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Tumblr user since January 5, 2024 I think............... Don't die, that kills you.

[xenazaria]

New intro post ig, cuz i have no clue what happened to the old one

Hi, im Xena, i go by any pronouns (no need to ask, anythings fine whenever). Im aroace and probably autistic if the sheer amount of peer review says anything.

I am capital B Broke. This means i dont have money. Please do not ask for any.

I am actually technically an adult, dont let the cartoons and minecraft reblogs fool you

If im not reblogging something its probably a shitpost, i dont really do much else. Sometimes i write but eh.

[quasi-normalcy]

Every single person I know who did football in high school, without exception, has a chronic injury. Many regret what it's done to their knees and back, even major organs like the brain.

There is no serious legislative push to ban high school football.

[quasi-normalcy]

Also, like, if you want to talk about social pressure on minors to undertake activities that will result in regrettable, irreversible damage to their bodies:

No one, *ever*, tried to persuade me to transition.

My gym teacher tried to persuade me to try out for the football team almost every single day that I was in junior high.

[quasi-normalcy]

#i firmly believe that the reason why concussions and brain damage in general#are not taken nearly as seriously as they should be#is because of football#if we take concussions and brain trauma seriously then we have to acknowledge the risks that children are undertaking at even#high school level football#but we can't do that#because the kids need to play football in high school so they can play football in college so they can join the NFL#This time I'm really gonna queue it.

[astrologamage]

I recently watched this video by hydn called “The Great Concussion Denial” and holy fucking shit. Made me sick to my stomach. The tldr is that it’s all the NFL pushing football on kids but that’s really diluting the story

[starii-lins]

guess who got into another minecraft arg

[malevolent-fruit]

trying to get my irl friend into a_regect and she came up with a beautiful swap au where moe has the worlds most deep silky beautiful voice and ze speaks in gun shot noises

[rul3rzzreachf4n]

chud and his dawg

👀

[musical-messs]

This ARG has a clutch on me

[xenazaria]

Ze being the one to say hed be forgotten instead of Regect </3

[verquilla]

ReGect, you're NOT tuff 🥀

no colour overlay + referenced image

[azure-bluet]

avery simply asked him for some help on his chemistry homework, sue him

more of them

[candyrowing]

AReGect comic 19 || college dormisode

I have like 3human Regect designs. Him being emo fits for me idk

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[changelingsrule]

Fun Fact! The psa itself was licensed to only be run at a specific film festival. Every version of it you have ever seen on a DVD or VHS was a pirated copy illegally distributed by larger companies.

[nyaa]

“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

[geekandmisandry]

[ailithnight]

This is not a place of honor.

[heavensenthousepet]

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

[melonisopod]

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[pearlmarley]

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

[aggressivetapdancing]

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

[teaboot]

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

[justlightmeonfire]

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

[teaboot]

Also the amulet

[whimsicalmayhem]

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

[teaboot]

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

[madeofklay]

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

[teaboot]

Holy Shit

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Okay so since I know I won’t be able to draw it just imagine the vision:

The Laughing cow in this dress in her colors

The Lactaid Cow in this outfit again in her colors:

In the she-ra pose:

Please tell me you guys see the vision

[cup-o-stars]

Look away followers 🖐. I don't want to hurt you.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Since we have new people here

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[teaboot]

My favorite thing to do to my brother is ask "can I tell you a secret?" and then rip ass. After a beat of shock and horror I tell him very seriously "don't tell anyone". I don't this 2-3 times a year so he has just enough time to forget. He always says yes