Xander’s Rambles

Howdy! I’m Alexander! I do art sometimes. Obsessed with 3 things: Cowboys, Vampires, and ttrpgs

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

"lupita nyong'o can't be helen of troy because helen was greek and there weren't black people in ancient greece"

DO YOU THINK THESE MOTHERFUCKERS DIDNT HAVE BOATS. THIS ENTIRE MOVIE IS ABOUT ONE OF THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS AND HIS BOAT

[tockthewatchdog]

[redstonedust]

well you know what they say. whoever snelt it snelt it.

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[px41]

It's june

[tohot4u]

@notsofrozt @glitchyko @willow-dino

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this world is so fucked

[greelin]

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

[bannertanks]

[ghosthierophant]

[bruzum]

[secretumii]

A little different than my usual art but the backrooms has gotten under my skin, in my brain, my soul.

[sobcat]

old painting, deer infront of the windows xp solitaire winning animation

[miosinee]

mary kline backrooms my beloved

[novembermorgon]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[unpretty]

there was a chicken loose on the golf course so they just. brought it in. to the office.

[unpretty]

you can't argue with her work ethic

[dogsuffrage]

[orcboxer]

my elf roommate: *smoking a caterpillar*

me: Are you fucking kidding me Larius I told you to do that outside, now it's gonna smell like ass in here all day

my elf roommate: *puffs a perfect ring of smoke* What Is A Day In A Life That Lasts Centuries?

me: not everybody lives as long as you dude. put that thing away

my elf roommate: That Is Not What Thy Mother Said

me: hilarious

my elf roommate: Hello