Architect of My Own Destruction

Fandom lurker, RPer and occasional fic-writer A forever obsessive architect in training

[4gifs]

When you go to file an insurance claim

[rexuality]

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

[moonfalora]

[tjspider]

I can only imagine how exhausted they are. Poor guys.

[duoachievement-deactivated20220]

I BELIEVE IN YOU GUYS, YOU CAN DO IT!

[cakewithwings]

So. Much. Hair.

[doctorbethany]

Going to be honest, I first thought Hagrid

[cakewithwings]

Yer a wizard, Harry!

[cakewithwings]

ABORT ABORT! APPARENTLY SOMEHOW MY PHONE BLUETOOTHED THIS PICTURE TO MY TV WHILE MY WHOLE FAMILY WAS WATCHING! THEY WERE JUST HAPPILY WATCHING FOOTBALL OR WHATEVER WHEN BAM! HAGRID SELFIE COMES UP ACROSS THE WHOLE SCREEN!!!

[doctorbethany]

*Trombone failure sound effect*

[ssloansabbith]

You Make Every Second Epic

[exeggcute]

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

[obveously-deactivated20200708]

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

[trigonometry-is-my-bitch]

"Glassified" Ruler by MIT Media Lab Automatically Measures Angles, Volume, and Shape Properties.

[source]

[kayloo]

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

[bloganddice-deactivated20190518]

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

[teammuchrespect]

Michael and Geoff + Daddy

[tittiestatties-deactivated20141]

[clittyslickers-deactivated20250]

very into charts about naps

[peanutbutterlov-er-deactivated2]

This is very useful for when I go back to uni.

[jobllon]

"No, professor, I was not sleeping, I was taking the NASA nap."

[metarkeologies]

[joshuadunzo]

wouldn’t it be just the biggest plot twist in the world if the doctor regenerated into 12 and turned out looking like the master

there was never another timelord that survived the war, it’s always been just him and that drove him insane.

[pointless--posts-and-fandoms]

[mamalazzer]

Bradley Cooper and Vin Diesel 

Speaking their lines vs the final product

[alyandalt-j]

Why is Vin Diesel looking down? Is he worried he’s gonna forget his line?

[firebreathingeli]

Vin Diesel asked the director his inspiration for every line he did and did multiple takes until he was satisfied. He also recorded the line over 1,000 times and also recorded his lines in Mandarin, Portuguese, French, and Spanish so they could use his real voice in those versions. He’s looking at his lines because Vin Diesel is a  dedicated  motherfucking professional. 

[heidi8]

And then he showed up at the LA premiere like this: 

Stilts, people!

[bookshop]

Vin Diesel is so fantastic every time I hear people mock him I just want to be like “excuse you, do you know of any other multi-racial actor in Hollywood who’s fronted a blockbuster franchise featuring an unashamedly multi-cultural cast full of primarily non-white actors, and who has done it unapologetically over and over again for *seven* installments? NO, YOU DON’T, SIT THE FUCK DOWN.”

[laughterkey]

<3 <3 <3

[patbaer-deactivated20240227]

Vin Diesel makes goofy movies like The Pacifier so he can keep making Riddick movies. He even went so far as to found Tigon Studios to make sure the Riddick video game was good (it was awesome).

I love Vin Diesel!

[uncannybrettwhite]

In high school and college, when Vin Diesel really rose to box office prominence, I used to hate Vin Diesel because he seemed like the kind of dumb macho guy that A. made fun of me a lot and B., well, A’s enough, isn’t it? 

And then he went on “The Tonight Show” and talked in depth about his high school life as a hardcore D&D player. So. I’m on board with Vin Diesel now. And also, like, don’t judge people by how they look. 

[kristaferanka]

i don’t even care about the gifs. reblogging for the comments and cause Vin is my boy. 

[wethinktherefore-deactivated201]

One of my favorite things ever was finding out Vin Diesel taught Judi Dench to play D&D

[vivalafro]

He also made the great short film Multi-Facial.

[fadetouched]

VIN DIESEL’S HEART IS AS BIG AS HIS MUSCLES. 

[uuuhshiny]

Front & back

[lovelystevebucky]

his shoulders are literally as broad as his shield i’m oN tHE FLOoR

[s-u-i-c-i-d-a-l-r-e-v-e-n-g-e]

[gyllenhaals]

[thehungwizard]

We call ships ‘she.’ We call our war machines ‘women.’ We compare women to black widows and vipers. And you’re going to tell me it’s not ‘lady-like’ to scream, to take up space, to fight and demand respect and do whatever the hell I want. You’ve looked at nuclear bombs and been so in awe that you could only name them after women. Don’t try to down-play my power.

[el0tr0lad0]

BOOM.