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We helped quite a few guys with Super Strength get into the construction business. I know this one Veterinarian who can speak with animals. Not everyone with superpowers wants to be out there fighting crime or robbing banks. That’s where our Job Placement Agency comes in.
Sam was really unclear on what was going on. Up to now, things had gone according to plan, but…
Super-powers kicked in? Yeah, that’d gone well. Okay, being the Empress Of All Canines wasn’t, like, the best superpower, but she’d always liked dogs. Being able to talk to them and get them to do things was pretty neat.
Create superhero identity? Check. She’d made a costume, collected up some tough dogs to be her team, and set out to Do Some Good.
Get the attention of the big superheroes? That had… well, it had started well. She’d stopped a few robberies and stuff, and then she’d seen Guarde fighting some bad guys and weighed in and…
… and two of her dogs had been killed. And it had hurt, and they’d called for her to save them, and she hadn’t been able to. It had all suddenly been so real, and she’d started to cry.
And once it was over, Guarde had dragged her halfway across the city to this shabby old building, and started banging on a door labeled ‘NO ADMITTANCE’.
Guarde sighed and pressed a cracked button on an old intercom, which looked like it should have stopped working at least twenty years ago. “Come on, I know there’s someone in there,” she said crossly. “Get your asses out here.”
Above their heads, a security camera panned down to examine them.
After another minute, the door opened, and a walking stereotype stood there, glaring. She was, like, THE grouchy old office lady, from the old-lady grey curls to the sagging cardigan to the glasses on a chain to the sour expression with a cigarette hanging out of it. Even her voice, when she spoke, sounded exactly like Sam would have guessed it would, hoarse and raspy. “Can’t you read the sign? No admittance. Especially not for your kind.” She sneered, and took a drag on the cigarette. “Get lost.”
Guarde pushed Sam forward. “Kid needs the Agency.”
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alisaie’s unique little animations this patch were so cute
Love these guys interactions
Sigh.
Important update! His story went viral enough that other paint companies reached out to him and he got a job with a new paint company!!
https://www.tiktok.com/@tonesterpaints/video/6898720259675540742
Athens TikToker Tony Piloseno, who’s famous for his paint-mixing videos, revealed Tuesday that he accepted a job at a small Orlando, Florida
Listen. This is what people are talking about when they say that if you gave people a fucking UBI, folks would still work. Even “menial” work is beloved by various people if it’s given the respect it deserves and folks dont need to worry about - um - starving to death and dying of illness?
I legitimately love delivering pizzas! If it were sustainable i wouldn’t mind at all doing it for the rest of my life! One of my best friends absolutely loves cleaning, and the only reason she quit cleaning professionally is that she was sick of the ways she was treated. My stepfather has been a carpenter and construction worker for 30 years, despite being a highly qualified graphic designer and architect, bc the man just fuckin loves construction work. For every “menial/undesireable” job available, there is someone who is happy to work it, if not for the stigma and need to survive. And for the truly awful ones? Like slaughterhouse cleanup, sewer maintenance, roadkill pickup, etc? With UBI they could almost all be mechanized, saving people from having to do grueling and dangerous jobs they really don’t have to do.
There are even people who will do those jobs because they recognize that they need to get done. Those people may not love the job itself but they take great pride in doing something that needs to be done.
People don’t just work for free doing jobs they love. If there’s a niche there will always be someone willing to fill it.
I talk shit but I actually don’t genuinely truly HATE retail, what I hate is how people (customers and employers) use, abuse, overwork, and generally treat the employees like shit
If I could have reasonable hours and accommodations for my limitations and be paid enough to survive without being asked to do 25 jobs advertised as 1 job and had UBI to ensure I could leave if it was too much/I was being mistreated/taken advantage of by employers looking to overwork employees to make more money I’d be totally happy to work retail as long as I physically could
There’s people like me out there who would absolutely love to do things like cleaning up roadkill or what have you because I’m very comfortable with dead beings and I would love to do that job to ensure it was done respectfully and so that people who aren’t comfortable with it don’t have to. But because capitalism has set up just absurd bullshit barriers to getting things done, I can’t go do a necessary service because I won’t be able to support myself.
If we had UBI and universal medical coverage I would be free to do so much to help people, and that’s genuinely all I want to do with my life. I want to pick up roadkill and clean peoples houses and grow food and teach kids how to make things and who different animals and plants are and make food for those who need it and do laundry at animal shelters and just so many things that I’m not able to do now because I have to afford to stay alive myself, and I live in a society which decided to make that as hard as possible.
With UBI and universal medical coverage, I would absolutely go back to working customer service. One of the things I hate about my current office job is that I don‘t get to see and interact with people–I love people and want to take care of them so much!
🔥 A giant curious moose inspecting a wildlife photographer 🔥
Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.
He just….just….pet the wild moose…the bravery, the hutzpah
The forbidden snoot!
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Haha, absolutely terrifying! I don’t know a thing about moose aside from them being very large and fickle animals. Would not recommend petting a wild moose, but I don’t even live far enough north to see them so I have no idea to what degree this idea is insane. That’s a massive animal, but at least it’s not a bull I think?
From my (very) limited understanding, it’s best to watch moose from a distance. They can be friendly creatures, but they can also weigh like 1200 pounds, so you do NOT want to accidentally agitate one.
I would honestly rather come across a wild mountain lion than a wild [insert literally any megafauna herbivore here]. At least a mountain lion will leave me alone as long as it isn’t hungry or cornered, herbivores sometimes just wake up and choose violence.
With roughly 3 seconds of looking for a PROPER source, (here), it turns out that the moose, named Lovey, while indeed wild, is also very familiar with this photographer (akshiloh on instagram), who has spent Lovey’s lifetime cultivating a friendship with her. This is why the photographer is able to pet a moose. Please do not try this at home.
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This. This is how you break down ableist barriers. This is incredible for the deaf and for the custies. I would love to learn sign language, and I would learn it faster if it was standing between me and booze
this is so important
This is such a great idea. There needs to be HUNDREDS of these restaurants.
Love dat.
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That’s cool as fuck actually
someone on r/legaladvice was sick of their coworker stealing their food out of the fridge so they started labeling it “POISON - DO NOT EAT” in sharpie on both the bag and the food’s wrapper every day and the person still kept stealing it so after a week they added a bunch of laxatives to their food and the thief had to go to the hospital and could possibly sue OP. the general consensus was that OP was technically objectively in the wrong from a legal standpoint but there is 0% chance of them being convicted in criminal court because that would require finding 12 jurors who would rule in favor of someone stealing food labeled “POISON - DO NOT EAT” and then getting poisoned
“Not guilty by reason of fuck that guy.”
hard pill to swallow but this is probably what we did to a lot of cool "badass" dinosaurs
who is ready for the 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem on January 25th
i would dare to say that the world started shuffling every day in early 2011 and has not stopped shuffling in the decade since
a happy 10 year anniversary of party rock anthem to all