happy motherâs day
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izzy's playlists!
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YOU ARE THE REASON
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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@dead-carnival
happy motherâs day
Smeemo singing the scary song for food time Dacula style!
how am i supposed to get anything done when this thing lives in my house
Iâve been thinking about this all day
Elizabeth Warren off the shits
i made a list while i was hiking apparently
Day 16/30 - collection
Prints | Stickers
lions are very mean and like jellyfish
Something something purple monkey typwriter dishwasher. Such bigly. Much people are saying.
peer reviewed tags from @megacarapa
How do you pronounce etc?
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Thanks, Anon!
-submit your poll!-
I donât really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politicianâs outfit for filth
I mean. Just devastating đ
This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed
Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke
You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"
I gotta add this one
he alerted the FBI about a january 6th rioter because he noticed their ugly shoes lol
âIs your blood also off-the-rack?â
I would never survive if someone said that to me after trying that shit goodBYE
I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don't give a shit about which shĹnen protagonists could beat up which other shĹnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
"Could Batman beat Captain America" trite, tedious, bullshit. "Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit" now you have my attention.
Imagine having been born in 1905... And all your life it doesn't fucking stop. The Great War, the Spanish Flu, and then you go out of your mind for 7 years. Everyone is traumatised and nothing matters. Then another crash. And then the rise of fascism, and the War to end all Wars didn't and it's 1945 and you're just about still there. You may have fought or ferried the boys from Dunkirk or sabotaged the Nazi occupiers or worked in the factories and put out fires during the Blitz and you're lucky to be alive, because not all your friends made it. But you are and finally, fucking finally, it stops. It stops. You are tough as nails and you can put that strength to work into building something and you do, and people have cars and can buy icecream and you have a pension fund and the kids have money of their own and no nightmares.
I want that for us. I so want that for us. I want to be the generation that has seen fucking everything and is like a MRSA bug and unfazed and when that Cheeto finally dies, I want us to. Plant the gardens and clean the seas because we can and we want to and we remember some joy, some time of trust even when it got broken and we can say to the 20 somethings "let us show you what we can build, how it can feel."
And maybe Gen beta will take it all for granted like the boomers did, but we can give Gen Z and Alpha some peace because we, and Gen Z and Alpha have seen the Dark Times and fuck that noise.
I feel like pirating media that isnât sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldnât be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology
people always talk about evil clones like oooh a dark mirror oohh what if you saw what are cruel person you were/are capable of becoming. and well yes but what if you were the evil clone. what if you looked in the mirror and what you saw was so bright it blinded you. what if you had to know exactly how good you could have been.
you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???
like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear