we are god’s abandoned animal crossing town

NSFW-ISH // 18+ // ALEX - HE/THEY

[vlli-moved-blog]

[bapouro]

theres a certain feeling i get every time this photoset appears and i cant really describe it

[princesshalfdemon]

IM LOSING MY MIND AT THIS

DARK SOULS AND CORPSE PARTY

FATE GRAND ORDER??? SENRAN KAGURA AND WOW??? YAKUZA??? DISAGAEA???

DOKI DOKI!? BAYONETTA!?!?

FINAL FANTASY 7, THE GAME ABOUT HOW CORPORATIONS KILLING THE EARTH IS BAD???

[carnival-phantasm]

“League of Legends is Left Wing” is a take I wasn’t prepared for

[markiespliers]

society if the UK got a supermega tour

[osaka-lilac]

the world is dancing

so you might as well

littlealliekitty’s countdown to Silo

#5: After All

[imagineyourepregnant]

Breeding Slave to the Orcish Leader

Hello! Pajammer here again with a new story. Not much to say about this one, just very happy self-indulgent pregnancy, birth, and breeding! Orcs sexy. That’s all. Okay, enjoy!

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Breeding Slave to the Orcish Leader

I was scared when I was first sent here. No, more like terrified.

See, my village has quite severe punishments for criminals. Even the most petty of thieves got sent to the Orcish settlement near the mountains, never to return. Everyone thinks the Orcs eat the humans sent here, but I could never have imagined what my life would turn into when I got caught stealing some food.

I was scared when I first came here, but now? I never want to leave!

I lick my lips as I eat the rich, roasted meat my master gives me. I was lucky to have been chosen by the Orcish leader. His hut is the biggest, and there is always enough food for us both. My hulking, green-skinned master pets my head gently and, once I have finished my food, gently leads me to his sleeping quarters.

I am a sex slave. All the humans here are. But I, and not to brag, am the best. Chosen by the strongest Orc himself. I wear a collar of forged steel and amber gemstones, and my breasts sway low, heavy with milk. My master lays me back on his fur-covered bed, and feels up my huge, bulging stomach. Funny beings, Orcs. They have an extremely acute sense of smell. My master sniffed me out immediately as, apparently, I was the most fertile of the slaves and thus earned the right to bear the leaders’ children. I couldn’t be happier.

Keep reading

[osaka-lilac]

little man

[towerofglass]

Marxification

[marat]

secret antifa agenda leaked

[bookhobbit]

on the bus home a random dude started talking to this lady who was minding her own business like "hey you're wearing a mask" and she was like "I sure am, why aren't you" and he said "I don't need one, it's too hot out there" and she said, I swear to you, in a tone that somehow managed to be humorous yet pointed, "it'd be hotter in hell"

she is my hero

[everythingfox]

butt brushes

(via)

[momolady]

Slime monsters confirmed to be of moon origin.

[hustlerose]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

“How are commercials in your country” Well… 

[squirrelsgirls]

The background music truly is the cherry on an already perfectly iced cake.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Cumbia Thanos

[zapatos-things]

La cumbia del infinito.

[slavery]

My uncle said in prison the guards tuck you in at night and the warden kisses you

[hotvampireadjacent]

is this true?

[slavery]

Yeah on the lips

[judeiscariot]

I love that tumblr is called a ‘blogging’ website. I don’t know what the fuck we do on here but it most DEFINITELY is not ‘blogging.’

[iminthetunnels]

[sparrowpraxis]

The people in Avatar the Last Airbender were modeled after wonderful, beautiful cultures. 

The Fire Nation, modeled after Japan.

The Earth Kingdom, modeled after China

The Air Nomads, modeled after Tibetian monks.

The Water Tribe, modeled after North American Natives.

And the Foggy Swamp Tribe, modeled after Floridians

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

my little brother came into my room last night to tell me that he was gonna sew a stack of my mom’s saltine crackers together through the little holes and then left again

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i ended up distracting my parents so he could put the crackers back in the little sleeve like hed only taken one from the top. i dont know if anybodys found them yet but i talked to him about it later and it turns out that theyre sewn together TIGHTLY. like. the ENTIRE stack through ALL the holes

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

it has been three days and my mom has still not discovered the sewed together cracker stack in the box in the cupboard

[ilivebetweenjohnsthighs]

I’m DESPERATE to see the sewn crackers

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

i have no idea how he accomplished this

[wintermutaldeactivated5062024-d]

there seems to be some confusion on how old my little brother is. my little brother is 19, one year younger than me, and is majoring in three separate subjects in uni. he just likes to cause problems on purpose