[feral-woman-deactivated20220311]

[literallyaferret]

mood: still not over that fanfiction i read 3 years ago

[yoonminist]

i made a very self indulgent montage of yoonmin being dumb together

[fullmetal-hearrt]

Reasons Jimin can whoop your ass in every damn aspect of life.

Predebut

• Valedictorian ( highest ranked student )

• Class president for nine years.

• Only freshman to recieve a martial scholarship to China.

• 6 overseas offers.

• Overall #1 in math and chemistry.

• #1 in Busan street battles for two years.

• Just dance academy let him learn dance for free cause nobody could deny that natural talent.

• Professionally trained in Ballet, contemporary, street, traditional Korean dance and hip hop.

• Learned Geomdo for 8 years.

• Has a black belt in Taekwondo.

• #1 rank in school despite being a dancer since 8th grade and spending most his time dancing.

Post debut

• Had the shortest trainee period and still debuted as the lead vocalist and the main dancer of BTS. ( enourmous flex )

• Has the most commercially successful solo on the wings album; the masterpiece that is Lie which stayed on melon charts for 8 weeks, the longest in the groups solos.

• His ‘lie’ was the only solo song on the top 30 kpop songs streamed on Spotify along with psy.

• ‘Lie’ was the only BTS solo to enter iTunes top 100 chart.

• Has the most views on his solo comeback trailer out of all; serendipity the Queen.

• Has the most watched fancam in kpop history; The holy fake love fancam.

• Jimin’s solos ‘lie’ & ‘serendipity’ made history when they surpassed 50 m streams on Spotify for the first time after psy as korean solo songs.

• The only idol mentioned on guardians best solo boy band members along with the resident king, G dragon.

• #1 idol in all of Korea based on the Gallup poll 2018 which does the actual polling and estimates for elections and stuff so I mean, that’s fucking reliable.

• #1 brand ranking multiple times including December 2018.

• His new solo “promise” became the most streamed song on soundcloud in 24 hours, not only breaking Drake’s record but also becoming the most popoular BTS song on the platform crossing 16M.

And all of this is when I’m only counting the things that actually matter and not shitty websites and random polling.

Being average has never been a Jimin thing. His whole life has been a flex.

Just cause he is humble and doesn’t talk about his achievements doesn’t mean we as his fans won’t.

So yeah, if y’all think Jimin has no solo achievements in his life or career try and come at me personally, with all due respect,

“I’ll show you”

Be an intellectual and go stream promise.👑

[jeonsunicorn]

What a better way to start new year than listening to the angelic voice of jimin…. Happy new year everyone 💜

[bts-trans]

[KOR/ENG LYRICS] 약속 (Promise) by Jimin

Korean

혼자 주저 앉아 생각만 커져가 언제부터 넌 날 아프게 했던가 너조차도 모르잖아

너도 아프잖아 cause you’re mine I just wanna blow your mind 이렇게 넌 또 멀어져만 가는데 아무렇지 않은데 그렇게 말하는데 사실은 내가 그게 아닌가봐

I want you to be your light baby You should be your light 더는 아프지 않게 니가 웃을 수 있게 I want you to be your night baby You could be your night 이 밤이 너에게 솔직할 수 있게

너도 아프잖아 cause you’re mine I just wanna blow your mind 이렇게 넌 또 멀어져만 가는데 아무렇지 않은데 그렇게 말하는데 사실은 내가 그게 아닌가봐

I want you to be your light baby You should be your light 더는 아프지 않게 니가 웃을 수 있게 I want you to be your night baby You could be your night 이 밤이 너에게 솔직할 수 있게

이젠 내게 약속해 uh oh 하루에 몇번씩 uh oh 혼자라 느껴도 uh oh 널 버리지는마  uh oh  uh oh

여기 잠깐 멈춰서 새끼손가락 걸고 이젠 내게 약속해 uh oh uh oh

English

Sitting on the floor all alone Only my thoughts are growing bigger Since when did you start hurting me Not even you know

You’re hurting too, right, cause you’re mine I just wanna blow your mind Just like this you only drift farther away again I don’t really care That’s what I say but In reality, that doesn’t seem to be the case for me

I want you to be your light baby You should be your light So that it doesn’t hurt anymore So that you can smile I want you to be your night baby You could be your night So that this night Can be honest to you

You’re hurting too, right, cause you’re mine I just wanna blow your mind Just like this you only drift farther away again I don’t really care That’s what I say but In reality, that doesn’t seem to be the case for me

I want you to be your light baby You should be your light So that it doesn’t hurt anymore So that you can smile I want you to be your night baby You could be your night So that this night Can be honest to you

Now promise me uh oh Multiple times in a day uh oh Even if you feel like you’re all alone uh oh Don’t throw yourself away uh oh uh oh uh oh

Stop for a moment here Putting out the pinky finger Now promise me uh oh uh oh

Trans cr; Denise & Yein @ bts-trans © TAKE OUT WITH FULL CREDITS

[uwujgk]

[When you know the story but not the title] 

[joonie-beanie]

You can only suck the dick of (1) BTS member: who are you choosing and why?

[joonie-beanie]

EXTRA (for any freaky hoes) - You can only eat the ass of (1) BTS member: who are you choosing and why?

[bluesxde]

bold of u to assume that eating hoseok’s ass would be anything less than routine to me

[xjiminssi]

I'm sucking jimin's dick bc it's what he DESERVES

[solvveris]

MUST-READ YOONMIN FICS #2

wow so, my first ym fic rec blew up, so guess who’s doing a second one~! Firstly, for anyone who didn’t see my first one, you might want to look at that one here.

Okay, now that we’ve got that out of the way.. Let’s begin hehehe :3

My first one was quite short, i’ll be making this one longer and am also putting them in their relevant tags + i will still advise everyone to read the tags and archive warnings carefully as I won’t add all of them in there.

College/University AU(s):

If You by suga_wa

pretty (odd) by belgard

Headphones On (Don’t talk to me) by Sugajam

say it like you mean it by MauveTarte

the taste of you (is just as sweet) by mendsbn

What a Night(mare) by writenow753

light me up (i’ll keep you warm) by kaythebest

The One With The Steaming Hottie by ziontea

IFHY by istherecolour

looking for: a nonplatonic hand holder by awsuga

Midnight Sunrise by SylphofTime

Opened My Door For Death (and asked him to stay) by MissterMaia

Dear Min Yoongi by AnonymousXJWIFE

Step Lightly, Fall Gently by orphan_account

Someone Special by SanduniM

5+1 times AU(s):

the five times jimin called yoongi hyung by kctsudon

finally (you and me are the lucky ones this time) by inkingbrushes

You don’t mess with Min Yoongi by smolsyub

Tattooed Heart by miniimin

Heart warming Fluff AU(s):

Change (Can Be Amazing) by nunastro

Hello, It’s Me by parkjizzmin

love me (please come back into my arms) by fabulousinez

hey moon, don’t you go down by kagayhina 

Galsaek Piano by Iyatiku

Do Not Disturb - Busy In Love by tired angry egg (Mirabelle)

some simple instructions (for a good first impression) by xxdevilishxx

please don’t lose hold of me by beating_heart

The best cure for flu is… Tummy rubs? by yoongi_trash

A Hole New World by girlscout_kookie

A Game of Three (And Won By Two) by Minjiminnie

No Point In Apologies by Minjiminnie

Bulgogi for two by MeduNeter 

you’re the closest thing to heaven that i’ve seen by prettyboykook

The Bitter Taste of Life (and Coffee) by bangtanpiggies

Leave Before the Lights Come On by doozy (jungtaeh)

What Comes At A Cost by Iyatiku

Hold Me Tight by daegusi

When you smile like that by chihiro

My Heart (B-B-Beat-Beat) by yoongissi

Just Checking In by yururin

One car please, is the boyfriend extra? by kimnamjin

Better than a Sunday morning by yoongi_trash

James Dean, You’re my Daydream by doozy (jungtaeh)

Barbershop Romance by MissterMaia

The Boy in the Music Box by MissterMaia

Look My Way by sunkissedyoongi

Nonverbal by fratboyyoongi

Headlines. by istherecolour

It rained that day. by mintsoda

hungry words by yoonmin

Angst AU(s):

Dear Min Yoongi (or Should I Call You Suga?) by magikarpsan

standing out of the line (that i’ll never cross) by orphan_account

you don’t need nobody else by jonghyunslisterine

Experto Crede by Error401

if I can laugh with you, my heart will clear up, too by preciousuga (alexscarlet)

Won’t Go Home Without You by yururin

We’re just strangers… by yoongi_trash

Eternally Yours by sugageek

Neighbor AU(s):

i’m outside the door (invite me in) by beating_heart

Wrong Address by 2kitsune

Wood You Be Mine? by 9395

Tattoo Artist AU(s):

4.7 out of 5 stars by geminis

The Feud of Agust D Tattoos and Park Jimin by NeoVoltage

just like a tattoo (i’ll always have you) by yururin

Beauty in all forms by Penjasin  

NSFW/M/E AU(s):

I find the light in you by Gamcheesee

For You, Hyung by parkjizzmin

Penny for your Thoughts by valkyrie88

close your eyes (enjoy the ride) by fabulousinez

Cupcakes of Forgiveness by bubbleteafics

Spoiled. by softnugget

Side Dishes by Elemir

Holy, Holy by AllTheFeels

Act Natural by pornographicpenguin

Genius by TheHalesNyx

Touch Me by sweetmxchi

darling, you’re with me (always around me) by inkingbrushes

i ain’t taking that back (cause i meant it) by unserene

your lips, my lips, apocalypse by solstices

Love Can Make The Darkness Sing by house_laurie

Bon Voyage by rosiex

Lying To Ourselves by parkjizzmin

Pained by ziti

Hey, Piano Man by MissterMaia

The War of the Foxes by epistolic

All Night by in_bloom

let’s kick the tires and light the fires by MauveTarte

perfect blue by pettey

You’re All I See by SugaTheTurtle

September by TheHalesNyx

soundtracks by maxx

Vampire AU(s):

Through Their Lover’s Eyes by CmiMiu

A distrust towards all red liquids by Dyochestra

If I Was Your Vampire by noraebangbang

Hogwarts AU(s):

levis lethum by yoojung (kyungchul)

Fake Dating/Relationship AU(s):

when you’re in love all the lines get blurred by jflawless

White Noise by rkatz

Scion by lost_things

shoutout to IKEA by sugacravings

Supernatural Element AU(s):

The Devil Wears A Leather Jacket (Not Prada) by throwingpineapples

Homeless AU(s):

Money can’t buy happiness (except when it does) by Sharleena

Long Chaptered AU(s):

Pride, Prejudice and More by Jajungmyeon

Hybrid/Alpha/Omega AU(s):

  Bite Me, Scratch Me, Lick Me Better by imveryloser

BONUS AU(s):

i hope you hurt by orphan_account

brown petals and broken stems by jflawless

is this really just a one day sale (because i think i want you every day) by infires (infires_man)

don’t tempt me, undress me by widerhallen

Wrong Stop by vangtan

i’ll be home for christmas by parkjizzmin

Only because I’m a good person by fabulousinez

OKAY. WHAT A LIST. 

This should keep y’all thirsty yoonminnies at bay for at least a century.. I HAVE SO MANY ON MY READING LISTS WOWOWOWOW.

LINK ME ANY AND I’LL BE HAPPY TO READ~! you’re welcome.

[suggamiin]

[xjiminssi]

yg: hey let's play a game I saw on television last night hs: oh cool what game yg: wheel of fortune, i think of a sentence with blank letters and you have to guess the words hs: alright sounds good yg: here's the first sentence

[allforbts]

BTS (방탄소년단) ‘FAKE LOVE’ Official MV

[luvmaze-bts]

105//365 days of BTS

[allforbts]

© RM24 | Do not edit.

[dreamyoongi]

he looks so sleepy ;-;

[xjiminssi]

he's fucking gorgeous

[jungkooknohomo-moved]

baby.

[jiminrolls]

[xjiminssi]

*cries for eternity*