[skullprincess]

This is a serious show

[devilishxher]

Logging onto Tumblr ….

[thesquidville]

[executiveoutcomes-deactivated20]

*posts any picture*

tumblr:

[cornrowe-deactivated20190502]

literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

[thecommonchick]

[yuripink]

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

When your friend’s going off about “nasty kinks” but they just mentioned like half of the ones you’re into:

[gangstacartoon]

[scotchjolras]

The bees and wasps now recognise me as the person who gives them water. Which sounds cool but it means everytime I go outside they harass me until I fill up the waterer. On the bright side, I no longer have to fear wasps as they just buzz around me non-threateningly now.

[theropodtheroblogs]

You are their water deity now

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“THE WATER BRINGER HAS ARRIVED”

“ALL HAIL!

ALL HAIL!”

[thisoneskank]

[endermaz]

is this a brooklyn 99 cold open

[witcheshaven]

I will not hold back

[cosmic-noir]

I meeeeeeeean

[ptsdandflowers]

Me: I’m having such a good time

Brain: sure would suck if you get hit with a low mood, and go nonverbal, and come off as rude and uninterested in your friends

Me:

[akiplo]

[endangered-justice-seeker]

Separation of young children, in fact any children, from their carer is child abuse, and I would love to see those who initiated and implemented this policy charged with this offence.

[afunnyfeminist]

We need a new hell for the monsters who implemented this policy.

[anilag]