Andulka
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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DEAR READER
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Jules of Nature
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Keni
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@xina526
Last year, I was talking with my mom about parenting and she said "well at least I never made you feel like I didn't love you"
I proceeded to tell her about a time when I was a kid and she was yelling, screaming, and throwing things, and I said "I love you" in that small timid kid voice and she said
"well I don't love you right now"
Our relationship was never the same after that and she didn't even remember that it happened.
The axe never remembers, but the tree never forgets.
Ths bishop’s twitter post
I experienced a few embarrassing seconds of confusion because in my language (French) the bishop is called the fool
Inquisitor: Things I want to ride: a giant nug, a wild hart, a skeletal horse.
Cullen: I thought this was going in a very different direction.
Inquisitor: The commander.
Cullen: And… there it is.
“Maker, grant me the patience I need so that I do not punch this man in the face.”
—Cullen, thinking about Chancellor Roderick, probably.
When I'm bored I making da stuff. As you see it was boring evening 😅
At least I was like that:
Parks n Rec but it's Dragon Age Inquisition
twitter seemed to like this so im postin it here…. thedas boys ft. spotify lavellan
[At the Winter Palace]
Inquisitor: You have a plan, Leliana?
Leliana:
Varric: I know how it sounds, but can you all at least think of how this looks from my point of view?
Sera: *Crouches down*
Dorian: *Sits down*
Iron Bull: *Lies down*
Varric: I hate all of you.
Actual footage from the Winter Palace
Me, the Inquisitor: *stubbornly spamming jump button to try to climb a hill on the Storm Coast*
Cassandra: what is she doing?
Cole: her best.
iron bull: hey, do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows into my mouth?
cullen: you’re a hazard to society.
sera: and a coward. do twenty.
Dragon age lore: the ancient elves were respected scholars, debaters, thinkers, talented artists and philosophers.
The ancient elves:
What I absolutely LOVE about this is the fact that this guy angled his shield just to show off his chiseled ass 😂
the inquisitor after drinking from the well of sorrows:
Iron Bull: Lavellan and I are having a baby. Cole: That's gre- Lavellan, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Inquisitor: Have you been yelled at by Cassandra yet?
Hawke: I’m not scared of her
Inquisitor: So that’s a no
