High Findings

I'm not funny | I am high af tho

[aspectnothingless]

If America collapses and we have to restart a whole new country we should definitely change the national anthem to a Brittany Spears song.

"It's Brittany, bitch."

[aspectnothingless]

Do farmers call farmers tans "farmers tans" or just "tans"?

[aspectnothingless]

Popping your ears is how you crack your ear bones

[aspectnothingless]

Cars never really stop working, people just stop working on cars.

[aspectnothingless]

Okay but what if numbers had uppercase and lowercase?

[aspectnothingless]

I was watching A Goofy Movie on D+ and when Pete said "Hey Goof" my Google responded

[aspectnothingless]

Why does water make us clean? Who decided water = clean?

[aspectnothingless]

Staring up at the stars. They all look like they're connected by the thinnest threads of light. It makes me think about the Hunger Games when you could see the outline of the paneling on the ceiling of the arena. Except it's all like fragmented triangles. Like shattered ice on a frozen lake.

[aspectnothingless]

I don't understand how people recognize celebrities in real life. I barely recognize them in the movies.

[aspectnothingless]

Is there hybrid board games? Like Monopoly crossed with Life! Or Clue and Candyland?

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[sasstronauuut-deactivated201906]

ive done this before you truly do get doot doot in your askbox

[littlekawaiiusagi]

Lol doubt it

[person3737-blog]

Haha doubt this will work buuuut

[starbaby96]

What the hell, I’ll try it

[thepanicatthediscoaddict]

I GOT A DOOT DOOT

[from-under-the-lilacs]

I wants a doot doot

[weird-emo-human-deactivated2018]

hoooowwww does this work??!

[awesomeskinnythighs-deactivated]

This is a lieeeee

[alltimesleepingveils-blog1]

I want a doot doot

[rickydimmydo]

I wonder

[thunderousfate]

Hmm… Sometimes i just get amaze by tumblr

[mollyravioli]

I want a doot doot too

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

doot doot my ass will ya

[wolfgangamademozart--official]

update: ,,,,two ppl doot dooted me

im scared

[spaceabomination]

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[spaceabomination]

[midzummer]

oh fr fr?

[aspectnothingless]

Why are oceans salty but fresh water isn't??

[aspectnothingless]

I'm watching The Addams Family and I am so high I can understand Cousin It.

[aspectnothingless]

WANKSGIVING

[aspectnothingless]

Do you keep the same blood your whole life or do you get new blood?

[aspectnothingless]

Thinking about like, what if sea creatures were all just flowers on land? Like, they all look like fish and eels and whatever but they're a sentient flower with bioluminescent flower in the dark markings and whatever and they move super fluidly and are elegant.

[aspectnothingless]

I was at my chiropractor's office the other day and jokingly said "crack me like a glow stick"

He didn't think it was very funny