa didn't step on

[bible-word-remover]

⠀ landmines grandpa didn't

[segamascott]

no grandpa for jesus 😔

[pineappical]

grace look disguust

[00000000000000000001111-deactiv]

when your boy is reblogging foreskin memes but you know damn well he is a cut crusader and not a hooded hero 

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[kaomojiloser]

rocky learns how to do a keyboard “smash”

[tallspookylady]

teamwork makes the dream work

[dogpuppy]

[boifujo]

(illustration by Harold Speakman)

[damage-ko]

A treat for myself for finishing work early, statement.

[edenisquiet]

holy SHIT my previous post blew up

(lowkey screamed in surprise and joy when i saw the legend @justcakethanks themself liking my idea)

so yeah. here you go. another stupid one

[justcakethanks]

More genius antics by the Eridian Hating Committee. I love this evolution so much hahahah

[habken]

I have a vision

[habken]

uh oh