memes 4-ever

i fist guys on weekends. yes, plural.

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[dugaodna]

[ziprasidones]

[extork]

I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.

[soupsluts]

This bitch had like 5 accents

[tqueeninactive]

transcription:  “you’re a nice guy. (shifts to singsongy british accent) i’ll think about it maybe xo baybeoi uh oh eehjfgoi SHEND HIM KISSHEOIS. i didn’t know i would moive in with his missusWOOOOOT GET A LOIFE WE’RE LIVIN WITH HIS WOIFE like.. (disturbingly serene) what was i meant to do…? ehehehe. (sudden american accent) oh bitch oi seemBUHHURH BREAST KILLA?? mm. HEHEHEHEHEHE (back to british accent) she doied. that’s what she desehves. (sudden new yorker accent) this stoopid princess bitch has been fuckin goin against me since i downloaded this goddamn app. she’s like (peppa pig again) oih you’re heare? no problemm. an- oo OO OOOHOHOHOHOOO OHOHOHOHO HOHOHOWAAAAAAAAA!!!!! ….oh i was first heh!”

[katyazamolodchikova]

you’re a nice guy 👨‍💼! I’ll think 🤔 about it MAY-BEE🐝. X O 🤗💋 baybwee👶! UH OH here we go 🚀🚀🚀! SHENDS HIM KISSES😘😘😘! I didn’t know that I would move in with his Mrs.👰 WHUUT😲! GET A LIFE! You were living with his wife 👱‍♀️like what was I meant to do🤷‍♀️? Oh bitch 💃obviously- BUH HWUH BREASTKILLUH 🔪🙍‍♀️! Yeet ✌️! hehehehehehe 🤣🤣🤣🤣 she DIED 😵. It’s what she deserves 💁‍♀️. this STOOPID princess 👸 bitch 🐕 has been fuckin goin against me since I downloaded this goddamn app 📱. She’s like, “OH yaw here, no PRAWBlem!” eh OO OO 😮OOOoOooOO 😩😩😩😩OOOOoo 😱oOO😱oooo 😱O😱😱OO😱OOO WHAAAAAA🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 Oh I was first heh!🥇🏆

[angelfood1995]

WORLD HERITAGE POST

[quaadude]

I recite this everyday

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

If you haven’t listened to “Don’t Lose Your Head” from Six the musical you can’t hope to understand

[valentinedagger]

nobody bitch about the tumblr checkmark this is the funniest shit staff has pulled in months and its absolutely contributing to the landlord-firing-gunshots-at-passing-cars vibe of the past week

[buffdaddylayton]

[princerook]

C R Y I N G OMG

[loki-cat2]

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

[triggafiasco]

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!  

[ralaferinmoved-blog]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

[amarilloo]

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

[frickingrimesarchive]

HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

[wondermagician-deactivated20160]

can’t forget these

[curledmess]

THESE ARE GOLDEN

[lucifer-the-morning-star-blog]

THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG

[nunyabizni]

@turtrussel

[kardcaptor-sakura-deactivated20]

How can ya’ll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?

[nunyabizni]

Oh dear me

[yeezy-nation]

omg which fake deep facebook page posted this

[yeezy-nation]

[berniefucks]

[ryanhatesthis]

Well, that’s enough internet for me today.

[biohazerd]

2012 was a different time

[rainydayanxiety-deactivated2018]

A simpler time

[pastabot]

[thestateonmtv]

this is still the funniest fucking thing i remember being 7 and almost throwing up watching this and now im 20 puking onto my rug 

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[welcome-to-webkinz-world]

finally

[tomhonks-blog]

[neoliberalismkills]

the real struggle in 2004

[gh0stenthusiast]

[pyjamathyst]

Flute boy: “DON’T FUCK WITH ME, I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE.”

Bystander: “Wait, you-”

FB: “aAAAAHH”

[heritageposts]

made a beginners guide for the twitter newbies hope this helps <3

[eremitical]

looks up “sex” on google maps

[unclefather]

It takes you to an image of me doing a peach sign

[worm-suggestion]

You look like sliced from a loaf.

You look like one slice from a loaf of something.

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[turns-out-its-adhd]

[nous-portons]

Bear has a suit and tie pattern on his fur