Fallen

'It's like reopening wounds and bleeding in front of people' - Bruno Mars

[sakshi-shraddha]

Me: *doesn't ship a ship at all*

Me: *sees one tumblr post about said ship showing good chemistry*

Me: oh shit

ao3: aha. there she comes. its about time.

[xjusthewayour]

Always. ALWAYS.

[2tiedships2]

Standing in the light of HaLo  5/100

[massivelybitchycollection27]

Why do people always ask “Did it hurt??” When referring to piercings or tattoos

Like no karen. I didn’t feel them punch a hole in my face.

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

the WORST kind of movies r the ones where the nerdy girl is in love with popular dude and he ignores her but after starting to wear make up and pretty clothes he suddenly falls in love with her hetero culture is disgusting

[hansgrubr]

what’s wrong with straight guys wearing makeup and pretty clothes?

[hansgrubr]

wait that’s not what you meant

[dork-empress]

Now THAT would be a movie

[pleatedjeans]

via

[owloftheforest]

This is what society needs, less stigma around gay people trying to find what everyone else does. For people who aren’t lgbtq to understand that we are just trying and if you aren’t attracted to us don’t take it offensively or weirdly and just politely say no. I wish I had the courage to give guys my number in public.

[itsfivesos]

[tyleroakley]

Boybands these days.

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[starsfelllikerain]

LATRINA

[captn-sara-holmes]

I know of a small child called L-a, pronounced Ledasha. I shit you not. Being a teacher exposes you to some soul-destroying parental choices.

[aki-anyway]

and i thought Conchobar was bad

[xjusthewayour]

Latrina... it means toilet also in Italian, sometimes we use it to describe a place that is very dirty

[les-betogether]

[momochanners]

Dat feel when

you discover how to put a stop to your color pencils breaking during sharpening

Originally posted by lovelordtubbington

[whimsimoon-archive]

ALSO, if you own Prismacolors Color Pencils and they keep breaking off no matter how much you sharpen them, they are cracked from the INSIDE. 

This can be fixed by putting them in the microwave for no longer than 3 seconds! A little thing my art teacher taught me and has come in handy like heck!

[momochanners]

OOOOOOOOOH~!!!

[chalkdragon]

re-blogging to save a life

[smilingvibes-blog]

7/11 breathing. A skill to use for anxiety. It’s recommended to do it for 10-15 minutes. Like any other skill it does require a lot of practice. I advice that you practice it when you are feeling calm so you are ready in a time of need. If you lose count, which is easily done, simply start again until you do 15 minutes. It will also help with distraction even if you don’t get it right the first hundred times.

[notyrqueer]

Breathing out longer than you breathe in actually activates your parasympathetic nervous system!

Anxiety is your sympathetic nervous system (“fight or flight”) setting off all the alarms, while breathing like this will set the parasympathetic system (“rest and digest”) into action shutting off the alarms and settling your nerves.

Other things that help: laughing, checking out what’s going on around you (moving head and eyes to orient to your surroundings), getting curious about something.

Take care, be safe.

[misophoniasupport]

Please use this, guys, it can really help calm you while being triggered and when you’re in a stressful environment.

[erynielgilraen]

Reblogging for anyone who’s feeling a bit panicky right now

[nordielie]

Joy is my main emotion

which emotion is in charge for you?

[xjusthewayour]

Probably Fear

[agnes-cecile]

looking for the courage to put your intimacy on display

[vnforgettables]

#KeepBenWinstonAwayFromDragMeDown

[fkclou]

Can we just talk about how all 4 of them shine individually on this song? They’re fire together, but on their own? Louis’ voice is so clear and cuts right through my soul, Harry’s riffs sent me into cardiac arrest, Liam’s lower register makes me want to bury myself in scorpions, and Niall???? Can we talk about Niall?!?! He’s never sounded better and I don’t know what to do with myself I’m so fucking proud I wanna fling myself off of a cliff.

[cyrilliart]

Drag Me Down to hell

[deadshirtt-deactivated20140420]

[moarrrmagazine]

Coffee cup sleeve art by sleevebucks