Absolute Dork For Life❤

Maren. Female. 23. Im always hungry & sleepy. Ask me about anything!! FE, TWEWY, KH, MH and anything bulbasaur related keeps me up at night. Instagram is cutthroatgoats!!

[luxmundi-i]

This is not a natural disaster. This was not inevitable. They didn't grow up like this. It was inflicted on them by the vilest sadists on earth.

[frankiedotbiz]

this video has invaded my brain

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

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[armed-saphire]

we’re not allowed to sing or play this video out loud at my house because it immediately ruins my dad’s whole day

[porterdavis]

[byjove]

I think Odysseus is the guy everyone else makes talk to the cops when they show up to bust the party.

[byjove]

I think he could do a really good “Hello officer, how are you?” if he had to.

[byjove]

YEAH EXACTLY

[byjove]

Athena is standing behind him whispering the bylaws into his ear.

[emptyheadmybeloved]

hold on i need to look this up

[byjove]

it’s been 15 minutes have you finished reading the Odyssey yet?

[maevedx]

Went to see if limewire was still a thing and got shot 4 times with a gun

[anarchowizardist]

[virtie333]

[tunafarts]

[cannibalchicken]

[curseds-spamblog]

i watched the whole first season of better call saul out of order because the piracy site had mislabeled all the episodes except the first and last and just thought "wow what an interesting way to do this, i wonder if the second season is nonlinear too"

[welcome-to-the-holonet]

[kactusnz]

its true. I'm 37 and there's nothing you all can do to stop me.

[religion-is-a-mental-illness]

Stupid is timeless.

[kumboochies]

I’m that lady who’s just FEELING it

[beep-beepster]

tbh cables were like that and safety precautions weren’t hard set in yet

[10-thousand-words]

Oh wow this is horrifying

[moripartylove]

Holy shit

[literaryfurball]

Why don’t we see this kind of stuff more in history books?! I’d be way more interested in history if I understood that people were afraid of electricity because they were afraid of power lines slicing them to peices like cheese-wire! History books make it sound like “oh those silly people thought electricity carried demons or something!” Rather than “those poor people opposed electricity because they were terrified that eventually there would be so many power lines they wouldn’t be able to see the sun anymore.”

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

Forbidden Zipline

[zaziecurie]

Me, reading about people fearing electricity when it was invented: well, people always fear changes and the new, so-

*further reads about the madness that was the massive powerlines and its horrifying lack of safety”

-you know what. I would do the exact same: be terrified of the “giant electricity spider”.

[roach-works]

also if any of those zillions of lines snapped–which im betting they did more than zero times!– you would have anything from a brief and scary lightshow to a deadly thrashing snake dropped down to street level to shoot lightning into anything iron or copper, which back then was cars, carriages, drainpipes, canes, buckles, umbrellas, signposts. how happy was a carthorse going to be with electricity grounding itself on its harness or bit? how safe was a kid with everyone running around and cars crashing and horses flipping their shit? what happens when a man uses a steel-framed umbrella to try and smack the cable away?

people in the past were the correct amount of scared of electricity! modern people just forgot all sense.

[crafting-and-tea]

Original thread:

https://mobile.twitter.com/DianaMiller5/status/1522278413096132609?cxt=HHwWgoC53deJnKAqAAAA

Note, I am finding these threads on the twitter feeds of ICU nurses who are now dreading the horrors that Roe falling will bring to their hospitals. This, on top of the horrors that they’ve seen and continue to see because of the pandemic. They were already exhausted and hanging by a thread.

[cannibalchicken]

[catchymemes]

[corviacore]

This is the best version I’ve ever seen of this meme

[chongoblog]

This is the funniest video concept I’ve ever seen. The backhandedness is killing me.

[runby2]

the best part is he had to cut it into parts bc he didn't trust the game to not glitch and eventually he just had to make a rule that if he can't see the glitch happening then it's not a glitch and it doesn't impact the gameplay. then he began to purposefully look away from glitches to try to ignore them.

[kuzumurph]

To elaborate further, at one point he literally had to pull up a cat picture to cover the screen so he wouldn’t see what was happening- meaning he essentially created shrodinger’s glitch on pure technicality

[coast-modern]

just mispelled mental illness the worst anyones ever done it .

[coast-modern]

[gay-pippin]

yesss precious we can reclaim, we have a menwtol smeeness

[petapeta]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[liberalsarecool]

Use tax dollars to feed children/students who, by law, have to attend schools.

[tysonfurybattlepass]

the only bad part about going to the zoo is hearing adult men confidently tell their kids or gfs objectively incorrect information about the animals we’re looking at and having to remain silent. do u know the restraint it takes to say nothing when a grown adult man tells someone “falcons are in the same family as eagles” next to me? no babygirl. no.

[tysonfurybattlepass]

fyi falcons are not closely related to other birds of prey (hawks/eagles/buzzards). falcons are actually parrots that minmaxed for a glass cannon dps build.

[tysonfurybattlepass]

assault parrots, if you will