I have no idea what I'm doing.

This one time, I had a tumblr... I dunno what happened but I dont have it anymore. This blog is taking a sudden and new twist, its going to capture my experience with Warhammer 40k and what it's like building an army for a beginner.

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First attempt at painting my fluffies...

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Partially painted model, this guy is my first attempt at painting, his name is Mitch.

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They are coming for you... and for paint (yes I know there is a mould line, yes I fixed it)

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This is my first model, ol' two arms... I'm so excited and terrified to paint him...

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First warhammer injuries...

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The beginning of my army

One of my amazing friends has just decided to give me a carnifex and three Tyranid warriors that he bought in a box and decided he didnt want :) I'm so excited to have the very beginnings of a real army

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Planning the army

Over the past few months I have been tossing up whether or not I should start an army. This weekend I went to watch a doubles competition at a local store and decided to take the plunge. So far I am yet to purchase but I am planning what I need for my army, which will be tyranid's. Here's the currently list and plan, I want something a little quirky so I'm attempting to avoid all guns in my army. The Swarmlord Three Carnifex's A Murloc A Trygon Three Zoanthropes 40 - 60 Hormagaunts Three Rippers..

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Got that right.

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No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

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your beard is the night that poets write about

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All my friends are getting engaged or having babies... the hardest decision I have to make is "Should I eat this whole packet of timtams?" By the way the answer is always yes.

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How you know your home life sucks

"when I get my own house, my parents aren't going to know my address, I might even change my number while I'm at it."

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All this crap about how curvy girls encourage unhealthy life choices and how thin women are "sticks" or "bones" is starting to annoy me. The more women say this about each other the more men think it's okay to make us feel like objects instead of people. Skinny, curvy or chubby your all beautiful and need to stop insulting yourselves and other women.

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it’s okay for you to like skinny girls

it’s okay for you to like skinny girls with big boobs and a butt

it’s okay for you to like curvy girls

it’s okay for you to like heavier girls

it’s totally okay to like thighs or thigh gaps and big boobs or small boobs and big butts or little butts

what’s not okay is telling a woman that she isn’t beautiful or sexy because she doesn’t meet your personal body type preferences

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arielcalypso:

 Everyone needs to reblog this.

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THESE MEN

ARE IN THEIR THIRTIES

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this is what dreams are made of

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Sweet dreams are made of cheese

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Who am I to disagree

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i actually whined in hunger just now…

that is what this post has driven me to

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When people try talking to me while doctor who is on... "You're turning doctor who into doctor why bother!"