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[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Yea, the only reason to have kids is that your marriage is failing. 

[berningsensation]

[dope-kulture]

Tony Hawk lands a 900 at age 48!

🐐🐐🐐

[iamnotjody]

G.O.A.T

[dontforgettheclit]

wtf

[supervirgin]

I love how he showed how many times he failed though, that’s inspirational for people out here trying to learn

[shmeards]

i love that he’s still doing this

i also love how he fuckin RIPS HIS HELMET OFF AND DESTROYS IT

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

i love that victory slide

[applied-moths]

Are we gonna pretend he didn’t just banish that helmet from this dimension on camera??

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

He sent it to the fucking shadow realm

[slaygentford]

this gave me a, no joke, 60 second coughing fit and im still recovering

[nineherbscharm]

[isntitlovelybeinginlove]

There’s something so intimate about hand holding. Like I know some may do it platonically with their friends, but when it’s with that person, that’s like no other feeling. When they brush their thumb against the back of your hand? Euphoric.

[just-shower-thoughts]

All of us who decided never to have children — because we thought the future was too grim — just got one hell of a validation.

[firstorderscum-deactivated20200]

Disney: this March, take home your copy of The Rise of Skywalker!

Me:

[mysharona1987]

[theconcealedweapon]

Also the same men who purposely date women who are much younger than them and therefore are much less likely to be financially stable.

[theconcealedweapon]

Also the same men who feel emasculated when a woman makes more money than them.

[cookie-sheet-toboggan]

Also the same men who see unpaid labour as living for free.

[qusm]

Reblogging particularly for that last one

[ferrousferrule]

Also the same men who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen and therefore not at a job where she can make her own money.

[ferrousferrule]

Also the same men that decided men are chefs and women are home cooks. That men are writers and women are bloggers. That men are Jewelers and that women are “crafty”. That men are farmers and women are gardeners. That men are beekeepers or raptor trainers or carpenters and women are hobbyists. That men are cowboys and women are “horse girls”.

[movie-gifs]

I had been waiting so long to run free, but that good-bye was harder than I ever imagined. I’ll never forget that boy. And how we won back our freedom together. Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) dir. Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook

[byecolonizer]

Did the math, Bezos has donated about 0.0006272727% of his net-worth while Metallica has donated 0.0914634146% of their net-worth. When compared to the average net-worth of an american ($257,581.86) the difference in percentage becomes Metallica donating $253.50 and Bezos $1.62 

Tax the rich so we don’t have to rely on their fake philanthropy. Vote #BernieSanders

[anyroads]

call me when Bezos matches the girl selling her nudes

[socialistexan]

It’s what Jeff Bezos makes in 5 minutes! Eat the rich

[blacktwitterfunny]

[mysharona1987]

[scholarlyapproach]

DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!!

Listen in the past the poor have had to improvise cheap food the rich never wanted as a means to survive. And over the many years of innovation made the food taste good until eventually the rich where like: “Oh hay you actually like that garbage? Why on earth would you like it?” Then they try it, love it, start buying it, and then drive the price up so much it becomes a luxury good.

They do this and its devastating, the food typically never becomes affordable again. It don’t matter how cheap the foo dis to produce, it doesn’t matter if there is almost no meat on the bone or its super difficult to eat and messy. Once the poor discover how to make some bit of cheap food taste good, the rich take it away via driving the price of it up.

THEY DID THIS TO RIBS.

Ribs were garage meat. Just look at them, there is hardly any meat on the bone, you have to eat them by hand usually, and they are messy. They where an undesirable cheap source of junk meat. But the poor being the poor made them taste good. (Because they don’t have much to choose from.) The rich discovered the meals the poor made with them and decided they liked ribs too. People discovered they could sell a few ribs to rich people and make way more money then selling lots of ribs to poor people and the price was driven up.

DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN TO CEREAL!!!

[askmace]

They did the same to brisket.  You used to be able to get brisket for less than a dollar a pound, which meant you could get a twenty pound brisket fairly cheaply.  And then you smoked it, sliced it, and had meat for weeks if not a full month.  And it was tasty.  I grew up eating brisket at least once a month because my family could afford it.

It was a cheap meat because no rich person looks at the dangly part of the neck of a cow and goes ‘ooh, that looks tasty!’.

But then Food Network started showcasing things like barbecued brisket.  Rich people started showing up at places that weren’t just Rib Crib to get their barbeque.  And the price of brisket went up.  A lot.

I regularly see it for over five dollars a pound in stores now.  And while yeah, that might not seem like a lot when you’re talking only a pound or two of meat, brisket is normally sold in ten to twenty pound sizes.  It’s become completely unaffordable to the people that made it delicious.

Sushi used to be really cheap, too, until it became ‘trendy’.  Guess why you’re now paying twelve dollars for your order of California rolls?  Because rich people discovered something that poor people had been eating for ages.

Noticed the prices of fajita meat, chicken thighs, or ham hocks has gone up recently?  You guessed it.  Rich people are taking our food and now we’re scrambling to afford the things that we grew up eating.

[auroraluciferi]

Lobster is a perfect example of this phenomenon.  For hundreds of years, lobster was regarded as a sort of insect larvae from the depth of the sea. It had zero appeal as a “luxury food” until people living in NY and Boston developed a taste for it. Before the 19th century, it was considered a “poverty food” or used as fertilizer and bait - some household servants specified in employment agreements that they would not eat lobster more than twice a week. It was also commonly served at prisons, which tells you something about prison food.

Only by cleverly marketing lobster as an indulgence for the privileged made it cost so much. It became a vehicle for enormous profit spawning a multi-billion dollar global industry in the process. This mythical affection for lobster flesh - not its practical value in terms of taste, nutrition, or any other reasonable consideration - drives its value.

[blackwitchmagicwoman-deactivate]

LMAO. Wait.

[thegrimmlovely]

Anyone else’s eye twitchin?

[strongorcbutch-deactivated20220]

Food gentrification is a long standing practice and it’s some of the most evil shit I can think of. It’s why I refuse for example as someone living in the US to buy things with Quinoa in them. It is specifically pricing an indigenous population out of their prime staple food. It’s a horrific invasion of one of the final requirements of staying alive.

[verrader-is-dutch-for-traitor]

Rogue one and its main idea that the fate of the galaxy was turned head over heels not because of the sith or a Skywalker for once but because ten simple people've decided to do the right thing and to give their lives for it.

[transloveletter]

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

[transloveletter]

Ok, just pulled into a fire station.

Word of advice, if someone tries to flag you down on a highway, pointing to the back of your car, there isn’t anything wrong. They want to kill you. Never stop for them.

[transloveletter]

They may try to pin you in a lane on the highway. They won’t let you get ahead of them, they will try to prevent you from getting behind them. Fuck traffic laws. Gun it, throw on your brakes, honk your horn and do not stop. get away from them at all costs. Don’t go home, go to the police or go to a fire station. Explain what happened and have them look over ur car.

[transloveletter]

Reblog this around. Seems like common sense, but also not something that can happen to everyone.

I was on the I-5 in Washington State. The van was white, with blacked out windows. There was graffiti or something on the right side of the van, but I was too scared to read it.

Everyone please be safe, if you are in the Puyallup or Tacoma area, please be even more careful.

[fieldbears]

If you need to pull over, if possible, take the nearest exit and park somewhere well lit with people around. Gas stations, other 24/7 locations.

If a cop’s got their lights on and are trying to pull you over, put your hazards on, pull to the right lane, and slowly drive somewhere public. You can use your cell to call 911, confirm it’s really a cop behind you, reassure the operator you’re just pulling over somewhere safe because you don’t trust the shoulder of the highway etc.

[sleepynegress]

This happened to my mom in DC in the 70's. A strange man was watching her pump gas at the station and she noticed him driving behind her afterwards. She experimented to be sure he was following her. She made a random right and then left turn and he kept up. So, when she got to her homestreet she kept driving and desperately looked for a gas station where she was friendly with the guys there. A group a black guys she knew in passing worked there. Well, once she got there, she said she hopped out of the care in a panic and told them what was happening... So at least three of them went out front and yelled "HEY, MAN!" and the guy sped off. But it's not over yet. They told my mom to hang out for awhile because the man could still be lurking. Since one of them would be getting off soon and would follow to make sure (the knew his make and model and the plates). Sure enough... The man WAS waiting a little ways down the road at a grocery store to start following again... Dude honked a cut a fuss and again he sped off. My mom went to the police station afterwards (the gas station dud vouched for her and gave a description of the guy). So BOTH cars followed my mom home and the station sent a care out to watch her apartment that night. My mom never saw that guy that was following her again, but she is certain he was determined to do her harm at her apartment.

[hotpocket-fucker]

Guys, if a car follows you:

DO NOT GO HOME!

GO TO THE NEAREST POLICE STATION/FIRE STATION!

[cinnaluna]

This has been happening a lot more recently in the Seattle/Tacoma area

[demon-xuan]

If you can't get to one of these, get your ass to a liquor store. Thanks to robbery and drunk folks, people who work at liquor stores know exactly how to put the place on lockdown and the cops will get there damn fast if they're called.

[ivyarchive]

Dear Baby Yoda

[mell-bell]

God I could reblog this forever

[emprower-deactivated20220718]

remind the people you love that they have value in your life. it makes them feel good to hear it.